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Calling out around Wearside Are you ready for a brand new beat? Eternal Winter's there and the time is right For shitting in the street They're shitting in Roker (shiting in the street) Down in Pennywell (shitting in the street) In Hendon (shiting in the street) All we need is blue pop, sweet blue pop There'll be blue pop everywhere There'll be defecating, urinating, and spice being taken Shitting in the street

My aunt died in a care home about a month ago - she was very unwell anyway having had a stroke previously, and there's no evidence that she had COVID, but my uncle was called in once they realised she was dying and allowed 3 hours with her. He went in immediately and was there for the full 3 hours, during which time she didn't pass. He was then forced to leave due to lockdown regulations and she died alone with no family around her, 2 hours later. At her funeral, all elderly relatives were unable to attend along with any family members who were either not directly related, or had health conditions that might mean they were vulnerable. My uncle had to bury his wife and then go back to his house alone afterwards. I don't know how standard any of the above is, but the idea that Dominic Fucking Cummings was somehow allowed to travel the length of the country WHILE SHOWING SYMPTOMS and this wasn't breaking lockdown, and yet my aunt had to die alone and my uncle had to mourn her almost completely alone because any deviation from this would have broken lockdown, is one of the most repulsive notions I've encountered. No fucking surprise it's delivered by the Conservatives. For what it's worth, our whole family understood and accepted the situation with my Aunt. It was sad but there it was. Even my uncle. And to a degree I expect this sort of callous disregard for other human life from Cummings, he's just a fucking psychopath. But every single servile Tory weasel who defends this sociopathic wanker is beneath contempt.

Using public toilets is mag behaviour marra

All the top Tory’s tweeting support in unison, the absolute pack of cunts. This nails it The slimy cunt locked his 4 year old in a metal box with a COVID patient for 6 hours and then handed him off into another household

Nice of their ownership to finally admit they’re a small club tbf.

Given the choice between Rafa and Pochettino as our first post-Fat Cunt manager, the fact is we don’t have a choice- as usual. That being said, Rafa is a no-brainer for me. He already knows the club, players and what’s needed to improve, he is hugely popular with the fan base, and has an exemplary record. He’s a known entity as far as NUFC is concerned, and would hit the ground running. I’m not saying Pochettino is a worse manager or anything, just that I think we’d get a trophy a season or two faster under Rafa than Wor Maurice. I also think that if you brought him in as manager with a remit to win the club a trophy, he could then move to DOF ( if that’s something he’d be interested in) and bring in a younger manager to work in tandem with him. There’s admittedly a lot of speculation involve in the above, but if I was in charge of the club, it’d be the route I’d explore first.

I hate the Tories.

Fucking me. It's been that long for me Dianne Abbott would do

Redknaap?

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

If only them cunts ran around to lockdown as they have to quickly back Cummings eh? Cunts the lot of them.

Just where will this thrilling discussion take us next....

Oh and one sold Sissoko for £30m, the other bought Sissoko for £30m. End of argument.

What I like to do in a situation like this is imagine a similar scenario with anyone with a strong connection to the Labour Party

I would be happy with either but would also have some misgivings about Benitez returning because it rarely seems to work.

Narrator: Cummings survived

Given the delicious way this has been drip-fed, I’d expect nothing less than video footage of him, cuddling his parents or something.

Oh my fucking days. My eyes

This whole thing is basically like arguing whether you want Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz to be next in line to give you a blowie. And Salma obvs.

Absolutely and he could set the perfect foundations for years to come.

Why certainly!

Peter Withe?

Went out with the family to Barnard Castle as well, didn't he? Fair play to the Guardian and the Mirror for allowing the government to rally round one story today, and then drop the plot twist on them.

Did you get that email I sent about the Hitzfield dossier?

The bald cunt will survive this. We live in a world where accountability no longer exists. BTW I read earlier that Cummings used to work on the doors at Klute in Durham. Is that where he gets the idea that he's fucking nails from?

I’ll take either of them. We’ve currently got Steve fucking Bruce and a team playing some of the most tragic football we’ve watched in our time in the PL.

Oh I don't know. I mean it's not like he's won honours against a whole host of top managers in a number of different leagues throughout an illustrious career, often with a lesser team than his counterparts (hence the need for "pragmatism" which you bizarrely use as a slur). He almost nullified both Pep's sides and Klopp's side at SJP last season, the latter only won because the ref was under instructions to have the title race to go to the wire. So can his, ew, "pragmatism", compete with these managers when you factor in an unparalleled investment in the playing squad. Probably.

But the difference of Rafa returning as opposed to other bosses is that he wasnt allowed to do the job first time round so it wont be a case of him 'doing it again'. He'd certainly be my first choice like

7th best club in league one

EID MUBARAK TO ALL OUR NEW SAUDI POSTERS! 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦 Were the moral guardians at the Premier League told to throttle back on the announcement till after Ramadan or they’d get their hands chopped off? 🤔

Didn’t Donny say they were the 8th biggest club in the country?

I’m not one for the BBC institutional bias theories but this has been embarrassing from Kuenssberg for a while now. Mindlessly parroting unnamed government sources should be beneath any journalist let alone the BBC’s political editor.

Aye, the fucker had it easy.

Denials now from the government that the second breach happened. I can only hope that there’s a Third Act in all this that involves photos that shows them all to be liars.

Sounds about right. Now, does anyone have a decent article about the Mackems' disintegration?

Get out

Game, set & match. Well played Pippa

Today’s press briefing

Mate, it was only a tepid amount of searching tbf

wow, and now even the attorney general is at it. for the record: anyone who obeyed the rules and didn't drive long distances, exposing other people to the virus in the process, apparently isn't a good parent

The reason that Biden is so popular amongst the black community in America, and especially the older members of said community is because for eight years they saw him acting as loyal VP to Obama. A white man happily filling the "subservient" role is totemic and symbolic. It will take more than a few crass comments to undo that image to that demographic

Dear "Poch" I like Rafa better than you I want Rafa as the next NUFC manager

They’re headed for league two aren’t they?

Big 'Man from UNCLE' fan, eh?