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I tell you what, I bet with this coronavirus, the bloke who invented the hand gel is rubbing his hands

There have been people fighting over toilet roll for fucks sake. Imagine your idea of 2 weeks of quarantine being sat at home constantly shitting and washing your hands. At least stockpile some cans or something.

Bet that's piste you off.

Fuck you, all our lifts are in full working order I’ll have you know.

My mood has definitely gone downhill.

Quite interested to know what @NJS and @Rayvin make of that graph concerning New Labour?

Has this gone viral yet?

Won’t someone think of the 5th quintile!

We survived two wars, I'm sure we can survive the 'Bog Roll Blitz', Tom.

Alreet, Chas and Dave.

The Mrs. threatened to leave me because of my obsession with flamingoes. I really had to put my foot down.

Big 'Man from UNCLE' fan, eh?

Demented

What’s so funny,dippy?

Oh I’m straight up middle class though.

Well, I suppose it’s preferable to whoring round the Alps like you did.

Italiano'd YP

what pisses me off every bit as much about bruce/the local press and their apparent disregard for the truth is also their uncanny knack to make things disappear altogether. 7 months of bruce now and we haven't heard a solitary word on the fact our academy/training facilities are fucking light years behind that of our penniless third division neigjbours. not puppets though. definitely not.

I mean it's pretty much been confirmed that Hope's story was right. Bruce lied to fans, about as much evidence as you need that he's part of the Ashley culture of treating us all with contempt. How anybody can criticise Hope for this is bizarre. What do we want from the media? Shite like this instead?

Really? I don’t have noticed this. Seems that Saint-Maximin’s comments do rather prove him right tbh.

He’s the Mike Ashley of forum trolls tbh.

The story was never taken down. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8066925/Allan-Saint-Maximins-Newcastle-future-doubt-manager-fallout.html

Pickford is absolute garbage.

Like the sound of that, cheers sister.

Him catching the virus would be über-kharma.

He comes across as (and probably is) an absolute fucking moron whenever I see him speak, how and why the fuck do people vote for him? I honestly don’t understand how people can hear him speak and think “that’s who I want to run the country”. There’s rumors of very limited to no screening when people are flying in from high risk areas so that the number of confirmed cases remains low, seems absurd and would be very troubling which is why it seems possible under this fraud. Only that man would think that him happening to be president would mean a highly contagious virus wouldn’t spread, or maybe he’s thinking his support would believe something like that. He’s going to wipe the floor with Biden as well isn’t he . What a time to be alive.

Yeah but he won the argument, apparently

currently holed up in the van next to talybont reservoir in the brecon beacons. it's fucking bleak outside, had to drag the dogs outside for a piss! woodburner's on, pleasantly stoned, half way through a bottle of merlot and cosy as fuck listening to this. give it a go.....

Aye, if only we could play against ten men for 60 mins of every match.

So, I went in to the chemist and asked the lass ” What kills coronavirus on kitchen surfaces and that” ”Ammonia cleaner” she said. I said “ Sorry love, I thought you worked here”.

We’re staying up! This is the stuff dreams are made of.

Just been in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I asked "why are you wearing a surgical mask?" She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

There's an Innuendo competition that's just been announced, I might enter the lass next door.

Shooting from the hip again

RIP David Roback

The player said he felt fit - hardly the same. Bruce got slated for playing ASM after his hamsting issue. Now he's getting slated for not playing him. There isnt a manager in the world that wouldnt pick him out of our lot. Think about it. It was 100% the press shit stiring. Notice the article was taken down after their jorno said they didnt say there was a falling out. Is player not happy with not being picked a story?