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Good day at the office lads. I had a free £5 bet with Sky I took Almiron, Ritchie & Joelinton to have 5 shots on target between them at 28/1 it returned £140.

Carroll comes in for Joelinton

If they think that's good, Keith Harris is going to blow their fucking minds.

It’s funny on there today like. It goes from wanting Sheffield Utd to win to them being absolutely shite. There’s also someone saying how cringeworthy a club we are because of how much the crowd noise went up when we scored. When it was pointed that Sky controlled it they claimed to have known that but that Sky had made it louder for us because they’d bought into the idea of our fan base being so passionate.

I love my deconstructed chips and curry sauce. A raw king Edward's potato, curry powder, onion and tap water. Champion worth the premium.

too much expectation from the crowd, pressure got to him.

Wonder how they’d feel if the useless cunt replaced Klopp at Liverpool or the little bridge troll at Manchester United.

The many hairs all over Richard Keys just all stood up

CANS CANS CANS CANS I FUCKING TOLD YOU LOT!

mind you, one of the bitterest cunts on rtg with regard to anything newcastle related is some fucker called 'bear' racking up thousands and thousands of posts of hatred about us and he's fucking everton supporter. bizarre to be honest, never really had an issue with everton despite the odd bit of pagger in the streets around goodison after rolling out the spellow, but no more so than outside the arkle with their neighbours, shit like that happened a lot in the olden days. on the contrary, i had a lot of sympathy for them in that when they were in their pomp in the 80s they were denied the opportunity to ply their trade in europe because of the antics of their neighbours in belgium. now if everton were to have any kind of footballing success i'd be keeping me fingers crossed for something like covid 20 and a european travel ban for 5 years!

aye, i read that shite about sky turning up the crowd volume for us too. they really are bunch of fucking weird bitter cunts. makes me chuckle.

On rtg the makems will be hoping their ‘ mag at work’ has been furloughed.

Pretty sure that's his default setting anyway. Just needed Joelinton to whip off a mask and reveal it was actually Pogba who scored the goal to set him into full meltdown.

The state of Carroll

The fucking commentators at it now re: Bruce earning the right to stay on. Fuck. Right. Off.

It’s hard to imagine someone continuing to be such a prick in every single interaction considering he’s made to look a right tit all of the time but he’s pulling it off.

If he honestly doesn’t grasp why people are more interested in movement around the deal than a borderline meaningless game against Sheffield United he’s clueless about NUFC. In fact, does he not realize people are capable of thinking about more than one topic at similar times we don’t have to just sit about solely thinking about this shit game of football.

Italian's just can't help themselves.

You’ve logged into the wrong forum again.

You’d think they’d choose another subject for their punnery…

Ties in with the notion they’re better on side taking steps against piracy than being snubbed and going all out against the Qataris and not only allowing it but facilitating it in the region. It’s funny how as soon as it became apparent that it might be blocked and the reasons why all the people stopped pretending they gave a shit about the human rights etc

Seems to just get better and better with every game.

Weird bitter cunts describes them perfectly

Magedia Just wait until we actually are owned by a shady cabal of businessmen ( and dictators… and scary coke tarts).

He’s constantly trolling but not only unable to take criticism but also come up with well written pieces. Compare it to Caulkin, especially his last one..,

He’s employed to cover 3 NE clubs, the biggest by far being NUFC. And he’s hell bent on pissing off our fan base. He’s an idiot

Aye, he literally put out a tweet when the Company house information on all this broke saying it was meaningless bollocks because he didn’t understand the bit that sounded to him like Ashley was loaning them money. He took the tweet down after someone explained it to him, then he acts like he actually knows what he’s talking about regarding legal rulings, business, and finance.

Always rated joelinton.

My favourite kind of takeaway is the kind I have to reheat and assemble myself.

Aye, Shelvey's is ok tbf

Leeds arses dropping out again

Lucky you, you missed Souness and Redknapp going through the motions saying Bruce was doing such a good job. Don't like him cos he managed Sunderland, disrepectful talking about replacements and how he should be given a boatload of money to spend if the takeover goes through.

Not even clicking on that. She knows about as much about football as she does about constructing a pithy, unpretentious, meaningful sentence.

He described the piracy moves as “encouraging” but the bloke is an absolute doylem it has to be said. Sasquatch Keys will be worth laughing at if it goes through as well

Like a scene from Game of Thrones that.

At least he didn’t put BeoutQ ads up.

Half empty arena as well. And his planned speech outside of the arena had to be cancelled due to lack of attendance. Turns out a bunch of teenagers and K-Pop fans absolutely owned the prick by registering for free tickets they had no intention of using. He'll be fucking gutted. This was supposed to fill his ego back up and he's been embarrassed by kids.

Vile.

That should be relegation out of the way - now we just need the takeover finalised.

He’s a fucking idiot. The best bit is the inference Saudi Arabia are taking steps to to curb piracy but it’s meaningless because it’s after the wto ruling. Like the two parties aren’t in communication, etc. And the Saudis ate just doing this in hope. The ruling itself was fairly nuanced anyway. I doubt Edwards has read or would understand it if he had

He knows what’s going on behind the scenes and isn’t just making shit up as well.

Maxi is MOTM by a mile here. Miggy should have burried that

At least the studio acknowledged the obvious shirt grabbing when Almiron went down.

Souness is a cunt

Clearly Hayden and Ritchie not got the same hairdressing contacts as Dubravka. Manquillo going for the Almiron.

They are now starting to block piracy websites.

I laughed at Bowen yesterday. Nothing he did but at Hull, he was used as a shadow striker, sometimes the main man and was given license to get as many touches of the ball as he could and at West Ham, Moyes has just shunted him out wide where he’s hardly in the game. Pure Pardew.

Easily pleased crowd. Although look at his little finger under the glass. He’s still fucking incapable of drinking like a normal person