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I've been saying for years that what Newcastle is missing is a bar that shows SPORT & FOOTBALL. It's such a rare thing to find these days.

Got a new job today. First time in 20 years working 9-5!

Great start to your diary, mate.

Bar Tholomew sounds like it would definitely serve English tapas.

If it isn't called Bar Tholomew I'm not interested, even if it has got tellys, food, a decent selection of beer and it could well be a potentially a good meeting place before the game, not one fuck will indeed be given.

What a way to make a living. Congrats!

I've never been sent any pictures of a bar by anyone. Who sent you them and why did they send them to you?

The detective inspector eventually got on to Wykiki having something to do with the missing admin girls was when he noticed Wykiki's lawn had rectangular patches of freshly dug up soil all about 6" long.

The other 30% are the admin girls who just all suddenly left at various times since wyki started there 🤔

If you were out walking your dog like everyone else, these wouldnt be an issue

Well played. I'll give it a month before you fucking hate everyone at the new place.

Leighton incoming?

sanders can win the democratic nomination but just like jezza, he's not a consensus builder. no moderate republican will vote for him.

It was always one level of stupid to want to leave imo but it was stupid to an nth degree to believe that any EU funding for any sector would be replaced by a tory government.

Did you send our innocent new member those bar pics?

That is fucking gold

Da Fuq

Bars 1-51 missed the mark but I reckon they've nailed it this time.

TBF only 70% of those leaving reported Wyki as the motivating factor.

There’s a common theme here

I like the sounds of this place. I take it their will be a vacancy soon? Hopefully they're as lax at vetting applications as they are on time keeping.

The gaffers had me and the dept manager in on Monday to find out what kicked off. We told them. They know all the other shite but seemingly don't want to do anything about it. They said it wasn't a gross misconduct thing about the kid saying shit like he's gonna shoot people, as apparently it was said in jest. Main gaffer know's I am beyond fucked off with the clowns. He said he didn't really know what to do with them not performing. I just laughed. If one of your main workers is fucked off and telling you the SP in your office, you do everything to make that a priority. he said he would get the nutter in for a chat and then get the others in and tell them to pull their fingers out. That's not happened yet. So basically, he cannot see it as an issue. If he knows he cannot come up with a solution, he needs to employ someone who can. One of the clowns had almost a 2.5h lunch yesterday, came back into the office and one of the lads was laughing asking where he had been, his reply and I am not shitting. 'Fuck me, I took the dog for a walk, sat down with my lunch and started watching a film, then I suddenly realised I needed to be back at work' He then laughed and just walked back to his desk. Zero shits given

My second touch is like the ability of Tim Krul to punch a corner... I never took the Fulwell though.

i know michael martin has his critics (i've had several spats with him over the years) but it's hard to disagree with anything he says in this article.... http://www.true-faith.co.uk/everything-steve-bruce-says-is-wrong/ an infinitely more accurate summary than the utter fucking drivel written by that cunt edwards.

even a decade and a half isn't long enough to erase the horror of 'shoes off' quite comfortably the most cringingly embarrassing song ever to grace a football ground and those that partook should've been given a lifetime banning order! that said, i remember a game at villa park, where one fucker possibly surpassed shoes off both in the cap and gown (formerly the witton arms) and in the away end by removing his prosthetic leg and waving that about in the air, to much hilarity from the zany shoes off boys. it wasn't funny, although it would've been if he'd keeled over sideways! been a few year now since i even attended an away game so can't really comment on the newer ditties. 'no surrender' was doing the rounds 35 years ago, so i'm guessing it's either back in popularity or there's some kind of remake?? as for tommy robinson... he'll hopefully get sucked in to the same jet engine as ashley.

My last away was Rochdale.. a lot of our away support makes me nauseous nowadays. Including most of the cunts I go with

We start calling him Somalian

Ewerk definitely pauses films to point out continuity errors

Seconds before a tedious Man United fan bursts in and says “actually, it’s Scholesy!”

Hell of a set up for that one bud.

Look,I want both north east teams to do well.Some on here are forever having digs at the makems.Not me.

WTF America? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-51638871/six-year-old-girl-arrested-at-florida-school

More genius from QT