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Have you seen RLB's logo? Minging. I would upload it but our server is full of shit dinners so I can't.

Bends the knee, whips out a ring… ” Sorry”.

The daft cunt refused to believe he had it until it he saw an English speaking doctor.

I thought she was a distant third in the polls? Unless that poll is 'which candidate for Labour leader would Gemmill like to take up the wrong 'un?'. And even then she only has a three point lead on Starmer.

Still at least no one is asking about the Russia report or the Tory enquiry into racism in the party.

Or any issues in social care or agriculture. And ffs this Australia deal, the new euphemism for no deal. Its terrifying how these right wing nuts move the goal posts, change the narrative, and bell ends like CT tug their fore locks and lap it up. I honestly can't think how the outcome of Cameron's referendum could have been worse.

I don't see how this changes the marginal decisions at all. Though it should make it much easier for attackers.

That Baddiel thing about holocaust denial was good - if hard work. I did think he got the thing about Palestinians using it as a weapon right but then didn't emphasise that for others enough - I'm sure most of these cunts know it happened but use the denial to hurt Jews.

Aye, but if you’re a fraction offside along with your entire body I’m not sure anyone would mind. Currently your entire body can be onside apart from your armpit hair and goals are being ruled out weekly. The law was brought in to stop strikers having an unfair advantage. Defenders manipulated the law with the offside trap. It makes sense to swing it back in favour of the strikers. It’s supposed to be entertainment. The more goals the better

You need 70 IRA points mate.

It couldn't be clearer, one in the pink and one in the stink.

Still depends on a viable opposition though. We've had 10 years of austerity, most peoples lives are demonstrably worse, there's in your face poverty everywhere, crumbling services, and yet a proven lying cunt won a landslide majority. Also factor in tory interference in the electoral system, gerrymandering, controlling the media, manipulating social media, shutting up dissent, blame shifting, and the electorate's unerring capacity for gullibility.

You can't boast about low unemployment levels in an aging population then ban low skilled workers and expect a growing economy. It's utter madness.

Yeah.... The atmosphere last night was ferocious. I'm not saying the scousers can't put a decent show on themselves but I don't think the Athleti players and definitely not their manager will be even a tiny bit intimidated. I hope Athleti shithouse them for 90 glorious minutes

Well that's great. How long is it going to take us to unpick the damage from this ffs. How many years is my vote going to be wasted as it goes towards any party that seeks to restore FOM? The Tories really are trying to deliver for their voters though. They've recognised the xenophobia angle and have gone in on it hard.

Alright, Mr Logic? I was being ironic and dramatic, luvvie.

Best leave that one for a chat over a pint or three.

I do indeed

Not where I was expecting you to to with the knitting needles. Surely if you had a time machine, there was a better option you could have considered.

Haaland & Sancho are going to win the European Cup for Dortmund. You heard it here first

@Alex continuing the Wetherall thing... do you remember this?..

Fucking horrific listening to 'Fletch' and 'Macca' commentating on the Liverpool game. In a fiercely contested field, they're probably THE worst around so much so, that if I discovered a time machine, I'd go back to my mother's old house, find her knitting needles and stick them in my ears.

Taxi for Lisa

Right dickheads, I've been invited to the Team Nandy whatsapp group. Dick pic time.

don't think they're necessarily worse than us. they just haven't shared our freakishly good fortune.

And one World Cup, never forget that!

My old man has been very ill lately, tried everything, even alternative medicine- he spent weeks covering himself in duck fat. It hasn’t worked… he’s gone downhill really fast.

Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid but there are five Peruvian owls sat on a fence looking in my window I think they're Inca hoots

No, it means if any part of your head or legs is onside, you’re given onside. Even if 90% of your body is offside.