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Her best known acting role was as John ‘100% heterosexual’ Travolta’s loving wife.

I'm gonna take that as a cancellation.

One of the advantages of living in Oz is that I have been able to avoid watching us play due to the time difference. I made the mistake of watching this one because it was a early start. FUCK ME that was dreadful in the second half. Almost Pardew, but instead of replacing a left back with a left back, he replaced a left back with a right back. If Bruce thinks that Manquilo should get a new contract, and that Bentelab and Rose should be signed up, he is signing his own resignation letter. None of them should be anywhere near a Newcastle team, other than in the stands and paying for the privilege.

'Didn't get Gemmill's cum, used salad cream instead.'

I’m not sure if you’re trying to make me look bad or Luke Edwards look good but you’ve fucking nailed the latter

The only individual on the Planet of Apes with more inaccurate predictions than CT and Parky...

Looks like we're are stuck with bruce as Pep won't leave now

Except his wife.

RIP FOP

You can knock off a third of that for the dipshits that say they won't get the vaccination.

OK, yes, that does make it sound significantly less only-in-American.

To be fair to De Courcey/nookie bear/Tames, I once saw him in fluid and he walked in with a camera and started asking questions to random NUFC fans. Now I'm not exactly an avid watcher of Tyne Tees or look north but thought he'd retired years ago. Anyway, I was full of blooter and grabbed a hold of him and said something along the lines of how he always had a massive hard on for Bernie Slaven and his commentary always said shit like 'The Holgate/Fulwell/Gallowgate absolutely erupts' whilst he was obviously in the studio editing it? He looked a bit uncomfortable to put it mildly and fucked off pretty sharpish. Anyway, maybe he was on the lookout for similar encounters?

Definitely not his wife.

I predict your son will move out at the age of 10.

It was fop

Ask her where she learned the word "sheeple" from. Sounds a lot like mind control to me.

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple". That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me.

I like the story (possibly apocryphal) about when he went for the Ireland job. Supposedly he saw it as part time / semi-retirement meaning he could go fishing etc. When the FAI approached him and asked about wages he’s meant to have said something along the lines of “I’m not bothered, just give me what Eoin Hand was on”. When they told him what his predecessor earned he’s meant to have said “I want a canny bit more than that”.

fuck sake I've never laughed so much at a gif in my life, I'm pinching that one for sure @Monkeys Fist

It's getting to the point that George Caulkin and a few of the other sports journos need to stage an intervention....

Aye but then we'll be on for some manner of talking to about how "the conditions" were much tougher for Bruce, how Rafa didn't have to navigate a lockdown, and how we're about where we should be and should be grateful.

What a fucking gimp he is.

Don’t say we never give you nowt.

I expect Luke Edwards missed this one again?

I don’t really care about this game but Steve Bruce is a shit manager.

Bruce deserves credit

Honestly, the quicker half this squad fucks off, along with Bruce and Ashley, the better

Aye Ritchie's "enthusiasm" is not really what you want defending in our box.

Soft but it’s shit awareness from Ritchie coming across him like that when he had another man in cover.

Well someone hasn’t potted the pink in a while...

Wife and kid got tested negative by the way. I don’t know what I shall do with all the bleach now. Am I still allowed to make my wife drink it?

Goodbye, England's joke

Elton's B side to that Diana tribute was also a tribute to Mother Theresa who passed away in the same week. Not many people know about 'Sandals in the bin' for some reason?

Darren’s problem is that he’s genuinely as thick as fuck. In addition to that if he ever went to a proper conservative club he’d laughed out of the building.

I know another Elton John joke but it's too near the knuckle.

I hate pretty much every team, especially Newcastle United.

I don't think too mache of Dougle.

Whatever else happens, we can always rely on MF to romaine the same.

Little Gem of a comment there, Robin.

Son’s crying now, cheers. Nice one.

Tubs smashing out his comment above…

Guaranteed not to happen now. Thanks a lot

Newcastle lift the 2020/21 FA Cup to complete a domestic cup double and the the city is a bacchanalian orgy of excess, all bar poor old trooper, kicking stones and sullenly muttering about how the takeover took ages.