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Apologies for missing the 4th anniversary of that steaming pile of shite.

The first step to enlightenment is acceptance of one’s faults.

Not only does he not drink but from this photo he doesn't even know what a pub is.

Still funny

You fat little cunt.

I’m so fucking fat I really can’t contain myself at the minute. I’ve been up and down and up and down........ Ive said before that I never thought anything would compete with the Metecting years, but this going through. Fucking hell. I’m so obese

Privatise the railways? 🤔

It could be the only St James park they will be at for a while

It would be great to help this lot towards relegation

Someone isn’t quiet today:

I don’t care how we play, or which players we use, I just want to beat these fucking beige cunts every time. 1-0 will do me fine, but I’d like to embarrass them again if at all possible.

At least he won't have to refuse a vaccine now.

Same old tricks! Because of you editing my posts, other posters honestly believe that I voted Tory, voted out, thought Jonas had no end product and that Shane was the new Messi. Stop it.

He must be a small bag, he’s only netted 3

Must have looked at him a bit foreign.

You'd think they'd have learnt their lesson by now like

There’s something really funny about calling Warnock a “head coach”. I bet he’s secretly fuming.

Mad giving him the gig in the first place

So they don't play a game for nearly three months and then sack him after one match back? That's forethought for you.

I legitimately do think this is one of those examples where the people saying 'All Lives Matter' should just say that they're racists. There is no logical argument for their position once all the facts surrounding the statements are on the table.

SHITE TEAMS MATTER

H did. when he won the Purple Heart for conquered the Fulwell before it was even built.

You can just enjoy a win you know.

Are you saying we should bring back dog licences?

No, Foo Fighters are playing a little gig in it.

Walt Disney really was a dodgy fuck, wasn't he?

A job lot of Sports Direct resistance bands ought to do the trick.

Whether it's a catapult or trebuchet is academic, it's not like the fat fuck is going to fit in a cannon.

This is the kind of uninformed opinion which has made the internet a melting point of misinformation over the years. Don’t get me wrong Tom, I’m no fan of Bruce, but this is just wrong. A trebuchet would be far better suited for flinging the kind of weight we’re talking about here.

FYP

Trump landing after his deflating Tulsa rally

The biggest problem with Steve Bruce is that he's the sort of manager you appoint when the height of your ambition is to stay up. Rafa was the opposite of that. He gave us hope that perhaps over time we could build and become more than a team whose sole aim every season was to avoid relegation. That isn't particularly Bruce's fault but he was warned before he took the job what he faced.

I don’t want to talk about drinking after my lockdown habits. My recycling bin looks like Leeds festival

Chris Waddle has been drinking, not me.

...and the IQ of a fencepost.

I must’ve misremembered it. It may have been some of the people in prison at that time that they were subsequently trying to prevent getting an early release. My view on sentencing is that it should be the minimum time you serve. Then you only get released if you meet the criteria in terms of those assessing rehabilitation and if you behave yourself when you’re in there.

Mrs Waddle: "Ronny! You're my last hope! Can you help me? Chris must've taken some vow of silence as he's never uttered a word for months. It's driving us round the bend. Can you get him to open up or something? I've asked him what he wants for his tea but he's just blanking us!" Ronny Gill: "Don't worry, Mrs Waddle, we'll get him to break his silence with some cunning 'Newcastle United takeover' questions. It never fails! He'll be asking for egg and chips before you know it!" Mrs Waddle: "Oh thank you so much, Ronny! I knew I could rely on you! Just don't send round that Lee Ryder bloke. Chris think's he's a tit." Ronny: "We'll try and send Mark Douglas, instead." Mrs Waddle: "Ok, see you then, bye."

I don’t know what is worse, the nonsense from Waddle, the fact that the chronicle prints it without challenging it or the penalty at Italia 90.

The dorty bastard.

Christ that article was dross. "Breaks silence" roughly translated here to mean "under pressure from our journalists, said the following nonsensical ramblings before finding an excuse to leave"

After a brief flirt with wetting the bed, my willy is once again in hand, waving furiously

The many hairs all over Richard Keys just all stood up