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It’ll go hungry in Florida.

I take exception to "arrogant"

"Saudi Arabia. The kashee-oggy bloke and the takeover of the cathedral on the hill."

Knight Ryder phoning it in after a weekend on the peeve.

Not my specialist subject subject to say the least. Hic. Lol, laterz

I hope so

Mourinho is a proper busted flush. Wouldn’t be remotely excited at seeing him here, takeover or not

The bubonic plague is a doddle

A touching tribute.

Is that a Sunderland and District Metector Club badge on his lapel?

I personally think he's looking a little bit more presidential, lately.

'Can of beans'? 'tin of beans'. (Ah've telt you, man).

I've got an antibody test this week. If it comes back positive, I'll be selling spunk shots at a fiver a piece. Taking preorders now.

I told him a few years ago he'll sound that bit more Geordie if he changed his name to 'Tin of beans' instead but did he listen?

steve bruce finishing above Jose mourinho would open up a can of beans canofbeans

It's our fault. Obviously.

This isn't the amateur poetry thread.

Well yes, but in fairness I said you need a sensible manager as opposed to us actually having one. So if you know a player is prone to hamstring injuries and is playing a ridiculous amount of games close together because of a pandemic, you shouldn't show some foresight and consider resting said player? Clearly there are a number of things to consider apart from form and the apparent lack of serious injury when it comes to selecting players.

Which is why you need a sensible manager to know when to bench a player if it's likely they are going to overstretch themselves to the point of picking up a needless injury. Touch wood that won't be the case today.

I don’t mind Jenas as a pundit. Murphy is a waste of space though.

Quite a gathering he’s got there. ( btw @Kevin Carr's Gloves, you should get the next size up paper suit, looks a bit snug on you ).

Or, fuck the weasel-faced little cunt. (I’ve never forgiven him for taking Rob Lee down when he was clear through on their goal way back last century. ).

Looks like we'll move up to 12th courtesy of Palace losing by a couple of goals providing they don't score in the last few mins. Luke Edwards getting ready to tweet about how good Bruce is as soon as the whistle blows at Leicester.

It'd be a terrible shame if Liverpool got a rocket up their arse and took it out on Villa.

The bid Keys knew about before anyone else eh, what a shock. Between this and the threat they made the other week they’re probably doing us a favor and making it easier for the PL tbh.

The football league were never going to let a giant like Sunderland out of one of their leagues to play in another one of their leagues.

well imagine my shock

Some twat posted revenge porn of a school girl along with links to her family and friends. I’m sure it’s in your admin recycle bin. But it’s genuinely the sort of thing that needs to be reported to the police.

Some might say that bloke was A-TRACTOR-ED to farming implements.

Your wife? Well...

Never been relegated! Other than that time he was.

I disliked the cunt the entire time he was NUFC manager, he’s such an unlikeable, boring dickhead. I always thought it sums the mackems up that they fawn over him. Hopeless manager that’s living off doing a decent job at Bolton 20 year ago.

I was going to add "and all over the spoon used to do it"

His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.

I’ve ended many a Saturday night in the same situation

You got to love their level of self delusion because they sing their peado can fuck who he wants to but no doubt the PL needs their "history of unparalleled class and dignity." Fuck off you inbred clueless cunts.

Posted from his tank shed.

All i wanted to do was talk about my beloved Porsche tanks . mean thats what forums are for. Because i put up to many topics i get verbally abused i get called a cunt. and everything. i dont need this. i dont deserve it. So thanks for having me. enjoyed my time here. See yer all around

Can you two take this to the Ipswich forum?

That's easy for you to say

If I offer an employee less wage, less responsibility and have a history of lying he'll understandably choose to go elsewhere. That decision would be made easier if another company offered him more wages, greater responsibility and a chance to build something new. If you're criticising Benitez for leaving Newcastle you've really not been paying attention for the past 13 years.

You’re so positive and sunny. Fuck off

You can just enjoy a win you know.