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We start calling him Somalian

Seconds before a tedious Man United fan bursts in and says “actually, it’s Scholesy!”

Aye Cram is too invested in being an official Nike rep to call this what it is. Radcliffe too. The mackem/street-shitting cunts.

Ewerk definitely pauses films to point out continuity errors

I was hoping his response would be "I think you'll find Britain's greatest athlete is Jessica Ennis-Hill"

Fuck Off.

Is that Evel Knievel’s dyslexic brother?

Look,I want both north east teams to do well.Some on here are forever having digs at the makems.Not me.

My last away was Rochdale.. a lot of our away support makes me nauseous nowadays. Including most of the cunts I go with

Does this mean I move up a place in last year’s Great North Run rankings?

Fucking grinded on me when I sat up in new 'singing section' when the odd group would try to sing songs which included the IRA in them, quite often when others were singing other NUFC songs at the same time. Same kids who by their age have no real idea of it or faced anything to do with it. Why bring it up? They want to 'bring back the noise' then compete against others singing at the same time with their bollocks? Honestly, it's like someone going to games from the 1950's complaining about me and my pals from the late 80s/early 90s so I don't want to come across like a dinosaur but at least we actually sang some fucking Newcastle songs! (luckily didn't hear anything about Tommy Robinson so can assume that's kicked in with the same group of divvies in the last couple of years?)

Well played. I'll give it a month before you fucking hate everyone at the new place.

Hell of a set up for that one bud.

Here's one to click on my mates band Skyclad

mackems getting beat off Fleetwood. I doubt the Fleetwood manager will wind up them if Fleetwood win

Nah

How do toothpaste adverts actually get away with people not taking the piss? That one with the bird talking about her arse, health and then she says something like 'Oooo how do I look after my teeth' then she clearly brushes her teeth with no fucking toothpaste on her brush. The fucking mong.

"fumaca"

Taxi? Nah, I'll get the bus. Everytime I get a taxi I wake up with a bad head and a sore arse.

Taxi for HMHM.… oh, wait.

Which morons say that? They’re running the world ffs.

I really think the BBC are just trying to avoid being smashed under the directive of Grand Overseer Cummings. As I've said previously though, they made their bed in the election and now they can fucking lie in it.

We're in a villa about 1km from there. Mix with the plebs, moi?

Aye, I'm sure Lance Armstrong still has a few quid left in the bank.

Thought he was just on the Quorn

This is the worst kept secret in sport. It’s only a matter of time until the full story comes out.

You want grinder mate

He didn’t excel as a goalscorer but did have a very good season in an attacking frontline where the other two striker scored most of the goals. It does only prove that the club didn’t sign the player for football reasons. They paid far too much on a player not being suited to the position and role he is asked to play. Not having a manager who could adjust tactics to get the best out of him doesn’t help either.

You're mates with a mackem? And you call yourself a proper fan?

it's not a bad article, with the exception of this... 'Supporters are sick and tired of having the piss taken out of them' tragically there's tens of thousands who are that stupid they don't appear to realise that's what's happening, prefering even to defend ashley in some cases. until people start seeing the blindingly obvious and walk away they'll have what they deserve... a dying club.

https://www.football365.com/news/premier-league-winners-losers-bruno-fernandes-newcastle

Geoff Linton, yeh? About the pencil cases?

He’s thinking of Wilson

By the way, Wykiki should do a periodical blog or something, 'Tales from the office'. I love reading his posts about it.

Shoes off hasn’t been done in about a decade and a half. The latest thing is songs about the IRA & what a good lad Tommy Robinson is