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Please save us murderous regime x

Well the cup run may have come to an end but we’ll always have the memories of those famous replays against Rochdale and Oxford.

you can't help but worry about matty longstaff living in italy, poor kid will turn in to a lobster.

Bentaleb is suspended too, they didn’t think to mention that? Surprised they didn’t have Hughie Gallacher in the ‘Will not play’ section.

Impressive boycott this.

Completely against the run of play that.

Fop’s on the Telly!

Ken’s missus told him she was blowing aboriginal tubes before she upped and left.

I was watching Avengers: Endgame on Disney +, legit forgot this game was on

Agreed. Hopefully will start giving a fuck relatively soon when fat Mike pisses off though. The SMB give a fuck though. 41 pages at this moment, and the last page which I read they're not even happy! Magedia! https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-united-v-man-city-fa-cup-quarter-final-18-30-bbc-one-bbc-iplayer.1521739/page-41

This is where not really giving a fuck any more comes in handy

Well the Knight Ryder doesn't have to worry about any road to Wembley Ronny Gill special editions on the Monday.

Geoff from byker grove never lost his temper

Black and white lives matter

The commentator just compared the game plan to Jose Mourinho’s Inter v Barca in the CL Aye mate it’s close if Jose’s Inter had basically no defensive structure and zero plan if they did happen to touch the ball.

So far its probably the biggest gulf in class I've seen of clubs purportedly of the same level, or even 2 levels difference. Humiliating tbh.

I used to play 5-a-side with Disco Des Hamilton’s cousin. I bumped into him and Des in town once and the latter seemed a bit peeved that it was his cousin I recognised first

pretty sure it was something des hamilton related, maybe that he hadn't substituted him, although to be fair i'd been hurling abuse at the dour faced scottish twat all game. bloke i knew owned a record shop and he'd been to a record fair in barcelona about two weeks before we played them and brought back 3 tickets for the home end. so rather than being up in the gods we were about 10 very empty rows from the front directly behind the dug out. dalglish had already given me several disapproving looks before he snapped, terry mac was stood next to him shaking his head, i still like to think nearly a quarter of a century later that terry mac was shaking his head at dalglish's reaction and not at me. but i could be wrong.

He’s spot on about letting the likes of Yaxley Lennon become upholders of the concept of free speech....

It's just such a fucking ridiculous notion, Johnson as the strongman. I'm sick of hearing about how he's a runner too. He's by all accounts 17.5 stone at 5ft 9. He might be heavier than that as well. Morbidly obese, fucking scruffy, and a giant cunt to boot.

"Suppository"

North Korea we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, woah, woah! North Korea, we are here, Fuck your country, drink your beer, Woooooaaahh, woooaaah!

If you head on over to NUFC.COM they have a list of shirts for sale donated by fans. The proceeds go to the foodbank, which I’m sure you’re aware, is desperate for funds after losing match day income. Newcastle West End food bank is the largest in the country & it distributes over 25 tons of food per month to those most in need. The situation was fairly dire before Covid so you can imagine what it’s like now. Some shirts are signed, some are matchworn Anyway they’ve got a bunch of really great shirts up for auction, so if you want something special give it a look!

Putting five at the back wasn’t the problem. Putting eleven out without a clue what to do when they had the ball was the killer.

We can hope....

Lawro style

I thought he was off then

You mean he hasn’t fallen over his own feet yet?

Should have peddled him for £15mil when we had the chance. He's never been good enough for this league

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Still in the game at 0-1, mind....

We’re fucking terrified when we have the ball Carroll is the only one who actually wants it.

ANNOUNCE TAKEOVER! (Please).

Schar albeit a poor pass in the end didn't shit his pants when he got the ball then. Slowed it down and kept it. That's what we need to do.

I fancy us to nick this.

If we wins the game, I will cut my beard like Andy.

This isn't fucking football. It's just a fucking joke man.

5 minutes in and if already feels like this is going to be a long 90 minutes

I like Richards as a pundit

I realised yesterday I didn't really know who was left in the cup. Now I realise if by some miracle we get through today, we'd have Man U, Arsenal and Chelsea left. What's the fucking point.

rest/drop arguably your best player of the season for what is now your most important game. good idea fatty.

Moan like fuck about stuff going down hill but keep voting for the same party that’s been in government most of their lives

As you soak your sheets, I’m steadfastly waving my Johnson

I wish it was 1984 again. The nice real one in the past, I mean.

Man does push up! Woman lifts potted plant!

Jesus wept

Unless you actually live in the same street / close or know someone who does I’m not sure just knowing where players live counts as a worthy anecdote even by these standards