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I want it to be true just for the sake of this doylum.

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In other news, the Pope announces to the world that he's Catholic.

This day in 1976 Some great memories, one of the first games i went to as a school kid. Crowd and atmosphere superb, some great footballers, an end to end game with supermac getting the winner. Even the adverts around the ground were class. "Oh when the Mags...

The fucking state of those net curtains.

It’s funny because it’s almost certainly true

Rare footage of that very err 'dab' from Wykiki here..

You dirty bastard.

We stayed in Bormio very close to it. Day we did it we did the Umbrail pass and then the Stelvio. A nice 100km ride. But in that 100km you do well over 3000m of climbing. I was fucking roasting too. I got to just over 2400m and had serious issues. I bangged two gels down and virtually a full 750ml bottle and still only just made it to the top without dabbing. Got to the top, had 3 espressos and a massive slab of cake and only then did I feel I could cope with the 20 minute descent The Umbrail I did in 1h 40 and descended in fucking 20mins man, madness.

Steady on, I know Schofield's out but there are still limits

No one got their cock out for Rafa/ugly mackems 😑

Sounds shite.

I'm not a parent and don't especially want to be, so if I'm struggling to find the words to express how I feel about people who play with kids' lives like this, god knows how those of you with kids of your own feel. It's beyond sickening.

I've come to the belief the cunt does want to sell (well at least the bits that cost money to run) but he doesn't want to give up all the things that can actually make the club money, like merchandise and advertising and that's where his cuntery is always going to fuck up a sale. Basically he wants the exposure of a football club, broadcast around the world but doesn't want to have invest in it to make it appealing to that global audience - hence why we are where are and he's happy to keep shitting on the supporters parade.

Still though, 103. No age, that.

Logs on to his gambling accounts, sees the odds......boom! There's another article for the punters.

Honestly had no idea he wasn’t.

If you want something done properly, do it yourself.…

Die-Anne Thorne, morelyk

Am thinking Kanye is sat there taking minutes of any meetings between them for some sort of college project he's doing in his spare time

https://thenorthernline.co.uk/collections/cycling does some good stuff

While the story is likely bollocks he’s based his view essentially on the fact she’s friends with Kim Kardashian tbh. The fact she has no links to English football is irrelevant, she has a consultancy firm that seemingly advises Middle Eastern clients so that’s probably the link. I absolutely want this to be true just so that sad sack of a bloke gets some more pie in his face.

bit of a pig that dibello lass. would much rather retain the sultry good looks of charnley in the stands.

I see that bloke who was waving his member around the other day after Newcastle United scored isn't going to be prosecuted after all. Police don't think it would stand up in court.

It’s not what I heard Though I entirely agree with the sentiment

I hope it’s his neck

Aye, amazing, and we did it both ways That week we did the Stelvio, Umbarail Gavia and Mortirolo which are the iconic Giro climbs. Stelvio is fucking something else. I was in a dark dark place the last 5km of it. We also did the Bernina, Cancano which is in this years Giro, Forcolo and the Foscagno. What a stunning area to be in.

Have you done the Stelvio Pass? I was in John Lewis yesterday and they've got a bunch of cycling related artwork in there, stuff like this. https://www.johnlewis.com/sassan-filsoof-giro-d'italia-framed-print-73-x-53cm/p2235856 "85 quid?! Is tha chuffin daft, claart-eead?!"

Gloomy, problem is he's a proven lying cunt!

I would love to do the Pyrenees one. When I was in Italy last year we cycled up from Tirano and then dropped into Switerland and then back over to Italy via the Bernin Pass. On the way up you pass the Bernina railway including the spiral viaduct, its stunning. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brusio_spiral_viaduct

Aye, Sky Sports would never do something like that.... https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/399405/sky-sports-fall-for-hilarious-prank-about-new-aberdeen-signing-yerdas-selzavon/amp/

https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2020/feb/07/rural-local-rail-routes-railway-lines-trains-europe-readers-tips I may need to make some 2020 plans...

The Star, for what that's worth, is saying that someone might have jumped the gun in reporting that he's actually been banned for life. Apparently it's been based on nothing more than random tweets, as opposed to a statement from the FA etc.

I know Sky Sports isn’t the best but howay, man

It’ll cost a fortune to put it right when we lose the cup final this May

Aye, never would have happened while we were still in the EU. There was solidarity then. Everyone pulling in the same direction, nailing their cocks to the mast... now they're spiraling around all over the place.

I’ve been buckled at this for a good minute Just absolutely no need and nobody even mentioned him.

Can’t believe he’s been grassed up. Brexit in action.

Country has gone, lad can’t even get his cock and balls out in front of men, women, children and the tv cameras anymore. Everyone knew a flasher when I was a kid, and that’s how I liked it.

Kirk Douglas, 103 years old finally checks out. Some boy, Kirk. RIP.

He had already peaked with Jersey Girl.