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I'm basically a gonner. Last Sept had a little case of heart failure, so I'm on all sorts of drugs for that, and I'm already on high blood pressure meds, so I'm hitting those high risk metrics nicely I'm in logistics, and a major sector we cover is healthcare so my workers are constantly in and out of hospitals doctors and carehomes, and delivering drugs to ill people. I've already had four places we regular send people to shut because of infections. On the bright side if I croak we will almost definitely win the cup just to spite me so you can all thank me for that

Wrong side of the border

Double-barrled common sense from 442 mag... https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/newcastle-fa-cup-steve-bruce-mike-ashley-sorry-stasis

I’m currently getting out patient treatment for my worsening asthma condition. For the part 3 years I’ve worked doing maintenance in doctors surgeries, in & out of them a all day every day. On Tuesday morning at the surgery I was working in a woman presented with the symptoms of flu having just arrived back from a holiday in Egypt. I phoned my boss who sent me home (we’d been talking about this for some time, he’s got a degree in risk assessment and understands these things) and told me to phone my gp for an appointment to get signed off. My gp basically said it wasn’t his or his practice’s problem and I should phone 111. NHS England said there was nothing they could help with either until the government advice changes. I can’t say I’m not concerned about all this. Youthful bravado left me some time ago. I’m going to get very Ill indeed if I catch this from fuckin idiots not knowing that turning up at doctors surgeries is going to decimate local plans to cope with the virus. We have a team in Devon who look after this practice https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/local-news/devon-gp-self-isolating-after-3915977 Someone presented there with symptoms too. Le Tissier is a big nosed ill informed know nothing cunt.

Did he mention his dead wife or was he not getting paid enough ?

A changed tha formation cos me favourite takeaways numba ends in 4231 so a just thought it seems tha right thing to dee ya kna...... what was that about bacon?

I've a vote but have yet to use it. Not overly enamoured with any of them but would obviously back them in a GE. RLB I reckon has zero chance with the general public, Nandy a bit more but will probably go for Starmer. Failing that I'll just wait for CT's advice.

Yeh - well we have to stick to our principles on one hand but be electable on the other. It’s a catch 22. She gave Corbyn 10/10 a few weeks back but yesterday came out and said he handled anti-Semitism claims “very, very poorly”, so which is it?

Straight to the top of the most likely to die from Covid 19 list (Soz)

Woooaaahhh, mysterious fan, don't wanna get close to you, Woooaaahhh, mysterious fan, Don't move your body next to mine...... doesn't quite have the same ring to it for his legions of fans I'd have thought?

“Rafa thought I was immobile fancy Dan who wouldn’t graft like Hayden”

I volunteer at junior parkrun every week and give high-fives to a hundred little germ-carriers. I've already booked myself a plot & put our bogroll stocks on eBay to fund it.

So, are we going to have a sweepstake on the first Toontastic poster to get the Lurgy? Paddocklad is front runner at the minute, I’ll put myself up for it as my wee lassie is away to Northern Italy on a school ski trip tomorrow, Quiff is a risk because of all the dodgy Chinese Kamagra he’s necking, and Noelie is our eldest poster, so he’s automatically doomed.

She must be shite at her job. I don't think I've seen a business develop less.

Absolutely. The targeting of Starmer has been most unusual given his past. Everyone has a skeleton in the closet but few have as ones as a awkward as RLB - so why stir the culture of smearing up? How can people cry for years about the treatment of Corbyn and then do the same to a person who isn’t even leader yet? Idiots.

Also, as someone on twatter, I've got to say it's a little depressing seeing some of the absolute horse shit that comes from labour voters crucifying each other and different candidates. Who needs conservative propaganda?

Too much money in politics, not enough in education.

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6 Real-time tracking of the Coronavirus. Happy days

Hope you're feeling better soon, mate.

Did Noelie post after the West Brom game?

I don't know what the medical services are like on Guernsey where he probably has family (I'd presume decent as it's full of rich cunts) but that was my first thought as well.

Any friends or relatives of his who are elderly or have pre-existing conditions might be looking at him a bit differently today, mind.

She can badly develop my business.

What a bellend.

Well, now I do understand why Priti Patel spoke about the danger of counter terrorism...

Maybe Klopp was right...

Fuck off.

They seat about 80. I must’ve flown in one of them over 300 times. Like you say, well suited to short hops to smaller, regional airports. You get hoyed about when it’s windy like

God you sound like that Wykiki!

FYP

He’s gone Brazilian- A little landing strip above a massive fanny.

Sort of

Leighton incoming?