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To be fair in a few years time we might have to change his username to TrophyGuy.

They didn’t just swallow their shite, they sprinkled Parmesan on it, drizzled some olive oil and hoyed a cherry tomato on it. Then took pictures of their new shizza for everyone to see.

if that was a delicious marinade, I would slather it on all of my food

Always worth a repost.

I think it would be hilarious to see Atsu meeting Coutinho for the first time. Like Homer meeting Darryl Strawberry in the softball episode of The Simpsons. "You're Phillipe Coutinho" " I am" "Are you better than me?" "Well, I don't know you but....yes"

Imagine if the club they hated more than anyone became the richest club in the world next week. That would really piss them off.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/athletic-exclusive.1516472/ 3rd season of division 3 football for the mackems With the parachute money running out, and a number of players out of contract, they could be well and truly fucked!

If you're a player you'd surely get a buzz about playing with better players and put the extra yards in to be a part of it. I'd be genuinely surprised if none of our players at all ended up in a successful Newcastle United. Players can evolve and although most wouldn't cut it it's certainly not as cut and dried as people would make it. Every team near the top of the league will have one or two more average players who get game time. Few teams are blessed with superstars all through the squad. I'd be champing at the bit if I was a current player. (Worst comes to worst they could end up moving to a better club than a Mike Ashley ran club).

“unsurprisingly questions about the takeover dominated the session tonight.” Especially since it's described as Lee Ryder's NUFC takeover Q & A

What a day this has turned out to be, However! Donald and his stripper missus along with slick back Charlie still expect to receive a profit for this basket case of a club. Sad state of affairs but still struggle not to laugh.

Personally I now think they’re as brilliant as all the mackems thought they were.

I've got a hundred quid. That's non negotiable. Take it or leave it.

Oof

He’s telling the Saudis, who are one of the most criticised regimes on the planet, that they’ll need a thick skin. Bright lad, Charlie.

Think I said guys on my first ever post and had my arse handed to me by everyone. Sharp learned my lesson

Fish definitely calls people guys more than I do. Nailed on

Ok, there's men on here plus Cath, (a lass), CT, ( a Fanny) and J69, (an actual 'guy'). Breaking: And Trophyshy who is evidently called Guy as opposed to J69 who acts like he is. FMOP

Hook it to my veins

Mike Pence's press Secretary and Donald Trump's valet both test positive. Come on R-zero, you've got this.

So many of the fans bought the owners’ PR patter. Even down to how many got on board with replacing the seats and so on. I mean, I can understand them being desperate for the new owners to do well but they swallowed all their shite. Loads of people on here called it too, so it’s not like no one could’ve seen through it

At least they’ll be nobody’s cup final any more. Honestly, man, just when you think it can’t get any better down the road they pull another one out the bag. They appear to be absolutely cattled for the foreseeable.

Whilst inadvertently admitting he knows fuck all about the business he’s currently in

https://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/football/sunderland-afc/sunderland-co-owner-charlie-methven-has-warning-newcastle-uniteds-new-billionaire-owners-2847217

Shearer keeps saying it on MOTD and it makes him sound like a team leader in Wilko.

Some bloke from Dell. Oh hang on aye.......

Would keep them, we are desperate for full backs, athletic centre midfielders and a decent centre forward. Think the centre backs are probably as good as it gets outside liverpool/city. joelinton has been shite but would be pretty interested to see how he does in a better team with a better manager, albeit as a backup to mbappe

You have to hand it to the mackems like. They timed that poor run of form to perfection.

Exactly. It wouldn't be hard to improve a lot of shite we have. A chest drawers would be better than Joelinton

Other teams fans will say it’s TrophyBuy

“The Saudi Boys always had a big respect for the Krays”

Wraith’s next book will be “ The Mansour Brothers- Mecca’s Gangland Underbelly” They only chopped the hands off their own- nice blokes really, loved their mam. It’ll be his bestseller and may even reach double figures.

“ Don’t tell him Pike!”

It means "Donner und Blitzen, ignorant Englisher pigdog". Hope that helps

Brilliant. I love the “time to sell up Donald” comments, who the fuck do they think is queueing up to buy a third division club with a constantly increasing debt?

Given was a star tbh. He’d not long since stopped Liverpool beating us 1-20 at home. Also the very, very first thing the new city owners did was spunk £40m on a marquee signing Robinho as well as spending heavily on Jo & De Jong. Next season they did the same signing Tevez, Adebayor, Lescott as well as bringing in Viera. So early on there were big names & those that weren’t were dear. Most seasons after that seen 3-4 huge signings for a number of years. Aguero, Dzeko, Balotelli etc. So if we go down that route were in for one hell of a ride. Also I imagine the players already at the club will want to prove themselves rather than being dicks about it.

No not really. It’ll be the first summer in 12 years or so that I’ll be genuinely excited about the new season and what might happen at the club. I wont give a stuff if the likes of Ritchie dont like having superstars around (he’ll probably be sold anyway)

No surprise whatsoever, I am afraid. DOJ run by Trump, now, as well. Barr is simply a puppet who doesn't want to lose his job. This is America today. Hopefully only for the next 6-8 months, though.

Life’s hard on the Boldon Breadline.

The famous TT welcome

I was once on the Nat King Cole and bumped into a couple of mates walking down the fossway after they'd signed on. Apparently Wor Jackies had some bottled lager on for 50p a bottle. It was a lovely summer's day and we all ended up going to wor Jackies but it turned out the 50p lager was 8% cider. The newly retired boxer John Davison was behind the bar learning the ropes so he told us and had a bit crack on with us. Later on as I staggered up Shields Road with my mates I climbed on top of a bus stop and was smiling and waving to the passengers on the top deck I maybe realised a little too late.......

Fuck Off. (Is that ok @Andrew ?)

He should’ve made out he’d drowned whilst out canoeing. Bombproof

Looks like something from someone who still has to pay for losing a bet...