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I fucking hate Klopp’s patronising bullshit. Going over to Pearson 5 minutes before time to congratulate him. Sit down, you goofy, speccy bastard.

Once you become an England regular it always takes s while to get dropped. I think Pickford's not too far away now even by the standards I've just described.

I think this has been discussed on here before, albeit years ago. But I even remember laughing about it at school. I think it was 5 stars - Excellent do not miss. 4 - Well worth watching. 3 - Flawed but interesting. 2 - Some redeeming features. 1 - Abysmal. Apart from the phrasing I always found it amusing that a five star rating system needed an explanation

Jimmy Hill putting their bait up again from beyond the grave

3 or 4 lads protesting on the TV vs 50,000 lads in the ground telling Ashley everything is alright

Purple Heart for getting injured while taking the Fulwell?

Your medals?

why do you like paying to be dry fucked in the arse by a fat narcissist who's pissing himself laughing at your misery?

Watched the Eric Burdon of The Animals documentary on the iPlayer. Good watch and interesting hearing; 1. His rock & roll American/Geordie accent 2. See also Sting. 3. Silvio/Stevie Van Zandt singing about the club a-go-go 'In the town where the river Tyne flows' was canny surreal. 4. Pati Smith and Springsteen being very obvious fans of his alongside Sting and Silvio. Worth watching for the accents alone.

Think Henderson is on loan from Man Utd at the moment?... no prizes for guessing what will happen next season then...

Aye, if Southgate keeps selecting Pickford he’s doing exactly the thing he said he’d never do which is picking the names and his favorites. Both Pope and Henderson have been miles better.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/norway-sovereign-wealth-fund-gains-grows-billions-a9363801.html Norway's sovereign wealth fund made £140bn last year - the one they set up after investing their oil wealth into it for the public good. The thing we could have done if Thatcher hadn't been such a completely incompetent, greedy fucking cunt. It's worth £160,000 per every Norwegian person. Population wise, I'm sure it'd be much lower for us - not that I know how much our oil take versus theirs was - but assuming it's about the same, it'd be worth £2,500 per citizen of the UK. The positive impact that would have on public services man. £100bn of that straight into the NHS. If we'd had that, we could have been a bit more positive about leaving the EU. The Tories are nothing but fucking parasites. Not intelligent, not savvy, not anything other than greedy and selfish.

Give Alex a break.

That was 3 stars. I think 2 was ‘Some redeeming features’

Massive fail, they couldn’t hold it straight enough to read properly. Short arses

I see the Rafa-hater is back and hanging around like a Steve Bruce beer fart

That’ll teach him!!!

Went in what used to be Sam Jacks and they don’t even have the dentist chair on a ceremonial plinth. Honestly, the city is on its arse.

good luck citeh, hope you wipe the floor with the jumped up yam yam pricks today (the twitter replies to this article display a tiny hint of Manc sarcasm )

The Stella is flat as a plate of piss and there was a table of Burnley fans getting right on my tits. 2 stars

If only there was someone who’s job it was to COACH those kind of errors out of them.

Funny you mention clean-the name Bamburgh comes from the Anglo-Saxon “Bebbanburg”, which translates as “polish those fucking stones, serf!”

Here’s a nice one.

3-0 now Does us no good but it’s good to watch. Eyes wide apart scores the third

They're getting engaged. Hard to feel sympathy for women like this when he inevitably shits on her.

As shitty as the Cesar jury are, you’ve also got to say that anyone still working for the cunt wants shot with shit too- actors, cameramen, musicians, the lot.

all i wanted to do was talk about my beloved SPORT & FOOTBALL . mean thats what forums are for.