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An ex of mine said she would probably shag Pardew which definitely made me feel great. Don't know what she's doing now. Meth, probably.

they're both morally bankrupt, complicit, ashley lickspittles. both wouldn't have got anywhere near an ambitiously ran nufc. it's a bit like having to choose who you would have shooting their load on your lasses face, peter north, mandingo or neither? neither would seem the obvious choice! the club needs burning to the ground and starting again.

Line from Chernobyl, one of my favourite quotes of all time. It was true then, and it is true now. The cunts will get their comeuppance one day, nothing is surer.

Some of the new Score Draw stuff is nice

Caroline Flack is away. Love Die-Land, more like.

Is that one of the perks of flying 1st class?

Fanny

Best to sit near the front. Five reasons. First, the sensation of climbing and descending is lessened, you can't see the whole aisle look like a ski slope. Second, turbulence is less bad. And most importantly third, you get the trolley first so I can neck 4 bottles of wine to stop my shaking and ease the tension on my white knuckle as I repeat the lord's prayer on a loop. Fourth, you're near the toilet to hoy up if necessary. And fifth, if you're at the very front, no selfish cunt can recline on you. I fucking hate flying me.

I think that might be a pisstake or the work of a deluded mind.

And there we have it. The new SoS parroting the PM’s lies that there will be no border in the Irish Sea despite the facts being there in black and white. Is this what gaslighting is?

I travel by boat but send my staff ahead by plane.

The deal will not happen because ashley is in the wrong bank ! Arrh well never mind, maybe next transfer window he will sell up ? from the mail Mike Ashley’s links to Qatar threaten Newcastle’s Saudi takeover… The prospects for Saudi Arabia’s proposed £340million takeover of Newcastle have not been helped by the fact that Mike Ashley is receiving financial advice from Qatar. Ashley’s Frasers Group, which was known as Sports Direct until last year, employ the Qatar National Bank as their investment advisers, a fact that has not been lost on the Saudi Public Investment Fund who are behind the Newcastle bid. Saudi Arabia cut off diplomatic relations with Qatar three years ago and their blockade of the country continues.’

It doesn’t seem beyond the realms of belief to me. I’m just amazed that that with all the massive investment in our training and medical facilities that we haven’t been the ones to succeed where Liverpool and West Ham have failed.

I think the risk to the club in terms of relying on him was absolutely massive even if he was playing for free. Stupid signing unless he was a wildcard/5th choice. But for a bizarre purple patch from our defenders we could be buried

I never recline and I wish nothing but the worst for people that do. I once had some German cunt spin round in his seat wanting to know why my knees were digging in the back of his seat. Well mate, it's because you're a cunt.

And tbf, I would imagine he had more offers on the flange front

Cheers not quite but "yeah nah" and "yis" have slipped through.

Remember how fucking shite Pardew was? I hate that cunt fwiw but at least he often had a decent plan A and, in that perfect storm of a season when things went his way, he got us 5th. I get the distinct impression this flukey shitshow is Brucey’s equivalent high water mark

Says the Lisa Nandy supporter.

Imagine you take a job offer paying £50k p.a. having previously earned £19k p.a., but your company only pays you £31k because it turns out the offer included the £19k you no longer receive for your previous... no, it's no good, my heart's not in it

And what if neither foot is planted?

Like an attention-seeking toddler, only less subtle.