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Worth noting that the likes of George Floyd won't show up on that graph, he wasn't shot to death by police, he was suffocated by them and he isn't the only one. There's a reason "I can't breathe" has been chanted and on signs across the US. Neither will Ahmaud Arbrey, who was chased down in a pickup truck and shot for jogging while being black, which would have been completely written off if one of them hadn't been stupid enough to record and release a video of the whole thing. Breonna Taylor possibly will but then, how many white EMTs are going to go to bed tonight concerned that unmarked and unsanctioned police are going to illegally break into their houses and murder them? Those officers haven't even been fucking arrested. In the UK the government has suppressed a report into BAME deaths of coronavirus for "fears it could stoke racial tension" what does that tell you about its contents? Its only 2 years since Windrush ffs. These stories(among many) and the fact that both governments have utterly fucked the response to coronavirus were begging for civil disobedience at some point and it is absolutely necessary.

I’ve got a doctor friend who really enjoys tapping his patient’s knees with a reflex hammer. Says he gets a kick out of it.

Once saw a band in my local, playing 'under the moon of love' wearing teddy boy gear from the neck downward but with a black headdress on. Looked at the drummer's kit and it had 'Jihadiwaddy' on it. True story.

My friend at college was in a band called the Taliband. Long time ago but still funny

It's the same when people say the met is right to pay more attention to blacks in London because they commit the most crimes. The correlation is poverty not skin colour.

If they’re a fan of being dry-bummed, that’s their choice.

Neither could he after a while

There’s a band of Palestinian Scousers called the Hezbo Las. ( There isn’t, but there fucking should be )

Can everyone pause for a minute’s silence please?

Fun fact: Noelie is actually older than Saudi Arabia.

Ewerk’s post reminded me of this -

You’d want to be in the placebo group for that one. Also, found you a new avatar

Aye, I'd heard that before.

Isn't the response, "thank you, may I have another?!??"

Presumably that more white people have been shot than black people, which conveniently misses the next bit. “Additionally, the rate of fatal police shootings among Black Americans was much higher than that for any other ethnicity, standing at 30 fatal shootings per million of the population as of June 2020”

Another Green World is fantastic, love The Big Ship off that album

Women drivers eh, what are they like?

Its incredible really

Here, man. Afternoon drinking is meant to be fun

Yes, Einstein has signed up with his work email.

Ah the famous scouse wit

They are pretty pointless tbf seeing as racism doesn’t exist in this country.

The fucking brass neck on them cunts. Worried about sports washing while being part of the leadership system that actively trade arms and have various other business & political deals with the Saudis, get in the fucking sea man.

When did the Bein reports come out? 6 weeks ago?! What are these people doing? I’ve read Fish posts shorter than this

Fair play to Yedlin for speaking out. He’s still shit though.

My lad asked me why I get so happy talking about the rotation of the earth. “ Well son, it just makes my day”.

That’s not even worth the gif. Cary Grant.

We gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday Put your arms in the air, Yedlin hear you say We gonna ring-rang-a-dong for a holiday Put your arms in the air, Yedlin hear you say

straight outta Benton crazy muthafucker called Yedlin takes vast amounts Benilyn when he's got a cough then he'll have a day off

I want to send a message to the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can hide but you can’t run

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Fat shits on fire off the Shoulder of Mutton. I watched Phstevie twitter in the dark near the Gallow Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Fish’s filthy fireplace. Time to die.

Time to start my VERTICAL FARM ENTERPRISE. Every animal will be treat with love and care and all that bollocks before selling you free-range meat and veg at a price you can afford. All from my 27 floor, vertical farm powerhouse.

At this point, you have to conclude no deal is the aim and probably always has been. Bye bye Nissan and countless other companies and industries. Depressing.

Fuck off fish

That’s how I feel now. It’s just the same thing again and again.

I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, "Wow! That could have been me!" Then I remembered I can’t drive a bus

MFYP

And if you were really unlucky you'd be tied up and held at gunpoint by KCG while he forced you to listen to the first three chapters of his novella.

I can’t think of a good reply to that.

Well they did call a medical team. But in the current climate it is foolish to approach cops in riot gear when they're telling you to get back. Plus the cop would probably have only got a yellow for that push in the PL.