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I dropped my pie today To see if I still feel I focus on the chips The only thing that's real My reaching tears a hole The old familiar rip Try to grab it anyway That cost one pound forty six What have I become My sweetest friend? Every pie I know Goes away, in the end And you could have it all My empire of tat Pies will let you down Pies will make you fat I have this ketchup stain On all the clothes I wear Massive baggy pants I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The ketchup disappears You wait for release I am still right here

"He was said to have drunk 16 pints during Friday night into Saturday morning, and had not been to sleep. His counsel Stuart Harris said his client was 'ashamed by his action', and had mental health issues." I reckon willingly drinking 16 pints of Carling counts as a mental health issue in its own right.

I reckon Levi's T shirt lass could get her tits over head height (with considerable help with the lift)

Ashley stewing waiting for money as his empire of tat gets destroyed by Covid brings a ray of sunshine to my Monday morning

I hate this

Yeah, it’s hardly news is it? It could go either way, according to someone unfamiliar with the situation

Renton won't get 5 minutes out of his if you have to change them when they get moist.

Thanks for extinguishing my one brief fleeting moment of happiness

If it is turned down I don’t think the Saudi’s are going to go away quietly. I’d imagine they would make a legal challenge and mean heavily on the government. It’s a nightmare situation for the premier league and I’m keeping my fingers crossed the delay is more to do with them negotiating a fee for TV rights in the country.

And yes, it has Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, USSR etc. too.

@t00nraider2 must be in that queue somewhere.

He wants donations

Well at least they nearly got their fist over head height .

Tramps

CT will have hoped no one else caught it then posted whatever he thought would wind the most people up. That said, it would be typical if this was his ‘even a stopped clock....’ moment

Mrs CT: "Andrew! What are you doing in there?" CT: "Just waving the willy dear, anarchy prevails if you don't, what with the economy and covid not to mention brexit I'm needing to wave it even more vigorously than usual."

This process is certainly separating the willy wavers from the bed wetters

They are just absolutely crazy.

The minute Yedlin lets a 5 yard pass roll under his foot because he’s too busy thinking about how he’s going to queue outside of End when it has a midnight Nike launch.

got some valium leftover from when i slipped a disc in my back. lockdown boredom has left me genuinely tempted to crack it open still, could be worse

The Funk Soul Brother.

WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL'EM!!

We could use a separate thread for that too mind. It's not cooking, it's baking.

We're living through an epoch changing time in society. Truly unprecedented times. I mean, fine if you don't want to discuss it but seems odd to come on the very thread that's about it and criticise those that do? We could probably do with more specific threads tbf, but I'm genuinely quite interested in the macroeconomics of this whilst being fully aware I can't change it. I'm interested in opinions. Come to think of it, I'm now guesing this how you feel when I post on your bread thread. Carry on.

I never bother with the pants, mind.

You lot think people getting together to play a complex and challenging card game is sad. Well get this, apparently people sit alone in their pants at home, drinking shit lager and pretending to be a soldier on a computer!

Yeah but they're "guys" as well.

You might want to pick a different subject, mate. There’s a Burnley fan and Brighton fan doing the same dissertation. https://m.thefootballnetwork.net/boards/read/s37.htm?38,16786596,16786596 https://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?380534-Albion-Fans-Opinion-of-Project-Restart

Everything’s going to be fine. La la la la la la.

Easy for you to say, from your ivory tower

Maybe when you’ve all finished picking up Magic amulet cards, you can pick yourselves up some mates.

Lads man. You need to get into this stuff. This is how I'm gonna beat dementia. Keeping my brain active nerding out on deck building card games. Get yourselves the Star Realms app and we'll have a Toontastic tournament. I'll (repeatedly) remind you of this post when you've all got brain melt and I'm still sharp as a tack, chucking out the funnies and dominating the galaxy.

put it this way, rayvin and gemmill are making a man in his 40s riding a hoverboard look cool

gemmill and ravin vying for the captaincy of team virgin

As for this magic card stuff???? Those involved need to get in the naughty corner and spend a couple of minutes thinking about whether the virgin look is a good one if you're in your thirties/forties?

Primal Amulet. I would share it but as the entire western world now knows I have FUCK ALL SERVER SPACE DESPITE SENDING ANT £15 THIS YEAR.

FYP

You can't shame me with such toxic masculinity driven insults

Is the initiation ceremony for “Magic the Gathering” having your virginity re installed and your balls raised?

I was just about to take down a statue in protest... You will probably have to come here to watch it.

I didn't want to be rude but I thought he'd either joined a cult or been on the Moroccan woodbines this morning

This for me an all. Although the last time a bought a new kit was 2007 so I think in the grand scheme of things it doesn’t effect me. My favourite kit is the 1960s one from toffs with the cool V neck.

So now we are expected to endure the discomfort of face masks in the office all day. This is 3 months too late and all for show imo. I asked if that implicitly meant we were at risk and if so why can't we work from home? I was told yes, you are at risk and you should work from home. But you're not allowed to work from home so keep coming in and wear a face mask at all times. Honestly, this place is a mad house.