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Aye, he’s honestly sub human scum. I thought he had some sort of idea behind being president (not saying his goals would have been good just thought he had some), but this has made it pretty clear his entire reason is simply to be president and he’s going to aim for that regardless of the human cost. Personally getting worried, two staff at the supermarket across the street have just tested positive today. My wife is newly pregnant (we had our first scan pushed back to an undetermined date which has made her even more anxious worrying about not getting prenatal care or even if the baby is okay at this point) and evidently they don’t have much insight into the effect on first trimester, her mother has lupus (and is struggling to get her medication as there’s a shortage of it as it’s one that is rumoured to be a possible medicine against this), and this absolute fucking fat piece of shit has completely reverted to pretending like this is no big deal. He’s apparently been referring to it in past tense, and saying we’ve learnt a lot from it, absolutely staggering. I’ve never liked him but this has pushed me to a point of fucking despising him, if he does do what he’s threatening and it has the predictable dire consequences he should be brought up on fucking charges, or war crimes seeing as he was acting like he was a general in a war at the weekend. I agree with everything Rappaport said in his rant, if people re elect this piece of shit after this I’ve given up hope with people. There’s also a billionaire who owns that hobby lobby chain store who has said they need to keep working the staff and there will be no sick pay for those who get it, I’m not normally one to push for things like this but when/if we make it through this we need some drastic fucking overhaul, as these billionaires have basically all turned their backs so it’s high time we cracked down on the cunts and stopped acting like they’re hero’s that deserve all their ungodly fortunes because they brought some fucking jobs to the table for fuck sake.

Ordered a Chinese takeaway and went to the door to collect it as you do and the fucking Chinese lad started screaming 'Isolate! Isolate!' I said, 'Chill oot Jackie, I only rang up for it 20 mins ago.'

11m of the cunts didn't give a shit about the NHS in December.

There's a trio of militant vegans in the Berlin office we call The Borg.

Rapaport is a good lad.

I'd just changed my daughter's nappy and was just finishing feeding her a bottle and she was just drifting to sleep and I was knackered. I was holding her with my left arm, silently screaming and clenching my right fist desperately trying not to wake her up in my silent celebrations.

It was like a solar eclipse when I'd finished with it!

Can you confirm if the sun actually does shine out of it?

Just remembered that there's a bloke that I call "Mr Muscle" because he does the jobs I hate.

(Rayvin incoming in five, four, three.....)

Stupid cunts should just bung everyone 2.5k a month ubi then take it back in tax from people who don't need it when it's all done.

Part-time. wfh at the moment on full pay. If I get this 80% lark, we might not have to sell the kids to former DJs. I had a lean year last year, work wise, so we won’t be dining on caviar these next few weeks, but this’ll go a long way to keeping my ticker from exploding again

One of my concerns is if we start seeing a trend for a few days of deaths slowing, people will see that as a sign as everything is OK and fuck off back out en masse.

Aye I would not want to be in America at the minute. Trump could not be handling this any worse. It's gonna go fucking radge and feel very lawless in certain parts of the country, I reckon. And the loss of life will be colossal. Fuck that bloke, I hope he gets it and dies.

Once got talking to some bloke from another department with a mate and as I obviously didn't really know him my mate said off handedly, as the bloke walked away 'Thats such and such, canny lad, he's one of the Jackson five'. When I asked wtf he was was going on about he just explained that throughout the years five bloke's had all been with a married wife working there called Jackson. 'The Jackson five'.

Nasa released the first ever pic of Gemmill’s hoop.

I'm at work full time you massive crapping insensitive bastard!

Who needs decent pay and working conditions when you have the applause of a nation?

I’ve been leaving fruit and veg (and post ) for 24 hours before putting away as I’d heard that it can’t live for 24 hours. As for disposable gloves, euro car parts had some 2 days ago. Pack of 100 about £6.00

even i haven't heard of farro. looks like there's a new hipster king in town

Fucking hell, I was just getting used to my quinoa. This stuff looks even ranker.

For the sake of those on the board scratching their head thinking, ” Farro? Is that another one of those weird fucking budgie foods?” Yes, yes it is.

