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Yeah, I think racism is over now.

[fade to black] On a river where they used to build the boats...

What? Have I missed something? Where can I join?

I fully cannot believe you’re watching BT Sport, of all the channels, immediately after this. I’m amazed they’re not just broadcasting McManaman pulling the head off it while singing along to You’ll Never Walk Alone.

She learned that from Israeli special forces. WOP-BOP-A-LOO-BOP-SHALOM-SLAM-BOOM!

"You know what guys? I'm gonna have to go ahead and say no."

Yes you did. You invaded Poland....

Nadhim Zahawi somewhat missing the point when asked how it can be fair for a rich Tory donor to get this treatment when an ordinary voter in Doncaster can't. His response was that the voter in Doncaster can also attend a Tory fundraiser dinner where they'll find Tory MPs in attendance. That he thought that was the question being asked and this was the answer tells you everything you need to know about these people.

Shame he’s a dickhead

Well, time to avoid all sports media for a month.

My problem is I’m in a bubble or “echo chamber” of far left labour supporters. Now whilst I probably “identify” as far left I have a friend who is a councillor who’s won numerous elections & knows the political system inside out, every nuance. So every now and then he guides me about how unelectable we're becoming. He’s a big Starmer man, naturally. I worked hard for fuck all, every time. It’s a long time. Just look at the graph detailing families visiting foodbanks & how it has risen, constantly. Fuck it. I want a labour government at any costs at the moment. The argument to move further left will be a lot stronger when we’re in government & suddenly children don’t have to rely on foodbanks not to be malnourished.

Knee idea, have you?

A lot of “left wingers” who have been completely sheltered from the anti-Semitism debate are absolutely fuming. Other people are rattling on about labour letting Palestine down. Seemingly okay with the fact that labour have let the British people down for over a decade now. But all I’m hearing is the voices I’ve heard for years, friends & fellow campaigners. The people impressed by this kind of action I’ll likely have never communicated with. When campaigning I knocked on a door in Lanchester, a lady shouted “shalom” & slammed the door shut.

Have you watched Somebody Feed Phil yet, @Dr Gloom? I don't want to put undue pressure on you here but the bloke is a Jew and I'm a bit disappointed that you haven't thrown your weight behind my recommendation. It's all a bit RLB.

I thought it was mental that people were going radge about her praising Maxine Peake. All I took from that line in the article was that she was trying to say that US Police are receiving training from special forces. That it was wrong and that she said it was Israeli special forces didn't even register. But then half of twitter went radge saying she was a jew hater and RLB was praising her for hating the Jews. And now the other half of twitter is up in arms that she's been sacked because she was the last survivor from the cult of Corbyn. Basically a ridiculous episode that says a lot about the state of politics in this country. But on the plus side she's shite anyway so get to the back benches where you belong.

Just stop mentioning Israel and Jews in entirely unrelated discussions. It isn't fucking difficult.

My football knowledge is extensive.

This is the flipside of the "let's all have a staycation this year and enjoy what our great country has to offer!" line. People don't realise (a) just how many British tourists go abroad every year and are having to be accommodated here instead, and (b) that all the cuntish behaviour you see in Benidorm and beyond is going to be happening here now instead. Terrific.

Seems like Saudi Arabia are letting the Qataris know they’re pissed off.

Fuck off Liverpool. that’s all I have

They hired a hotel tbf. Still get them reported for not following the social distancing, get the title stripped.

It boils down to whether you want to be a principled and ideologically “pure” debating club. Or do you want to govern, reverse some of the damage done by the Tories and improve people’s lives?

It’s about winning the election rather than the ridiculous philosophical bullshit about ‘winning the argument’ (not that Corbyn did imo but you’ll get the reference). Labour winning or at the very least carrying the fight enough to stop the tories winning next time out has never felt more important.

Love that saying

Much like Brexit it’s all a game to JRM.

It does also appear that the US police work very closely in training with the Israeli military, so while this technique is presumably not part of the training (and therefore flagging it as such is ignorant and sowing misinformation), it is also not as if Israel has been plucked out of nowhere as such. "Police all over the world" might use this technique, but how many of them are training the US police force? I'm going to outline again that I support this decision even if it turns out that the Israeli police did train the US police to do this (not that I believe at present that they did) - mostly because it's good politics, makes it clear which side Starmer is on, and has the benefit of forcing the issue away from the leadership.

So you thought you'd start that particular argument anyway? Liverpool could end up with 200+ points over two seasons So you could be right. Possibly.

Twitter is going to be a nightmare over the RLB thing. Really sharp from Starmer. Shows he’s not fucking about.

If you're a player who's watched their Netflix show, why would you want to go there if you had a viable alternative, especially at a club in a higher position with more recent PL experience? That's it! The 'Friendly cup' games against Norwich are cancelled!

It went where he was aiming for.

Mackem on holiday?

The names of the back of the shirts was for the first 12 matches, they're gone now, moved to the sleeve. I don't know how long the knee thing is for but Steve Bruce has already lodged a complaint about it to the PL as against Villa he wasn't fit to get back on his feet until the 15th minute of the match.

"God's wonderful breathing system" doesn't sound like it's working too well for that out of breath old hag. The first lass needs sectioning. The second one needs to get back to chasing fraggles down holes.

Are you an authority on turds Mr. Renton?

NUFC Twitter calling for Hayden to get an England call-up are fucking mental, mind. He's a solid utilty player who has the occasional purple patch. He's mobile and recycles the ball well but I maintain he's nowhere near the player Rice will be, to use their comparison. Rice will come out of this lockdown as West Ham's best player; comfortable at CB and CM, good with both feet, good in the air, can carry the ball out, good range of passing. It's no contest. The thick cunts.

I know you’re taking the piss but he’s clearly their best player. Get him around players who are on his wavelength and his vision and movement will come to the fore. Thought it was a fair result, neither team deserved to win it and a shame that Bournemouth are simply to shit to beat anybody so Villa can’t be dragged any further

First question- “ Hands up if you’re not a cunt? “

Jesus wept

To call the US a banana republic would be an insult to any chaotic banana republic.

Tbf he wasn’t able to process what he was being told because his granny had just passed away

You all type the same to him.

Still, at least your merchandise is selling well.

The thing I like about him is his strength. He’s got all the tricks and the ability go past people but defenders really struggle to muscle him off the ball so I don’t mind it too much when he tries to dribble himself out of trouble in his own half.

Still funny