Dearest Brenda
I put my notice into Herr Ulrich this morning. Man, the gadge was stunned like. Bit like when Phillipe Albert chipped Peter Scmeichel in the 5-0 smashing at St James', canny night that like. He said I was a key brick layer like and would anything change me mind. I tried explaining to him, the Turks he has working for him aren't upto scratch. I told him, all I want them to do is turn up for graft and do a days graft like Wor Gang. Not to be leaving for pack up and taking 2.5h man and then leaving early like they did yesterday and then I'm gan to meeting's and getting stick. How's that fair like when I'm laying loads more bricks? Ullrich looked a bit stunned like.
He's asked me to consider it over the weekend, but honestly Brenda, what's gan change? There needs to be some proper personnel changes, like people off the site, but I cannie see Ullrich doing that. He even said that there's nee possibility for gross misconduct for that looney.
Anyway's Brenda, I best gan, it's Friday like and Ullrich's has asked if I wanna go for a pint at lunch.
Yours until the next convenient moment
Your darling Neville 'Wykiki' Hope
*as a side note Herr Ullrich was actually from Harrogate