Staying in power as long as possible will still be Johnson’s primary concern

When you think about how quickly lawlessness descended on New Orleans with Hurricane Katrina then the potential regarding America in all of this is pretty fucking scary like.

The UK has also opted out of the EU procurement scheme for ventilators and other medical equipment. A scheme which has managed to obtain absolutely everything they asked for.

Went to Tesco at Kingston Park earlier. The staff are absolutely crushing it. Turned up and there was a long queue, and was about to sack it off when the lad that was spray cleaning all of the trolley handles (!) stopped me and told me I'd be in quicker than I thought. Ten minutes later, I'm in the shop. It's basically one in, one out to limit the number of people in store. You're asked to observe the 2m on arrival. Shelves are as good as can be expected - still no pasta, tinned tomatoes, rice, etc, but lots of the shelves looked pretty normal and this was about midday. I did the scan as you shop thing and they've got black tape on the floor at 2m intervals to make sure everyone stays apart. A member of staff takes your trolley off you, scans it in, does all the on-screen button pressing so you don't have to, and checks to make sure you haven't bought any more than 3 of each item. Then they call you forward when it's set up so that all you have to do is out your card and pin number in. They shift away while you do it and you're on your way. Super impressive. I'd been dreading going back to the supermarket but this was like being there at 8am on a normal day.

As much as we are all anxious here, I genuinely fear for our American friends. You have a global pandemic and an orange cunt of a president who is in denial. You have no universal healthcare and little national coordination. You are going to suffer mass deaths and unemployment. You have guns fucking everywhere, and a sizable proportion of the population is deranged. That is one fuck of a scary scenario.

They’re old cunts.

In life timing is everything

Most of this is just in my head but the fat lass at work I think of as a melted candle and her dress down Friday jeans are literally a denim egg-cup.

However, I’ll download it so it won’t be a complete waste of time.

Just watched a news clip of a hospital in Queens, NY, where they've backed a refrigeration truck up to the rear door of the hospital to act as a makeshift morgue. And still that orange cunt is telling people he wants full churches on Easter Sunday.

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/ Long read, but worth the time.

I can’t believe Meghan would stoop so low

I have to clarify that I meant to quote Alex's post and didn't I'm not over the moon that someone died.

'Balou' = He only ever did the bare necessities at work. 'Redbull' = ironically called because it's full of energy and he err, wasn't. 'New Kid' = Had been at the place for 30 years but kept getting moved shifts, different departments etc by managers because he was always too busy chewing the fat with everyone rather than doing his job. 'Turkish delight' = A lad who ended up going to NUFC games with the gaffer and up his arse a bit. Why Turkish delight? The gaffer's name was Easton. The kid was full of eastern promise. 'The eye of Sauron' = This kid misses fuck all and knows the exact time you went for a break and when you got back. Probably a few more but that's off the top of my head.

There’s a bloke who has lost digits to diabetes who shuffles about coughing and spluttering all day who I call “Resident Evil”

I did indeed stand on the doorstep and wave my semi, whilst thinking about nurses.

Got my parents and sister on WhatsApp at least so talked to them on video call. My mum told me there was a good fruit and veg job still open in Whitley Bay. I was like, err how do you know? Oh, your Dad drove me and your sister there this afternoon. I was WTF?! Yes, radgie. They're all high risk and supposed to be being shielded ffs! They don't have a fucking clue. My Dad shouldn't be driving anyway, even without this. 87, with COPD, nearly died of pneumonia this January. I told them instead of clapping the NHS, just do what they say if you want to help. I'll get all the groceries. They've promised not to do it again but for 12 weeks? No chance.

Aye, a lot of people really don’t seem to grasp that this is an emerging threat and act like exponential curves just aren’t a thing. Over here a lot are referencing a statistic that more die on average per year from automobile accidents, which is complete bullshit stats, you cant compare a historical average to a currently emerging threat, going off that you could have said at one point World Wars 1 and 2 weren’t a big deal as at one point in time they had less deaths than other wars. Seeing this sort of shit all the time, time to log off Facebook:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-52051655 Excellent news. Seven minutes from my front door