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Fair enough, given he would often shit himself

Toontastic need to form a partnership with one university so we can get some financial benefit and sack the rest of the unis off. Want to know how any pints we drink on average before the game? Fine. Pound sterling mate.

Spectacularly missing the point.

If there's one thing we've learned over the last twenty years it's that when broadcasting revenue goes up then so do transfer fees and wages. It's not like we'll suddenly be making tens of millions in profit that Ashley can siphon off. If anything it makes the club a riskier proposition due to the chance of relegation.

Anyway, the news on investment in bus services will be a nice little earner for Jo Bamford who picked up Wrightbus for a song recently. He also happens to be the son of major Tory and Vote Leave donor, Anthony Bamford.

FYP

I’ll keep this simple - existing and ‘new’ are not the same thing.

I guess no one is explaining how I'm wrong tonight then... I actually genuinely am curious but I'm starting to think that maybe in our desperation to see the Tories as perpetual liars about everything, we assumed they really were doing something as moronic as double counting nurses, instead of being functionally incapable of correctly articulating their policy. Well I'm not starting to think it tbh. Its exactly what i think, until someone actually explains otherwise, anyway. At which point I'll hold my hands up and admit I was wrong of course, not at all scared of doing that...

There was a couple of years where they played this pre-match a lot.

Memory fading, but it seems to me the 'The Blaydon Races' featured at one time, which makes sense as its our National Anthem.

There used to be a half time song that always got played, winning, losing or drawing. An instrumental but I've no idea what it was called. Upbeat and all 'jolly' which was all the more ridiculous when we were getting beat. Mid-80s ish. Morris dancing-esque.

They should've ran out to this on more than one occasion.....

Pretty much entirely on this. Susanah Reid basically nailed it, you seem to have fallen for it. Everyone knows the "nuances" of the tory propaganda, but most just see how ridiculous it is.

Don't forget....

Agree with this 100% Round the time Viduka played for us the DJ would play "Run for Home" on the way out if we'd won...it was brilliant, 40k + all singing along,, though we got relegated that season so it wasnt played very much

The fact “Clear White Light” by Lindisfarne isn’t and never has been our walk on song should be a source of shame. Proper local band, mint song with a rousing chorus bittybob. ( I also find the thought of 50,000+ pissed up geordies trying to hit the harmonies funny as fuck).

Summer Girls by The Lyte Funky Ones.

Nope. They’re lying cunts.

Boldly going where no halfwit has gone before

I don't think dodgy deaths in the armed forces are limited to specific bullying reasons.

Apparently that Soumare was offered £50k pw. For a £40m signing it's like they didn't really want to sign him

why the fuck would it worry you? you're a willing and proud backdrop for an absolute cunts advert. you fucking braindead moronic halfwit.

New album imminent. Bring it.

I think he does in some ways. But he wants to keep a certain foot in the door via either some % or via advertising rights. Basically he wants to have his cake and eat it the fat shit eating cunt.

I think we should build a passenger catapult from Wales to Holland, made of cheese, paid for by Mexico.

Whom

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@PaddockLad I see what you were getting at regarding someone being like a lovesick puppy? (She's fit as fuck, tbf to the kid).

"Who do you think it is, like?"

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Howay mate, keep it decent. It's rare we have to do any modding on here but there's no need for that carry on.