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That *click* sound was the opening of a delicious can.

He's not too keen on viruses.

MLF standing for Minor League Football in this case

Had a check on Tuesday and put straight on a list for the op which was yesterday. All fine, cheers for asking. A bit sore but just watching the fucking telly (again!).

'HI IT'S NICK FROM POLAND! WHY HAVE YOU HOUNDED OUT MIKE HE'S A GREAT OWNER? DO NOT BE ABUSIVE IN YOUR REPLIES!' Just a question of time.

The way I m looking at it is when the deal inevitably falls through I will smugly proclaim relief that we aren't owned by the disgusting Saudi regime. If the impossible happens I won't give a toss. I'm revelling in the hypocrisy. Won't happen though....

The government are happy to sell arms to them, Saudi money is fucking everywhere but we’re supposed to be the ones bearing the brunt of this faux moral outrage. Or something

The same bloke was complaining when we played defensively against Man City. Presumably we’re supposed to have a limited squad but still play expansive football and get twatted against the top sides and still be happy. Not to mention the fact that when Liverpool dominated European and English football in the late 70s and 80s they did so by buying all the best players and outspending everyone else whilst being bankrolled by the Moores family

Fuck me, I best go find a dog

I hope he loses enough where he can only afford to buy Sunderland on a leveraged takeover and gets llambias to be the face of the new regime on 'Sunderland till I die 3' whilst they combust on and off the field as new manager Pardew fails in the play offs and Ashley's financial backers fall through. Final scene ends with a fan pulling his trakka top up to reveal a t-shirt saying 'Why allwuz us?' on it as Ashley walks to his taxi surrounded by a couple of bodyguards barely registering the fan.

He was editor of the mirror when Iraq was invaded in 2003. He was completely against it and the paper reflected ihis view. It was a brilliant read at the time. By upbringing he’s a typical middle class liberal but by trade he’s a tabloid hack, which means literally anyone is fair game. He’s also a massive narcissist which means he doesn’t do anything unless it’s going to get him noticed. I think he knows at the moment there’s a giant vacuum where a Parliamentary opposition party should be sat and he’s smart enough to know that filling it will get him some sort if reflected minor national hero status after all this is over In 12 months time he’ll be back to picking on his female colleagues and girls in pop groups. In other worlds he remains a massive cunt

The only maxi you’re likely to see is the one you were conceived in

There is a pair of magpies building a nest in next doors garden. As good an omen as they come.

i've been quietly confident that ashley finally wanted out since the turn of the year. the pandemic has just forced his hands and he is exiting sooner than he might have done - and not on his terms. Which is nice

It’s using words it doesn’t comprehend again

You could buy 250 Sunderland’s for that and still have £250m left to spend!

High class lasses. Looks like they would enjoy a champagne enema or two.

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Just like when the mackems got bought over and they got the fans in to install the new seats I think we should have an open day where the fans get to come in and rip down every piece of that shitty Sports Direct branding.

He is like. It's a pity he's fuckin necessary but there you go. Fair play to that old captain gadge as well. The fact that he's making it acceptable in the minds of middle England that the NHS is a charity is an unfortunate by-product..

How's it going lads

Rafa’s sides have rarely been free scoring, even when he was competing at the top end of the table. Saying that, we need to temper expectations somewhat. We aren’t likely to be challenging for the top four next season and need to build it up over a few years from a solid base. I would in no way be disappointed to see Poch come in but Rafa has the benefit of being able to come in and hit the ground running as he already knows the club’s strengths and weaknesses.

You doing comedy again? Pochettino is a fraud, the cunt hasn't won anything and you think he's better than Rafa?

First team, besides the donkey known as Joe Linton? Squad the ginger Pirlo is finally going to have a sore arse as the door smacks it on his way out. First team, fuck it could be any number of fullbacks, midfielders and forwards. But looking forward most of all to Rafa walking the over-rated, work shy, mouthy twat that is Shelvey out to the carpark for his taxi he's sharing with the cabbagehead cunt that has decided he's the best option in the midfield.

It’s funny how they’re all suddenly desperately concerned about how our club is run. Cunts, the whole lot of ‘em.

I wonder if parklife is still an anti-vaxxer. My guess is he’s offering chez Dom Pérignon enemas as we speak (and he gargles)

Beat me to it The dejected "Oh" always gets me.

Similar to round ours. I’ve just reversed over a black cat

Even after the edit you still got his name wrong

fuckin knew it you sly old dog Her & her old man did that “old man of Hoy” climb mostly live on BBC one weekend in the 80s?....that, kids, was great telly and your uncle Fist is just about to put the YouTube link up for us all to enjoy 😊

The best part for me is I’ll be able to take my little laddie to the match, and not feel like complete cunt. If we’re storming through sides that’s a welcome bonus 😂

Remember how fucking hopeless it all felt when the rumoured takeovers fell through, and Rafa left to go to China. I genuinely don’t know how I’m going to feel if this all goes through and in walks Benitez with wads of dosh backing him to sign who he wants and do a complete overhaul of our facilities. Fucking hell man we might actually be rid of Mike Ashley!

Independent says it should be done by the end of April and Keith Downie reckons it’s nailed on that they’ve approached Benitez to come back. its fucking happening

If this fucker has a wife/husband/gimp he will surely be spending his ‘lockdown’ in the garden shed. Or under the patio.

The Amazon. Apt as it'll be like watching Brazil. Love it.

It’ll be Exciting Micky, loves his helicopter rides round Arab cities too much to resist it.

Which will make this all the sweeter- he’s going because he’s in trouble. I hope he loses the fucking lot, and ends up drinking White Lightning from the bottle in a park.

Said this to some friends last night on a zoom meet up. Everyone clapping this poor old lad and others doing similar. Tories will be wanking off at this.

I doubt lockdown is much different to normal for him. Or the people in his cellar

temporary coronavirus lift on LM's ban - just for the craic?

Tbf to Rafa, I think we only played as defensively as we did because we had so much shit in the first team. As soon as we tried to play expansive football we got battered. Rafa wanted to build a dynasty here and this is his chance. We don’t want Allegri and the likes to come in for 2 seasons and then fuck off again

It’s hilarious when you think about it. Since when did our opinions matter?

Joelintion because we couldn’t give him away

Jack Colback.

Of course, his finest role was in this