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I'm not quite sure why you PM'd me your test results but glad to hear you're okay.

Hook it to my veins

Howay seconds before a mackem rant.....

That was Chuck Berry

Idiots in charge of selfish people.

Point of order, £5 prozzies don’t gag on owt

Is dogging still going on?! Mental.

That tweet is spot on, they deserve and should get no sympathy from our lot. They reacted in a truly pathetic way last time we went down, and milked it to a ridiculous point “well weeeyah still one playyce above yas” when they were rock bottom and we were top after most the season. I’ve seen a lot on Twitter giving them sympathy, saying it goes further than football with the owners, it’s bad for the North East etc, at no point have they ever offered even a glimmer of sympathy about Ashley completely taking the piss out of NUFC or its fans, in fact as the tweet above shows when we hit our low point they doubled down, they were wishing insolvency on us, relegation to League One etc. Just think about what they would be like if the current situation was reversed (it would never be mind, no one like this lot would buy that shit little club). They can go fuck themselves, that shit club is finally where it, and their minging small minded support, belongs.

Only needs to go one way because they're never going up.

Imagine if the club they hated more than anyone became the richest club in the world next week. That would really piss them off.

Aye. But it's not helped when you have a Complete and utter inept set of cunts in charge. Compared to places like France Spain and Italy we've had it easy and we still fuck it up.

No issues mate. Just pointing out your error, it’s the expensive ones that struggle

Tory cunt also happens to be an idiot

How’s it bad for the north east like? A decrease in match day footfall might make Sunderland even more of a shithole. So fucking what? I’ve been there about 5 times in my life and not once was by choice.

I’m fairly sure that my ding a ling was the first record I was bought. That or jungle book. RIP

A wop bop a loo bop a wop bam dead. Little Richard, gone at 87.

Karma’s a bitch. Just started on season 2 of STID as well. It would appear that the piss-taking party was just getting started

I have to admit I was in Currys just before this shit and was amazed by the amount of TV you get for your money nowadays. I was after a new one for my kitchen, turns out a minimum size is 32 inches now. 20 years ago that was a large TV, the first few years of my marriage my wife had to put up with 15 inches (oo err).

My tv isn’t 4K. I got a hand me down 65” flat screen because it didn’t fit in my in laws new house. SD looks a bit crap on it because of how big it is. My sister just wall mounted a 70” 4K tv and watching sky you can’t tell the difference between hers and mine. In all honesty, if your current telly looks ok and you don’t plan on buying loads of 4K Blu Rays, I would save your money. It will go bang one day and then you can buy a new one

Mike Pence's press Secretary and Donald Trump's valet both test positive. Come on R-zero, you've got this.

I did a click & collect from B&Q yesterday, was only one couple in front of me, was as many B&Q workers as 'collectors' however the actual shop had a queue to get in and the coast road seemed as busy as it would normally be at around 10.30. I just threw on an old Northern Ireland shirt and got some proper hackies off the mess of a female and her dopey looking bloke. I wondered what she was looking at then noticed one of the workers with an England shirt on and guessed she wasn't impressed with the lack of red, white and blue? (I'd forgotten it was VE Day celebrations and I'm taking it that was the reason and she wasn't a hardcore Republic of Ireland fan?) My old Street had a party and I noticed a couple of streets down from me had the bunting out, mainly St George flags with the England three lions on it and the odd union jack. We just had a BBQ in the back garden and played a bit music at a respectable noise level and got pissed before wor lass put the karaoke on later on that night when we went inside. We didn't sing Vera Lynn. I very reluctantly let the daughters go around the old street to have a look plus say hello to their mate with strict instructions to not get too close but they ended up staying for a couple of hours and got walked home by a couple of our old neighbours, one of whom is a good mate of mine. Everyone was drunk and I ended up giving them a can each as they sat in my back garden, (not close to each other) and then eventually left when they finished their can. My mate then hugged wor lass and me and when I woke up today I kicked myself for not being more strict in the first place with the girls. It's the first time we've fucked up. God knows what the old street was like as apparently the police came around as a singer had been hired, (I kid you not) by someone. I really enjoyed yesterday in the garden when it was just us but should've known what would happen if I let them pop round to our old street. My fault 100% but can't help but feel this VE celebration was deliberately pushed to keep people's minds off the fuck ups of the government knowing some folk would do whatever they wanted and even people who've been careful up till now could drop a bollock full of peeve. (Me).

And the amount of wankers that live there

This seasons Botafogo strip is lush

Apart from anything else it’s going to fuck the economy even more because of the inevitable (and completely avoidable) spike in cases and deaths in about two and a half weeks. While I wouldn’t go along with it I could understand it from the POV of them being callous cunts if there was to be an economic benefit. But they are so inept we’re going to end up with the worst of all worlds. But, y’knaa, so long as some people got to enjoy a VE Day karaoke party

Most people have made up their minds. They think it's only the old and those with health problems who will die. They simply don't get it that they could have no symptoms and pass it on to someone who could die Or they do get it and just don't give a fuck. I'm not angry anymore, I've just lost faith in humanity.

They all look the same

Maybe CT is saying his ding-a-ling is a little Richard.

That sort of behaviour is for cunts irrespective of the situation tbh

I eventually got a test at IKEA on Thursday, result came today - negative. Still don’t know if I had it, my A&E nurse sis-in-law is pretty sure I did. The test I was given, though, only tells you if there are traces of the virus on the day of the test. I’d need an antibody test, which isn’t available to me Still, beers tonight with the BBQ

And blind? Sure the two are linked

Do they even need the lift? Didn’t they close the upper level

While they struggle to scrape together enough money to mend the lift

CT blatantly eyeing up a 32" one

For four grand it should look amazing.

https://twitter.com/MPSHackney/status/1259128381452533761?s=19

Reyt ard bastids they are.They weren’t there to run 27 - 3 - 1970.

Just got back from a long run and you would have no idea we were in lockdown. Pavements packed so I ran in the road for most of it and kept out of the way of the paths in the park. There was a “socially distant” street party on our road last night, which we avoided. The adults all seemed to be keeping their distance but the kids were all playing together and there was an ice cream van so what was the point?

Guaranteed the likes of CT had the bong and bunting out yesterday like. When I walked the dog yesterday there was a street party observing social distancing down the estate but by the time my lass went to work at 8pm-ish there were, she said, about 5 or 6 of them all sat round a table. Once people have a few bevvies common sense goes out the window. As Meenzer says, it doesn’t help when they’re almost encouraged to behave that way. Or the fact that they’re stupid, selfish cunts