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So once again CT is on a duck pizza and Special Brew binge and he’s putting on 3lb week after week after week and is struggling to get into his 32” boot cut jeans. He decides to go on a strict cherry tomato diet and after his first weigh in at Fat Fighters he’s 1lb lighter on the scales. He proudly goes home and declares to the wife he’s lost 4lb (without mentioning that he’s including the 3lb he would have ordinarily put on). Has he actually lost 4lb or is he a tubby little lying cunt?

Apparently he's done a piece on the 89 relegation year calling the likes of Hendrie flops but not calling Pingel who he credits with an 'audacious' headed goal against champions Liverpool. He's obviously been in touch with Pingel for the story because Pingel was utterly shit, uninterested and for those who were there to see the 'audacious' header all we can do is . He knew fuck all about it and it hit him on the top/back of his head. Oh, Lee. When the Puntaz have a memory. And a brain. Never mind.

It's as simple as looking at the "from" and "to" numbers, which completely expose the lie. I can't remember what the from number was (and I'm not watching a video of that fucking Picasso portrait Morgan to find out) but for simplicity let's call it 100,000 nurses. If they are going to add 50,000 MORE nurses, then we can all agree that the "to" number has to be 150,000 because 100,000 + 50,000 = 150,000 and 150,000 is indisputably 50,000 MORE than 100,000. But that's not what they're saying. They're saying we'll end up with 131,000 nurses which is only 31,000 more. They are then trying to convince people that retaining 19,000 nurses is the same as adding 19,000 nurses. It's plainly not. Retention is not the same as addition, and it is a lie to try to claim that it is. I fully understand the argument that if they hadn't done x, y and z, 19,000 nurses would have left but that doesn't matter. That is retention, it is not addition, and addition is required if you want to use the word MORE. If you go from 100,000 to 131,000, that is 31,000 more. Not 50,000. So stop fucking lying and saying that it's 50,000. The fundamentals of maths and the definition of the word "more" cannot be bent to fit your more convenient headline. Let's say you've got a tenner and I owe you a fiver. If you come out of the transaction with £13 and a story about how I was gonna nick £2 off you but decided against it, so you do in fact have £5 more than you started with, I'm not sure you'd be fully on board with that. So why would you be ok with this bullshit?

Cheesy as fuck but, despite myself, I fucking love it:

Fop-xl

hat doffed to that young lass. not a twitterer so have no idea whether she's genuine or not but certainly what she has to say should shame the vast majority of 50,000 folk in sjp.

*-heavy

Apologise

It’s not Ciaran Clark, is it?

You and me both

Because normally when someone leaves a post, its replaced by someone else. Otherwise the employmentevel would be in constant decline until nobody worked any more, agreed? If you stop them leaving, great, but it makes absolutely no difference to the net employment. Seriously, have you had a knock to the head recently mate?

We also have apprentice nurses and recruit nurses from overseas but honestly this conversation is so boring that I may actually go and do some work.

I'll get me coat

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/how-can-we-stop-the-rubbish-on-the-pitch.1505474/ I know the answer to this one and it involves a bin

Memory fading, but it seems to me the 'The Blaydon Races' featured at one time, which makes sense as its our National Anthem.

That’s the first time ANS has fallen for an obvious con as well

They should've ran out to this on more than one occasion.....

Ive goaded no one. Although you and Quiff following me round this place daily is getting boring now tbh

Toontastic need to form a partnership with one university so we can get some financial benefit and sack the rest of the unis off. Want to know how any pints we drink on average before the game? Fine. Pound sterling mate.

Don't forget....

Agree with this 100% Round the time Viduka played for us the DJ would play "Run for Home" on the way out if we'd won...it was brilliant, 40k + all singing along,, though we got relegated that season so it wasnt played very much

The fact “Clear White Light” by Lindisfarne isn’t and never has been our walk on song should be a source of shame. Proper local band, mint song with a rousing chorus bittybob. ( I also find the thought of 50,000+ pissed up geordies trying to hit the harmonies funny as fuck).

Boldly going where no halfwit has gone before

https://www.dailysquat.com/burnley-to-be-quarantined-not-because-of-the-coronavirus-it-just-needs-isolating/?fbclid=IwAR1w__zCgdYvDTR-0Xg3Pc6rzWunnDHwpDW2zVc5-GQN2UuZcDkU_AJ8p6c

Spectacularly missing the point.

Supporters have boycotted matches this season to protest Mike Ashley’s ownership, and the odds of him selling before the year is out are now 6/4 And then paragraph 3 contradicting paragraph 2. he must have been fucking wankered when he submitted this

Equally and simultaneously fascinating & utterly depressing... https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/champions-league-superclubs-liverpool-man-utd-barcelona-real-madrid-a9330431.html