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If Johnson promotes Rishi to Chancellor and appoints a replacement as Chief Secretary to the Treasury, what's the net increase in the size of the Cabinet?

It’s a classic case of Cunnus Hereditarium, where their cuntish behaviour comes from a belief that they deserve the best of everything because of who they are. Often manifests itself in the wearing of bright red, pink or green chinos and rugger shirts.

I’m not sure you understand how this works.

I suspect this is actually, unironically, the full truth^

Aye but how embarrassing is it for Sunak? Watching his boss stand up and refuse to fire all the officials working for him and get fired for doing so then Rishi the little lickspittle gets the job because he agrees to do Cummings bidding without question. I guess we should’ve known he has zero self respect after his election appearances.

strong and stable

Rayvin, An old teacher once wrote on a blackboard on our first day with him..... 2 + 2 = 5 ..... And then asked us ways to get to that answer. Obviously nobody could do it. He then told us 2 + 2 = 5 is only correct if he says it's correct and don't forget it or else. The teacher turned out to be a great teacher, (an eccentric bloke with a big dollop of 'hard cunt-ness'). Think of the Tories claims in the same way with the twist that they aren't great politicians and are soft as shite.

Can someone please explain why our Prime Minister, who earned over £900k last year, has had to get someone else to pay for his holiday? Someone who is now denying that they did so.

Place has gone to the dogs since Tom bollocked a lad for abusing j69 anyway. Burn her down!

Also, Suella Braverman as Attorney General. A genuine intellectually vapid moron.

Has Johnson survived Cumming's reshuffle? So we now have a situation where the executive has more power than ever before since WW2, and the man wielding that power is entirely unelected. This is both highly ironic and disturbing.

Chancellor in the German, 1930s sense, aye.

Aye looks like he was built in a lab from the parts of lesser oily politicians.

lots of time for the new chancellor to prepare for the budget in a couple of weeks time. boris doesn't give a shit, does he?

I can’t think why BoJo ducked the brillo grilling

https://www.tiktok.com/@mahin_official20/video/6788576609143196934 Here's one to keep @Rayvin busy all day.

I know the weather is shite but come on, lads.

Lads, there’s no way this is dragging into Day 3. I will burn this place to the ground before I let that happen.

Move along, nothing to see here

ARE YOU WATCHING RAFA?

Liars lie, cunts cunt and tories tory - it really is that simple.

Like saying we deserve the Tories. In that it’s more nuanced than that but it’s also largely true.

It’s not Ciaran Clark, is it?

Apparently he's done a piece on the 89 relegation year calling the likes of Hendrie flops but not calling Pingel who he credits with an 'audacious' headed goal against champions Liverpool. He's obviously been in touch with Pingel for the story because Pingel was utterly shit, uninterested and for those who were there to see the 'audacious' header all we can do is . He knew fuck all about it and it hit him on the top/back of his head. Oh, Lee. When the Puntaz have a memory. And a brain. Never mind.

So once again CT is on a duck pizza and Special Brew binge and he’s putting on 3lb week after week after week and is struggling to get into his 32” boot cut jeans. He decides to go on a strict cherry tomato diet and after his first weigh in at Fat Fighters he’s 1lb lighter on the scales. He proudly goes home and declares to the wife he’s lost 4lb (without mentioning that he’s including the 3lb he would have ordinarily put on). Has he actually lost 4lb or is he a tubby little lying cunt?

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