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His fucking up the England job before his second match in charge through his own greed has to be one of the greatest footballing moments of the last decade or so.

Genie says there are two wishes left...

well imagine my shock

Never been relegated! Other than that time he was.

I disliked the cunt the entire time he was NUFC manager, he’s such an unlikeable, boring dickhead. I always thought it sums the mackems up that they fawn over him. Hopeless manager that’s living off doing a decent job at Bolton 20 year ago.

They're going to announce the heat death of the universe before this fucking takeover.

All i wanted to do was talk about my beloved Porsche tanks . mean thats what forums are for. Because i put up to many topics i get verbally abused i get called a cunt. and everything. i dont need this. i dont deserve it. So thanks for having me. enjoyed my time here. See yer all around

what a fucking whopping cunt! the tale of sonny and nobby, right up there with the prodigal son and icarus flying to close to the sun. it's bordering on biblical.

If I offer an employee less wage, less responsibility and have a history of lying he'll understandably choose to go elsewhere. That decision would be made easier if another company offered him more wages, greater responsibility and a chance to build something new. If you're criticising Benitez for leaving Newcastle you've really not been paying attention for the past 13 years.

Your wife? Well...

Says the bung taking anti Newcastle fathead who is a regular pundit on beIN Sports

Alreet Frankie Boyle, try and keep things light!

If you want me to trust you, you must be a tank expert. To be an expert, you must have spent lots of time studying pictures of tanks and that. Why would you spend so long studying something you think is crap? You’re either lying, not an expert, or a mental. Either way, Tanks are mint. ( My cousin’s step-dad, Nobby, is a genuine tank expert, and he reckons you’re talking out of your hoop).

Whatever gives them hope.

Not sure where you get your evidence for the first point (although evidence is rare in most of your posts, so no surprise). On the second point, his contract had run out and he was not being offered terms by a poisonous regime which were acceptable to him. The fact that someone else did offer him more money and better options was lucky for him. He is clearly not stupid. You, however, "based on the evidence of my own eyes", are clearly a moron.

How man. Fuck Off

Steve Bruce, man of principle

Still, I guess it makes a change from sports studies dissertation surveys, eh?

Didn’t realise it was a musical?

It’s not that big a scandal. It’s Wigan ffs

Oh right. That’s not worth £500. I thought they were gonna ask me multiple choice questions about rats or something.

That sassy minx goes up to ELEVEN

Careful, you'll give Gloomy ideas.

If only Wolfy or Parky were around to tell you exactly what 'THEY' want this information for really.

My laddie wanted to see Frozen when he was about 4, so I took him. It dawned on both of us at about the same time that it was a fucking musical, and we turned to each other with a look of …

You got to love their level of self delusion because they sing their peado can fuck who he wants to but no doubt the PL needs their "history of unparalleled class and dignity." Fuck off you inbred clueless cunts.

Posted from his tank shed.

Not to mention how ‘classy’ it is hoping for load of clubs to go out of business just so they can benefit

Can you two take this to the Ipswich forum?

Warrior Nun on Netflix. By Christ I like some shite

Fucking hell is that where Dr Who lives?

Apparently when Man City were 4-0 up their fans started releasing fireworks of their own

Trial in absentia “These lads say you did it, guilty” “aye well we didn’t so fuck off”

Twitter was so much nicer in the 1970s.

That's easy for you to say

He's got to be a Mag on the wind up, surely?

Dear oh dear, “Nobby and Sonny”. Just when you think RTG can’t get any weirder or more embarrassing, one of them craps out something like that drivel I expect in real life Nobby is what the OP sticks into his Sonny’s rear end when he gets back from the pub.

Unlike Steve Bruce who didn’t leave a club in the shit to join us. Nor has he ever annoyed or shit all over his reputation at previous clubs by joining their bitter rivals when the money was good.

I like the idea that Rafa, who was making the team better every season, also wouldn’t have managed to have a better season this year.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the mackem, 'Confucious' and his theory on life, Sunderland and Newcastle United. As the real Confucius might have said/say, 'Man who has head full of broken biscuits, often crumbles when faced with reality'.

I dunno but either way his cousin's stepdad is a lawyer in London.

What about the second half?

Some of them do according someone I know who is reasonably ITK. It’s, unsurprisingly, the ones more concerned about being able to do what the fuck they want in their spare time etc, as opposed to the ones bothered about their development as professional footballers.