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Great news lads the son in laws ex wife is home. It looks like she's going to be ok it's really brought it home how bad this is. Hopefully things can get back to some kind of normality in a couple of months & we can get over to see her & the kids. I'm starting to really miss all the grandkids I'm going to try & speak to them all today

Lads.....

Saint-Maximin confirms it, probably.

As a man of strong principles, my concerns about this potential takeover by the Saudis are, in order; 1. Will it make the mackem’s fucking explode? 2. Will we have to build a bigger trophy room? 3. Can we have Rafa back? 4. Will it make the mackem’s fucking explode? 6. How long has Messi got left before retirement? 7. I can’t count 8. Will it make the mackem’s fucking explode? 9. How many shitty Sheikh puns will Knight Ryder come out with 10. Do they chop people’s head off?

You got through that entire overwrought paragraph of thesaurus-bothering melodrama without a single semicolon. I'm proud of you.

Pif could buy Netflix and delete them for a bit of a lol

If it's on Jimbo's telly it IS HAPPENING!!!!!!! Jesus this place has changed, all the buttons are in different places and everything.

This is for @Tom

It’s not over till we have Mike Ashley’s head on a stick.

Don’t get all bravado with me you baldy bastard

I've heard that PIF have been digging around for information to ingratiate their way into our good books. Don't shoot the messenger but I'm hearing they've earmarked £10m to buy the Sunderland first team squad and are going to let them wear their safc tracksuits when they're being ball boys at our home games next season.

The morality of it all bothers me but I still want it to happen

We might have a reason to survive this fucking pandemic after all lads! Sure we’ll have lost our homes and might be sucking cocks for supper but ambition could just return to Newcastle. Imagine actually wanting to win stuff again? I won’t believe it until there’s black and white burqas in Fenwick's window though.

That’s a bit fucking harsh on toddlers

I've never known anyone with such a knack for making me disagree with things I agree with.

It’s the best I can do during these challenging times....

The contract to deliver this must be gathering dust

Anybody in the press or on twitter complaining about saudi money can fuck off. That ship sailed long ago. if this is true I hope we drown in cash and steam roller every media darling club that the wankstain pundits jizz over, all the time speaking up for Ashley and his cronies and gaslighting his criminal mismanagement of our club. The man is a piece of shit in human form and I will be totally delighted when he fucks off for good. I don’t care about the saudis, Id rather it was that than venkys chicken or owen oyston.

I'd wank a dog off if rafa came back.

17 lines in this sentence. 12 of which are superfluous. Must try harder Master Clark

What you’re not taking into account is what bitter fuckers they are, and how this will eat at their very core until they are nothing but empty shells of humanity, powered purely on all-consuming jealousy… a bit more than they usually are

The mackems are baffled as to why we would be excited by this. We are either mugs because there is nothing in this, or we shouldn’t be excited because the Saudis have no affinity with Newcastle. Neither point stopped them wanking themselves daft over a very tenuous link to possibly being bought by a passive investment group Michael Dell part owned, nor did lack of affinity stop them getting all excited by the Del Boy and Rodney Trotter chancers that own them.

I'm bordering on being optimistic, this is quite remarkable for a cynical old twat like me however, to return to type, I still won't be properly happy even if we're sold, it'll feel like a hollow victory without something really bad happening to the fat cunt!

I wonder if they let the free season ticket holders have first dibs at renewing their tickets before a general sale .....

Thanks mate

I just find it totally boring. I hate it having cases involving commercial law as most times the people involved are total cunts and deserve to be prosecuted just for this alone.

Cans?

Have the mackems claimed ventilators as massive lads fans yet?

wow makes u think hun

Can’t we just rename it Christmas Tree: Cunt?

Just to annoy Gene and UglyMackems

Maybe, not sure. Was just putting out a bit of morbid "humour". Honestly though I think pretty much every part of its manufacture is highly questionable. The massive factory in China called Foxconn where a large amount of electronics get made have appalling work conditions and multiple worker suicides a year. But, anyway, for something more cheerful, isn't it great we're probably getting bought off Ashley.

Prove it, you big ol panty sniffer!

Never mind buying the league, we’re going to buy the known universe.

At the pic. I don’t get why he says we’ve been here before, we definitely have never been this far tbh with regard to the documents being submitted etc.

He has been dealt with.

He's deliberately selling now when euphoria is faux pas.

Laptop tbh

Holy Shit. Jimbo's telly!

Anyone seen Gene & Peter Hitchens in the same room?

That’s what my assumption would be as well, wasn’t he “owed” around £144m from the club in the last set of accounts? It could be that he will get that back staggered depending on if certain things are met such as we remain in the PL, and to cover any fall out from HMRC investigation.

If we elected our Prime Minister directly and it was a de facto binary choice between Conservative and Labour, you'd absolutely be expecting most LDs and Greens to break Labour and you'd want Labour to take a hard look at its campaign and its choice of candidate if they didn't. Then again, although there are many ridiculous things about our electoral system, we don't have anything quite as ridiculous as the electoral college, so maybe it matters less in that context. It really does seem like those fabled <100,000 Rust Belt voters will be where it's at this time, so as long as Biden can also shore up the states Hillary won, what's a bit of grassroots dissent in places that were safely Democratic anyway.

Went out birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor this morning. Saw seven owls and fifteen jays.