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Aye, those sort of wankers need to knock that on the head.

Good riddance to this traitor.

Discussing the morality of a Middle Eastern state from his apartment in Qatar. Satire truly is dead.

What a pair of absolute cunts

By the sounds of Caulkin this morning it’s all done and dusted. Neither side can pull out now. Which is unfortunately how essembee was also conceived.

I’m still thinking about the state of that Key’s clip. ‘Now far be it for us to impose our Western values on them. If they want to stone the whores and hang the poofs then that’s their prerogative. But when they start broadcasting our football matches then a line has been crossed.’

Alright, monkey fist.

Completely agree with all this especially the bit in bold. Delaney is getting uppity because of dicks on Twitter have camels or Arab headdresses in their profile pics, not realising they’re just doing it to wind the likes of him up. He’s confusing twitter with our entire support which is always a mistake.

I’ve decided I couldn’t give a fuck if it goes through or not...I’d rather not be owned by Saudis but the fewm & rank hypocrisy from the mackems, football media & entitled cunts from other clubs is frankly too delicious and hilarious for me to want it to stop....and there’s not way on gods great earth the Premier League are stopping this, no money is too dirty for those grasping cunts

So why doesn’t Delaney resign from The Independent.

Henceforth anyone insulting our glorious leader, the great Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud is getting a clip round the ear.

Try telling that to Warlord

Hi folks. Sorry I haven't introduced myself yet. (longtime reader never posted before) I just wanted to back up what Isegrim has said. I don't know how to link stuff to the site, but if you checkout the Arabsat website and look for news updates for June 15th 2019 and September 19th 2019, you will see confirmation that the beIN accusations are just that. Accusations. Nothing has been proved, so there is nothing to worry about. Sorry for being such a tech dinosaur.

One trick is to have a look at the back of your phone and if it doesn’t say ‘iPhone’ on it then just chuck it straight in the bin.

He’s got a point, look at how we defended Sports Direct to the hilt.

One thing about lock-down is I've managed to get through four books already. That's a lot of colouring in tbf

I wonder if Keys is wary of Velcro?

Already fucking loving this. Look at the size of him btw, looks like the two sex pests have been hitting the buffet cart, a buffet cart bought and paid for by Qatar - another country of human rights abusers but Keysey finds no hypocrisy with taking their money and laying into the house of Saud. I also find it odd that he just came out and said he wishes it wasn’t us, not that he is usually witty or anything but he at least normally tries to hide his digs a little bit. What an arrogant little prick btw, of all the things you can say the Saudis have done that little gimp pick illegally hacking the BeIn sports streams because it might see him out of a job, fingers crossed you little chimp fathered fucker .

In short, someone at the department of health has created a bunch of fake NHS staff twitter accounts and is posting in defence of the govt. Read the thread. This is fucking outrageous behaviour by a government that is completely out of control.

Someone on twitter, in discussing the whole tit for tat nature of the bein sports complaint from the Qataris, mentioned the idea of us signing Cavani on a free this summer just to annoy PSGs owners and the fact that I would even consider that possible has just about finished me off for the day tbh.

That would be funny if he’d fucking had one.

Considering the fact that a Qatari based TV station can’t expect to retain rights to broadcast matches in Saudi Arabia I guess the league would be reluctant to see this as a stumbling block but rather hope to see rival bids from Saudi Arabia or separate bids in future. That how it has been seen here with rights from the Bundesliga. beIN has complained before but hasn’t been successful with other leagues and UEFA to enforce a tough stance with Saudi Arabia who have refused responsibility so far. Hope that won’t change and guess that the consortium of buyers have been aware of this issue and addressed it in an appropriate way.

Fuck that, he’d get an easy ride in Riyadh. Tie him to a Mackem and set them loose in the Bigg Market first night the pubs reopen.

I think the biggest insult is the implication that fans will be willingly complicit in Saudi Arabia’s abhorrent views on human rights

I’d prefer a public flogging in Riyadh. Since I apoarently support the new regime we may as well roll with there approach to accountability

Don’t let it wind you up. It’s only going to get worse when we win the world cup

Anyone who occasionally enjoys Squire's cartoons might want to have a look at his latest one? He highlights cartoon pictures of Milburn/Keegan scoring goals with captions of human rights violations but unfortunately seems to infer we now should abandon following the club as we never had much joy out of it anyway? I'm not linking it, he can fuck off.

Well the latter’s definitely true, because he’s weird as fuck, but he couldn’t stand being wrong and got the absolute piss ripped out of him not too long after claiming Cacapa was comfortably the best defender he’d seen at Newcastle including Woodgate. Think along the lines of @ChezGiven / Pardew

When I’m there, I’ll lodge a complaint about Cacapa as well.

What about my human rights? I’ve had to watch an entire season of Joelinton.

Well, for my part I have to agree that I got enlightened and am all for the violation of human rights and the suppressing of the press in exchange for a striker who can hit the target. Human rights are so overrated.

Agreed. They’re horrible cunts, ones I would want nothing to do with football, but in the same way I don’t want leeching cunts like Ashley involved in football neither. I’d prefer an ownership structure more similar to what we see in Germany, but it’s not going to happen and we are where we are. I look forward to the old guards heads imploding when younger journos/presenters start to refer to us as “United”

This purchase will not change my opinion of Saudi Arabia as a despotic, tyrannical regime of hypocritical fuckheads, in the slightest. But I am going to underline to any and all comers that we live in a country that is so wedded to free marketeering that we -allowed- a despotic, tyrannical regime of hypocritical fuckheads to take over a football club because that's what the free market means.

Delaney now thinks because we are excited to be rid of Ashley and see some investment in we are now going to be “weaponised” by the Saudis to attack anyone who attacks them. The point they continue to miss is that we just don’t want to see the fan base vilified unnecessarily for this. I’m fine with Amnesty writing to the PL, and I do agree with a lot of their points, but it also has to be aimed at society as a whole not just the purchase of NUFC. This drawing weird lines in the sand is the bit that’s not acceptable tbh. There’s also the argument that shutting them out completely does nothing but push them away from the west and into being potentially worse, I think that’s what makes the issue more complex than Delaney and co give it credence.

Full of sweaty Frenchmen? Dangerous.

Fuck the pair of you.

You realise you can just buy one from Tesco for a couple of quid? It’s a real timesaver. #lifehacks

'morality' from a man who'd virtually copy someone else's post straight away? "Do me a favour."

I imagine it is almost impossible to get anything like accurate data as only a tiny percentage will be getting tested.

What’s important here is that we beat the Welsh mackems, Nantymoel, the filthy touchers.

Anyone else worried that Bruce could reasonably relegate us with 9 games left?

Good thing we have plenty of other things to keep us busy until then!

Morgan can fuck right off. He’s a popularist himself

If that ginger cunt even has the bollocks to ask his agent to engage in talks!

At least he’s squeaky clean himself though, and not the type of cunt who’d bang his daughter’s mate whilst his wife was suffering from cancer.

ceterum censeo fat pig