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fuck off man. the manufacturing company I work for claims to be 'mission critical' it makes components for gas and oil drilling and the odd few parts for the M.O.D. it's insisted to the workforce it's an essential service and therefore 90 blokes have to continue to handle lumps of stainless steel and have done since the lockdown. they've already trying to pressurise folk to give up their good fridays and easter mondays to carry on working in a factory. the reality is the only thing mission critical to the company i work for is the end of month targets and the greed of the shareholders. fuck the health of the workers and their families. the reason this virus will continue to kill is because people are being used as cannon fodder for the economy and told to keep away from wide open spaces.

Always been lurking around. It just takes a pandemic for me to say anything these days. Even then I need to wait a while to make sure it’s serious one!!

Morgan appointed Chief Oppurtunist with responsibility for advancing his own ends and blatant hypocrisy:

Petrol and a match.

Lovely collection here, mate. They’ll never know it was you.

Each clap he receives is another beat of his heart you insensitive fuckcunts.

No idea who this cunt is, but it looks as if Rangers and Newcastle United have missed out on a loan deal as he's going to be playing for the DSS first eleven for a while.....

Mackems furloughing players

Peer pressure. None of them wanted to be the one to call time on their cocaine bumder parties.

That Hartley brewer another of many examples of cunt who seem to have carte blanche to spout shit, wind people up for clicks/bites. She's blocked on twitter. Life's simpler ignoring her and if everyone did she'd shrivel up into nothing. You could do a Ralph McTell and lead her round the streets of wherever talking about real life and I'm sure she'd be a little pussycat whilst she'd be getting shown around. I've zero respect for her and her likes but could think of plenty of mothers where I lived growing up who were fucking colossus's compared to the likes of her despite not being dealt the best hands in life. Fuck her.

Agreed. I liked duty free though. My mate saw “Keith Barron” in the pisser at Schipol airport once, came out the WC and told us. We then all simultaneously looked to the khazi door to see the (then) recently sacked former Blackburn manager Roy Hodgson emerging from his ablutions. Very much “you had to be there” but the lad still gets his nose rubbed in that particular debacle on a regular basis Agreed. Sadly no mistaken identity celeb anecdotes for that particularly grim affair...

As the person standing next to you as you’re anaesthetised, I can assure you that in the case of Covid you’re just grateful that someone else is going to do your breathing for you. I’m yet to see ‘terror’ so would be grateful if you’d calm the fuck down and stop presuming things based on no experience whatsoever.

If you let Trump get a second term because of your left wing (or any other type of misguided) principles, I'm not calling you "stupid", I'm calling you a fucking pathetic martyr cunt. The question these fucking bellwhiffs (assuming they exist) need to ask themselves is, on balance, what will come closer to delivering a fairer society for those less fortunate. I'm not saying what will DELIVER it, I'm saying what will be least damaging to them. The answer isn't Trump. So if you let him get back in because you're so very principled, then you can top yourself as far as I'm concerned.

I'm one of the ones who hasn't self isolated, hasn't been sent home bad, hasn't been sent home with an underlying condition, isn't working from home, isn't job sharing and doing less hours and I put an appeal in the other week because I wasn't paid a bonus because I had a few weeks off last year after an operation. One week later I get a reply from an HR lass saying that my appeal has failed after investigation. What investigation? She's sent me it from her fucking settee! Tbf, they have given me a letter to show to the police if I'm stopped that I'm a key worker although they've left out the bit that I'm a key worker for my company's shareholders. If @ewerk knows of any stashes could he forward them on if I get the urge to go an a 'Murrica shooting spree? (Actually, it doesn't matter, they'll all be in the fucking house posting isolation videos on Facebook and Twitter). Cunts.

Will Grigg’s on furlough, his family is terrified

1. Don't plant your spring onions too early 2. Don't wank with sandpaper 3. Don't support the mackems No need for thanks

What the fuck were these cunts doing in the first 2 weeks of March? Cuddling each other? Is it harsh for me to say that’s utterly piss poor in an office environment where they were all aware of the dangers?

Here you go mate. That’s Woy on the right isn’t it?

The poor bastard had only asked for directions to the nearest rank so he could get a taxi. Ended up getting the surprise of his life. Edit: There's definitely a joke in there somewhere, I'm not sure that's it though.

Just a reminder she’s an utterly callous Tory, just like he is. Wishing him dead is one thing of course, but not caring about someone who clearly didn’t care who got harmed so long they got into power is quite another.

1917 - just in an incredible feat of filmmaking. I liked parasite a lot but this film was robbed of the best picture Oscar. Quite a good one to watch during these frightening times. Because although things are undoubtedly as bad as they have been in living memory for most of us, we are still lucky compared to the poor sods who lived through the Great War.

Fidel Castro was a father, a grandfather, and someone with family and friends. He was a fellow human being and was desperately unwell. Stupid right wing cunts should just try to remember that Hypocritical dickheads.

It was fucking shit, although not quite duty free shit or that's my boy shit starring Molie Sugden.

The Big Sam of politics?

I'd be very surprised if they let him wear his shoes into the ICU. Look, MF isn't here, someone's got to do it.

Seen any good shark porn lately? *laughs*

Well my Uncles Nephew is a certified nursing legend and says Boris isn’t even ventilated so predictions of his imminent demise are premature at best

I’m no expert. I can’t dig out the right graphs, or forecasts, or numbers, or theories, or projections or possibilities. I can just give you the reality of the day-to-day. Where patients are people and not statistics.

And here ends Renton’s reign as the board’s medical expert.

JHB proving that it's possible to be right AND to simultaneously need to just fuck right off.

100s of 1000s in the same boat mate. Including @Howmanheyman. My mate works making road signs. His huge European owned corporate employers have termed him a key worker. Fuckin road signs...industry & the government will see folk burn and only seemingly properly care when it’s literally one of their own. Had anyone come down with it at yours?

He’s half right. He said it was class

So when I saw Renton needs a rest from here for a bit I get shot down. Cat says it and it's fluttering eye lids and a bunch of flowers. The fanny

I liked this one

What an epitaph

Yeah... pushing his credentials as a father probably isn’t going to win him much sympathy.

I'd go with this tbh.

In his defence, he was batshit crazy

We'll see tomorrow and the rest of the week. When you're back to being chicken licken.

Bloody kills me when Gemmill is right 😆

People are out enjoying themselves

Keep it lite Gloom, fucks sakes man

Heck of a post preview, that.