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I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles.5 points
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OWEN: "Best team in Europe". "Madrid have never played a team like that". "Every team in Europe has breathed a sigh of relief". I think he's forgetting they couldn't beat Madrid in either game, selfish deluded cunt.4 points
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It’s getting daft now…4 points
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I've had father Ted's "My lovely horse" as an ear worm now since last night. It might be the last thing in my head as I pass away.4 points
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Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus!4 points
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Michael Owen, bitter, bitter, horrible cunt. He's a Scouser tonight, 100% he'd be Man U if they were on the up. I hope the cunt gets forced to watch film after film in the afterlife the fucking beige little runt.3 points
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He'll need a rubber bum pump. Rubber bum pump.3 points
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And more competent3 points
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Chris Grayling made Chair of the Intelligence Committee! Cumming's trolling continues.3 points
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My little boy made this one up on the walk to school this morning. have you heard about the really good coronavirus joke? its sick A proud dad3 points
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Never mind that, what does Zambia want with Jacob Rees-Mogg?3 points
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I prefer monkeys blood and a flake.2 points
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Well at least he’s acknowledged the dog’s existence.2 points
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Its not my fault bad coronavirus jokes have gone viral2 points
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Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus.2 points
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Talk of taking the caps of school class sizes. Wonder how long it will be until they reverse that. My guess is never.2 points
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Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus.2 points
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Bristol had won 1 in 18 prior to last night2 points
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I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this2 points
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They've just quarantined everyone at John Lennon Airport. Imagine, all the people!2 points
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Sunderland currently outside of the playoffs having played a game more than anyone else. Their manager is crap again now apparently2 points
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His last parting shots were the icing on the cake : "Tomorrow's another day" "Sitting 10 men behind the ball, it's certainly not genius" "Anyone can get beat" Go on, dry your eyes with your diamond encrusted handkerchief you little fat arsehole1 point
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Decent game in Dippersville.1 point
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Even by our low standards I don’t think that we will lose all our remaining games. But even then it’s not unrealistic that 35 points are enough. Let’s all celebrate this fantastic achievement and praise the manager and the benevolent owner.1 point
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That joke is worse than being so bad it’s funny1 point
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Weinstein sentenced to 23years in jail. Effectively a death sentence at his age. There will be some squeaky bums in the showbiz world atm1 point
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Everyone knows that blue has the most anti-oxygens.1 point
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Personally I've been humming 'My Corona' instead of 'My Sharona'. You're more than welcome to join in whether you like it or not.1 point
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Look at his twitter handle thingy. “ Totally obsessed theese Mags, Marra!”1 point
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That mad Mackem who makes up shit songs was live-streaming the match1 point
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Funny how there's no talk in the media about the budget today eh1 point
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I'm going to stand outside Parliament shouting "LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN!" like some deranged game show contestant until we all finally get what we want.1 point
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Bastard1 point
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The sooner we are safe, the sooner we can get back to discussing the takeover1 point
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One goal from open play in 20201 point
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I mean, I can't even be arsed to read this one but will they make their fucking minds up? https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sd-a-very-devious-individual.1509187/1 point
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Ouch. Got to hurt taking 1200 fans to the opposite side of the country and being well beaten by a lower league one side. They hate the Don again and missing out on the play offs now looks very possible. I almost feel sorry for them. Almost.1 point
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He’s blind isn’t he?1 point
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He should spit the dummy out and stay away for a year like most men would do1 point
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Shame on MF, shame I say.1 point
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it's multi-layered1 point
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have you heard the joke about the coronavirus? don't worry, you won't get it1 point
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Girlfriend with corona I know, I know it’s serious.1 point
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An indicator of how relevant they still are probably. Not to mention the special relationship they've always had with folk from Kentucky1 point
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Trolled by The Colonel1 point
