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I’m on nightshift number 4 tonight. We’ve spent every night helping out in Covid ITU as there’s not enough staff overnight given they’re proning the ventilated patients and they need fully turning onto their fronts every few hours. I woke up at teatime today and had 3 messages on my phone which all basically said “Please don’t listen to today’s government briefing” Now I know why. Sanctimonious bitch.

Went out birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor this morning. Saw seven owls and fifteen jays.

10 views of the mansion on the hill developing through the ages

The name Stoke City does nothing but remind me of the famous Stanley Mathews, who I incidentally played with in a tournament in Southern California. He was in his 70's and I was in my 50's, and it was known as the Stanley Mathews Tournament. He only played for about 15 minutes but his class shone even at that age.

https://nursingnotes.co.uk/covid-19-memorial/ Tracker of all NHS staff deaths

That's nice, John Stevens. 19 NHS staff now dead btw Daily Mail CUNT. All avoidable deaths but as long as blond fucknut is keeping himself entertained...

You’re positive it wasn’t Bernard?

Considering the ages of the participants it’s rather a claim to frame tbh.

And she followed that up, when asked if she would apologise to the families of NHS staff that have died, and who say that the government is to blame, with "I'm sorry they feel that way." She's a psycho.

The club does warrant a reply on a cold rainy night tbh.

Is it Peter Withe?

I asked my parents why Churchill lost - they reckoned the people remembered the lead up to the war and how the tories were - along with the promise of the NHS. I asked why Labour lost in 51 - they reckoned the promise of creating a country fit for heroes hadn't quite worked out - though of course in that election they got more votes than the tories but were undone by the usual votes in the wrong place problem.

Atlee- Labour PM for the next six years. Hugely important figure in the creation of the Welfare State- it boils my piss that everyone knows of Über Cunts like Thatcher but Atlee is criminally under appreciated.

Me dad saw Mathews playing for Stoke in the top flight when the latter was 50. It’s impressive enough Mathews played for Stoke for 19 seasons but he also played at Blackpool for 14 years

And enough people will believe it

If that had been Diane Abbott, etc etc

Out of the darkness comes light

Gemmill v2.0 with built in Bluetooth.

Someone send out the Bravado signal for Fish

Zlatan

Who did he play for? 🤔

He's bloody good, been following him a lot.

John Burn Murdoch explains why they use the log scale. It isn’t to politicise the issue.

Here’s some early runners & riders...honestly, we’re fucked. This thread is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever fuckin read. A whole bunch of fuckin cretins refusing to look facts square in the face and find reasons to excuse the cunts who ignored Cygnus, ignored Asia for 2/3 months etc etc...at election time in nearly 5 years time there will be millions like this

Fucking superb.

Not a bad claim to fame, Noelie.

Quite possibly the worst of the bunch, and that bar is set pretty fucking low

That’s fucking terrible. Does he not realise how many people could be infected at a party?

That is just heart breaking. But what is scariest of all is none of the 12 people he witnessed die that day are included in the C-19 death figures! WTF? That is how Trump and BJ and other deralict of duty politicians are going to sail through this with "acceptable" death stats. Cunts.

Snap!

The Mrs. and her mates are having a Zoom party. It’s like 100 chickens squawking in a dustbin. Kill me now.

Anything less than 70 bpm

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As if it’s not bad enough having Corona virus, we’re all going to die in a fucking shed in sunderland. These are the End Times

Was it Tony Benn that said something about change. If people want it, they'll have to fight for it. Let's be honest, once the dust has settled, it will all go back to fucking normal.

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The Democrats are betting Biden will bring back the black voters.