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Please god don't announce it today

Love the idea that our average fan is supposed to understand the political sensitivities of the middle east. Meanwhile in Lahhhndan they're still making monkey gestures at black players.

Liew’s Talking shite and he probably knows it but there’s no other show in town at the minute. Again though, why the lie that we demanded the sort of money being spent by the likes of Man City? I notice he didn’t have a quote to back that up. Has anyone ever met a Newcastle supporter who holds that view? The Benitez years proves that’s a completely baseless accusation to throw at the majority of NUFC fans too. Also, he’s having a pop at the fans because of a few tweets but he’s defending the bloke taking the £300m or so off the Saudis. If he actually thinks that’s a well-reasoned piece he’s an even shitter journalist than I thought he was. Did I mention he’s a cunt?

TalkShite are reporting the Saudi State news are tweeting it’s approved. https://talksport.com/football/708232/premier-league-approve-takeover-newcastle-saudi/amp/ Hand lotion moved to shed.

Ready in Boldon #cans

Good read, thanks

And he’s a cunt

I can’t stand his prose. Straight out the Gene / Louise Taylor book of painfully pretentious drivel.

Thank God. I was regretting posting the above novel.

He's the new Matthew Sayed. Over educated nonce slumming it with the plebs for some unknown reason . Henry Winter is the same background but appears to be a decent lad .

The Newcastle United Takeover, War & Empire In conversation with Miguel Delaney, Jonathan Liew, Jeremy Corbyn and Ash Sarkar

Typically another reporter misses the point. Mind while I think the lass of that murdered reporter has no business telling our supporters what we should or shouldn't do (I doubt she had any knowledge of us at all before someone went to her to get her involved) anyone who had a go at her for not being his real fiance wants their head looking at. Although you could say anyone using twitter to try and discuss anything like this deserves anything they get.

#cans

Hes another mate of Glendennings, so he's essentially fully verified as a total bell-end.

Bookmarked

went to see keegan down here a couple years ago at the cheltenham literature festival (i know, get me) when he did a talk about his latest book. winter hosted the event a chatted to keegan for the first quarter of an hour, thought he came across well. winter had this to say about it at the time.... https://www.themag.co.uk/2018/10/henry-winter-from-the-times-gives-kevin-keegan-glowing-reference-after-appearance-at-cheltenham-literature-festival-newcastle-united/

Daft bugger even swam the width of the Tyne after Pardew got a new deal

Michael Jackson would be a better MJ given how much they love nonces

Always says good things about the Newcastle fans too. When he could easily play to the crowd who seem to lap up the cliches about us

love simple minds i do.

I can’t think of another club who were recently in the premier league who are half as Mickey Mouse as the mackems.

Winter is a decent bloke- clearly enjoyed a privileged upbringing, but he’s not gone the cunt route. He’s a trustee for Alive and Kicking, which seems like a decent thing. I doubt there’s many other sports journalists bother their arses with anything beyond where their next cheque is coming from.

Yup. How long do you think he’d hang round if ‘United’ came in for him.

I see Richard Keys has given up trying to control that hair growth problem.

TBH this reeks of intentionally leaking the news before breaking it officially in order to soften the blow for the haters. As it's largely just self righteous wind bags championing the outrage it will likely work wonders and they'll simply march onwards to their next outrageous cause.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1284901/Newcastle-takeover-official-announcement-close-Premier-League-green-light-300m-deal/amp It’s approved according to this. Cans on ice, shed dusted.

Cans! Cans!

Cattermole gave my favourite quote: I've woken up to that feeling after a night out a few times.

Thread into a new page ffs

I’ll have to look them up.

Who thinks Chris Froome is clean to add to that! Black Box CUNT

Starmer has achieved more in a few weeks than Corbyn managed in 5 years

What amused me about that article detailing the mackem’s spectacular collapse was the fact that of all the managers they’ve had over the last decade, the one they hate the most, Bruce, was their longest serving. He must’ve had his tongue so far up Short’s hoop he could clean his teeth.

"Who's Sorry Now" Connie Francis

Just has to venmo the funds to Mike and job's done.

Not sure if what NUFC 360 says is true, but the blokes feed is all NUFC tonight which could mean something if it really is MBS’s brother.

Mate of mine posted a pic to his FB of Cullercoats beach- not quite as packed but still… I look at it as Darwinism in action, thinning out the herd.

First day I’ve thought the easing of the lockdown is a good idea. The queue for the Co-Op has been quite excellent.

I did have to have a wry, spiteful chuckle at a teacher I know booting off (rightfully) about the safety concerns about going back to work where 4 weeks ago, she seemed perfectly content in thinking that a clap on the doorstep was enough to Get rid of my concerns about having to go to work with even worse conditions.

Fast-forward three hours:

I have decided this will be announced today as I have 2 days off work, it's already scorching hot, and I am going to start celebration drinking in about 30 minutes. Will check the news later to confirm I am correct

As soon as the other guy mentioned is Pochettino, Steve Bruce’s career doesn’t require further analysis. He should take his pay out, fuck off & be grateful for the opportunity.