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Watch out for Noelie's next post, "Takeover macht frei"

Looks like some fella who's done a runner because the husband has come home early from work. Which in his case, is highly likely.

i'm only interested in the brown rat, sorry

Yes the Saudi government are well known for their “never mind, let’s move on, live and let live” attitude.

Thought he was wearing cowboy boots at first

Thanks Graeme, now I really want to know what Pardew and Hippo Heed think about it. Honestly.

Like Souness would have a fucking clue either way

The fat cunt would break the rope then parachute safely to the ground using only his oversized baggy trousers ends.

You can tell Liverpool have just won the title as they're all coming out of the woodwork even in death! Apparently Yul Brynner was a Liverpool fan according to some scouser on twitter. He was well known for his love of the reds in showbiz circles as well as his aversion to aftershave. Yul never wore cologne.

Aye who the fuck goes running in their swimming shorts. The same sort of cunt that goes to the pool bar in his swimming shorts and work shirt.

Mind I’m going to feel terrible if he’s on a ventilator

The get up of a man who has never been for a run before

The whole thread is gold

Is it on BBC? I watched the first series and loved it, but can I fuck remember where it was edit; series 2 on BBC iPlayer looks like a third series had been commissioned too.

If this story about Russian bounties for taliban fighters for killing US troops isn’t the end of him then I can only assume he will become a dictator. The fact he is actually siding with, and defending Russia, to the point he was arguing they should be back in the G8 AFTER he had knowledge of this is absolutely traitorous. It’s the way he phrased his denial is particularly evil imo, as he said there’s no evidence of Russians killing US troops, which isn’t what the intelligence was even about, it was that the Russians were offering bounties for the taliban to kill US troops. It’s staggering to me that the people who support him will scream at Colin Kapernick for being ‘against the troops’ as he kneels during the national anthem, yet their beloved president is actively dismissing US intelligence that led to US troops being killed on his watch. This is 100 times worse than he even pretended Benghazi was. Traitor.

"So I says to Rita, 'You could hang a wet duffel coat off dose, love and still have change of twenty bob!' I then asked her what she thought about the black eyed peas lads if she'd like to have an ale with me instead?"

As Fish has pointed out, he's muted replies to only those he follows.

That and they could’ve at least pretended to be a lass

It comes back to personal responsibility again though - if I had been going out and about but was told there was a local cluster I'd be more than happy to go back to almost isolation. As I've said before it's about respect/fear of the virus rather than obeying rules.

I’m not sure he’d have looked any more ridiculous if he was

Stath is class.

I’ve got to go up in a couple of weeks. I live in the SW England area for COVID stats. I can also walk to Bournemouth beach in about half an hour. SW England & Scotland both about 5/6 million population . I know where I’d feel safer tbh... https://www.statista.com/statistics/1102151/coronavirus-cases-by-region-in-the-uk/ And Sturgeon is blatantly posturing as per fuckin usual. I have no problem whatsoever with Scotland becoming independent but an inability to see through that utter fraud means you’ll never get it.

It's more laughable the Ronny Gill putting it up as a big story. (Is it the Knight using his little black book of shit hot NUFC contacts again?)

They should do a series of events based around Johnson’s exercise regime. After the press-ups they could have someone drive them and drop them off in running kit 200 yards from their house and the winner is the first one to ring the doorbell after dodging the paparazzi

Never heard of that. Cheers, mate

Aye, he also does Stath Let’s Flats, which is also very good for a daft hour. His sister plays his sister in it too.

Zoom in next time.

That’s a great bit of mind-fuckery from Starmer- we all know Johnson is such a man-child that he’ll be chomping at the bit to accept it, but he’ll also know that Starmer will paste him.

Aye I really enjoyed the film as well. Adding in energy vampires was brilliant btw . I look forward to seeing what Waititi does in future.

Just watched the 2nd series. It’s really funny. The film is good as well but I probably agree the series is better

Why does some people think the Saudis care how long it takes for a decision to be made? Its not like the decision is make or break for their investment portfolio and they need a deal done asap. They have hundreds of other projects as well. No news is good news IMO especially as Ashley hasnt been crying about it publicly. Must be loose ends to tie up.

I got bought a subscription for the Athletic and really enjoy it. Well worth nowt.

Nah, Brian didn't appreciate it last time.

JCB starter buttons

He doesn’t even know what empathy means going off that. Most people just buy into the media hype bollocks about just about everything though. He’s read a book as well apparently

before Liverpool beat us in the 1974 FA cup final both clubs had won 10 major honours each.I wonder if he knew that fact ? I doubt it. No wonder Liverpool fans are hated.

Aaah, but which season?

I’d say that for at least 8-9 of those hurtful 30 years he was swimming around in his Dad’s balls, then shitting his nappy for a couple more. Incomparable.

Would be impolite to refuse her.

Putting five at the back wasn’t the problem. Putting eleven out without a clue what to do when they had the ball was the killer.

lucky bugger

I was watching Avengers: Endgame on Disney +, legit forgot this game was on

Well the cup run may have come to an end but we’ll always have the memories of those famous replays against Rochdale and Oxford.

kenny dalglish called me a wanker and gave the appropriate hand gesture in the nou camp the first time we played barcelona there.

Unless you actually live in the same street / close or know someone who does I’m not sure just knowing where players live counts as a worthy anecdote even by these standards

What the fuck would you know about winning arguments?

Mind your stigmatising language there, Phil.

Just got back from a day at Blart Central York Races.