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It isn't short for Einstein then.

I'd love to know where they got the notion, tbh?

Wor Zaharaddeen is a top gadgie. His brother Juanoffthewrist lives in Spain with his lovely wife Beenflikka. Truly international family, the Wankas.

Well you can fuck right off.

I'm fully in support of the police officer here

I was in Malaga that week and the only place I could find that would show it was a dodgy back-alley bar where I was very much the only person who gave any kind of shit about the match, or indeed football in general, or indeed anything not tangentially related to organised crime. Was a fun night.

I read Paul McGrath’s autobiography a while back. Anyway there’s a bit where he’s on about his time at Derby where Schteve was Jim Smith’s assistant. He said he couldn’t believe the lack of respect the players had for McClaren

That gif reminds me of the time a mate of mine was on a dance floor and pointed at a girl, pointed at himself, and did a little hand shuffle thing in an attempt to entice her over. Suffice it to say that she wasn't having it

Hey! You don'ta lika Toto? Whatssa madda, you?

The delay has been down to the money for deal needing to go through their bank account apparently

I've got a distinctly middle aged set of 90s lockdown curtains at the moment

If there’s one person whose views should be respected, it’s him. Especially after the sterling work he did here.

From the minute it all went tits up you should have left everything where it is. Fast forward to your actual retirement date and what is happening now is going to be irrelevant. You can't beat the market, just leave it where it is and it'll recover in time. Obviously your dad is closer to retirement but he should do the same, ie do nothing.

If she was black she’d be dead.

My new favourite thing is spotting people driving their cars whilst wearing a mask. I want to cut their brake cables.

I don't think that's anything to do with covid, mate. Try a shower once in a while, eh?

It’s alright for you premature baldies, I have a luxurious mop of dark curls that is getting way out of hand

I think you mean "soon to cross the Rainbow Bridge"

Enjoy administration

Hes another mate of Glendennings, so he's essentially fully verified as a total bell-end.

Good read, thanks

Aye that’s the thing, he plays up the massive NUFC fan card now but in his past he has definitely, clearly favored Manchester United over us, managed SAFC, turned down the Newcastle job twice. I understand the arguments he would make of why he made those decisions, but at the same time I’m not going to feel bad for him about losing the job as it definitely doesn’t mean what he’s acting like it means to him.

Please god don't announce it today

I think people like Methven actually get to the stage where they believe their own bollocks. He’s a cheeky cunt either way though.

NOW he fucking tells you?

fucking paddies.

McClaren told talkSPORT: "He's done a good job. He's stabilised them. He's got them playing a system which is not attractive, but has got them results with limited resources. He's in the driving seat to say right, put me in front of these new owners and I'm going to sell a dream and a vision for this football club for the next five years. This is what's been going on, this is what I've seen can improve. These are the players that can improve us, what budget have we got? "He's in the driving seat and I would say what a fantastic opportunity Steve Bruce has got now." The Magpies sit 13th in the Premier League table - eight points clear of the relegation zone - but have faced criticism for their style of play and troubles in front of goal. McClaren feels sympathy for the current Magpies' head coach - citing his own short-lived spell in charge which led to United's relegation in 2016 - and believes a takeover could see a return to the entertaining football he believes fans crave. The former United boss added: "I've been there with no strikers, and it's a struggle and it's hard week in, week out. It's hard to manage in that climate. If I've got a new owner coming it with money, all of a sudden I'm so excited about the future, and I've got to sell that vision to the new owners. I want this, I want that, I want to fill the stadium. To do that, we've got to put players on the park who can entertain that crowd because that's what Newcastle is. Ginola, Asprilla - that's the kind of football team that they want, and they haven't had it for years and years because of budget resources not being there. If they've got the budget - wow, what that club can do. It must be exciting and Steve must be looking forward to it." Delusional doesn't quite cover it for McClaren. Then again he likely couldn't have survived brollygate and generally being thought of as a plonker if he wasn't delusional.

Actually one of my favourite player was Alan Shearer.........

Griffin?

What, this one?

The name's Wanka. Iver Wanka. These are my children, the little wankas.

I can’t even be arsed to delete it.

I was giggling more at the name than the nationality YOU MASSIVE RACIST.

“Zed’s dead, baby, zed’s dead… so he is”

i do both of those things

Samesies!

Thank God. I was regretting posting the above novel.

Not a patch on AJ

I don’t dislike Bruce, he’s a shite manager & he’s dining out on his roots As much as he’s dusted himself down, pulled his sleeves up & give it wuh best shot he’s turned down the role twice. His dream job is at Old Trafford. Let him manage the club till the end of the season, till him sweet lies to keep the esteem up and then send him his P45.

I see Richard Keys has given up trying to control that hair growth problem.

Love the idea that our average fan is supposed to understand the political sensitivities of the middle east. Meanwhile in Lahhhndan they're still making monkey gestures at black players.

TalkShite are reporting the Saudi State news are tweeting it’s approved. https://talksport.com/football/708232/premier-league-approve-takeover-newcastle-saudi/amp/ Hand lotion moved to shed.

The state of that rats-tail on the “brave rescuer”