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More likely just to full up a wheelie bin with a hosepipe and chuck a few ice cubes in for good measure. Here's a regular of the board demonstrating it to good effect

To be slightly fair to Bruce, two of those should’ve been defeats.

you fucking stupid cunt.

Nah, it’s only a regular sized bin.

Nee bother

Can’t get a word in edgeways here.

He's utter fucking mediocrity, mind. He even talks a shit game.

Yes, but everyone is rested and relaxed now, hence our energetic performances ever since.

Consequence of having had the winter break, I assume.

If only there was someone who’s job it was to COACH those kind of errors out of them.

we've gone way beyond lewis carroll and his possible use of opium. we're in to the realms of a san pedro cactus the size of a giant redwood; albert hoffman knocking up a blotter like a quilt cover or even dr rick strassman administering the spirit molecule with a fucking petrol pump. bruce is either insane, hallucinating in a way never even experienced by a shaman, or thicker than fucking whale spunk. it's a tricky one.

I'm sure there are many, many dems (especially the top brass) who'd rather lose with Biden than win with Sanders.

"Brewcey, with this grand ambition you are spoiling us!" Cabbage faced twat.

Even better with a British tomato on top.

Mike loves a gamble...

I watched it too, Burdon is gloriously ill natured...didn’t know he was the Egg Man either

why do you like paying to be dry fucked in the arse by a fat narcissist who's pissing himself laughing at your misery?

Watched the Eric Burdon of The Animals documentary on the iPlayer. Good watch and interesting hearing; 1. His rock & roll American/Geordie accent 2. See also Sting. 3. Silvio/Stevie Van Zandt singing about the club a-go-go 'In the town where the river Tyne flows' was canny surreal. 4. Pati Smith and Springsteen being very obvious fans of his alongside Sting and Silvio. Worth watching for the accents alone.

Never? > Insert obligatory 'who?' here <

Purple Heart for getting injured while taking the Fulwell?

Funny you mention clean-the name Bamburgh comes from the Anglo-Saxon “Bebbanburg”, which translates as “polish those fucking stones, serf!”

Here’s a nice one.

IT'S BECAUSE THE PLAYERS WERE BRAINWASHED BY RAFA TO NOT DO GOALS AND PASSING, MAN! EVEN THE ONES WHO'VE NEVER PLAYED FOR HIM! (HOW'S THE DRIED BISCUITS AND BACON BY THE WAY?)

Steve Bruce telling Rafa Benitez what constitutes success, Jesus. We are through the looking glass now.

“Degree of success... If that’s what you want to call it” he’s making this dig after winning 1 game from 9 at the time, which is now 1 in 10 after today’s scintillating display.

Well that worked out well for him.

Loves getting those snide digs in, doesn't he? Cabbage faced cunt.