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Lynn Faulds Wood, Bites Dust

It's Laurent, not Laurant, marra.

Is she called Dave?

Not related, but is @troopersitting in a bath of his own Jizz over this? I haven't seen him post in the last few day. Hope you and the fam are ok kidder

Just lock this thread now before it all turns to shite and Tom gets out his FB profile.

Funny how the rest of the countries “stay in your lane, you Geordies” sentiments come out in times like this. We’re not allowed to actually enjoy anything, players won’t want to come because the north is a shithole and we’re all too stupid to grasp that the Saudis have done some bad shit. I’d want to be cut adrift from the lot of them if I didn’t want to categorically smash all their football teams to bits in the next 4 years.

The selective sanctimonious claptrap spouting from all over the place is going to make the end of Ashley's reign even more sweet. At the end of the day their ownership of a sports team does nothing to reverse the history of the country, and there is absolutely no connection worth making to the club itself, much less the supporters of it. The new owners will want it to soften their image and change the focus of their international profile. You wouldn't expect that it is going to be a financial driven decision for them, in that if they invest significantly it will be quite a while before that is recouped. As a supporter of the club and the team I can very easily separate out the football operations from the owner, I've been doing it for years. It's not that I don't care who the owner is, it's that I have absolutely no say over who it is.

I’ve noticed that too mate. Took the laddie out for our daily cycle and it was noticeably busier than it has been the last week or so. Not only more people, but they seemed to be taking less notice of the 2m rule, too. All the lads in the pub tonight had noticed this too, and we were suitably pissed off. People are cunts.

As far as I can make out I f this was a deal to buy a house it would be not just exchanged but completed. The only difference is the Premier League check. If it goes tits now the media will have some questions to answer

Sadly, they both drank bleach and died. RIP

It’ll be a clean death.

Is that some kind of tantric wank inspired by Sting?

Same for the esteemed Ayatollah by the time he's done.

Will be a thorough thrapping of myself happening when it’s through. Scented candles, binaural audio filtering through Alexa, sheets down, the lot.

Peter White.

Some comic relief dog shit on TV last night with cunts like Lloyd webber on and Gary Barlow. Both tax avoiding cunts asking for donations. Get to fuck.

Me too

Got to give them the benefit of the doubt, haven’t you

You seem to be sitting on the fence a bit there.

Fuck off you League One, paedophiie supporting, bitter, sister-fucking, Neanderthal cunt.

would

He's insane. The so called leader of the free world is fucking insane. I honestly struggle to understand how we got from a brilliantly urbane and measured president like Obama to this fucking freak. The damage this colossal cunt has done to the entire world is immeasurable.

Well, just finished graft, out the shower, sitting in the garden on this lovely day with an icer. I think now would be a pretty good time to officially announce that Jabba has left the building and quotes are in to remove every bit of sports direct shit in the stadium.

Has Uncal Mick written one yet?

Don't Thrap So Close To Me

Thrapping on the Moon.

Was drinking when I read that. It's now coming out of my fucking nose.

Oh dear I can see your future Laurent and it’s not good...

Cheers Jordan. I was just gonna have a beer

Tonight @ 0000 gmt....on Apple+tv Edit: available for streaming NOW...

I expect Martin Samuel will change his tone again when he finds out there’s no longer bacon sarnies in hospitality.

Seen a few suggesting it could be end of next week or week after.

Aye he’s sharp changed his tune from last week. I agree with his points on FFP, that it’s set up to stop Man City type clubs rather than help avoid clubs going bankrupt. However, I can’t see it that the potential new owners don’t have a plan of working within, and succeeding within, the FFP framework. FFP’s been around a while at this point, and this lot are clearly very sophisticated and are surrounding the bid with very switched on people.

He's a fucking knacker, mind. Honestly don't get it but he's on talksport so maybe it's self explanatory? I think they think he's some sort of wit? By their standards he probably is but he's genuinely a bit of a boring cunt iyam.

I wouldn’t begrudge Tino a little bit of blood money, the raging mentalist. He’s never been shy about his fondness of us.

To be fair, that’s all Steve Wraith’s doing. Pretending to be Colombian by speaking in stilted English ffs

Bollocks does it [/img]

Gets chilly out during a nuclear winter?

It’s about £300 for an away ticket tbh

The same fella who also oversaw Scunthorpe's relegation to League Two? They must have had a lot of competition for him.

How does this keep getting better?!

"t'CT is thy neighbour". This has got legs, I can tell.

The other offer is still on the table in the same way that Glenn Roeder is still scouting Dirk Kuyt.

But then you will discover that CT is your neighbour...

He’s been doing them daily.