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In World War II the average IQ of the combat soldier was 100. In Parliament Square it was nineteen. N-n-n-n-nineteen.

I’m pretty sure ‘false No.9’ is the perfect description for Joelinton.

I’m a bit split about the whole thing. Like I never wanted it to happen, I would revoke it tomorrow if possible. But then these people have been lied to on an industrial scale by people who are aiming to benefit from it. They are the people who believe Nigerian prince scams, so can we blame them for it? Every single interview you see with a leaver they can’t give a reason why it will be better? Just one? Ever? Is it because there are no reasons or are they the terminally stupid who have been duped? Not sure. Other half of me is hoping the whole country burns, and takes these people with it. But that’s not fair on the young or the people who didn’t buy Farage and Johnson’s nonsense. Doesnt really matter, world is burning. I’m probably the last generation to live to old age anyway

Looks like shes been sat on Hiawatha’s face for a about a week...lucky bastard

At least it's not 3AM for you.

The bloke is a waste of space. If he wasn’t quick, he’d be warming the bench at the Wisconsin Creampies.

Ryder on footie focus? I can’t imagine this not making it into his diary. Lol, laterz.

Strong bench 👍

Petr Cech looks mad without his little hat on.

Argghh! Missed it!

My dad wants to take a bag into some park?

I think for once a Brexiter has made a fair point; if you’ve served in the army for hundreds of years then the least you should be entitled to is a council house.

They'll be showing him Charnley's Tinder profile next, if that doesn't sell him on a move nothing will.

“See it looks like a regular bin from the council empty it out....put a bag of ice in and boom it’s a cryo chamber”

It’s so hard being the opposition to this level of stupidity. If RLB gets i might just turn to the drink. Then join Ewerk in the IRA.

Who could have seen that failing?

Well I’m off to join the IRA.

I see Rio Ferdinand has advanced enough from grieving his dead ex-wife to make a reality show about his family struggling to accept their new step-mother. Jesus Christ, what a cunt.

Because, (and you know this but I'll indulge you) they play wide of a front 3 on paper, but in reality spend most of the match as auxiliary fullbacks. Our issue lies with a poor striker and no-one in midfield who can retain possession or beat a man, meaning most of our moves break down and we end up with 9 men behind the ball. When Almiron or ASM do get the ball the opposition full backs look shit scared and end up getting yellow cards hauling them down. ASM was unlucky not to score today after roasting their RB and bending one in the corner. So yes, we have 2 of the best wide men we've had in a long time. But carrying 2 or 3 players every game means we only see glimpses of what they can do. Hence why we bid £35mil for a ball carrying midfielder. You're welcome

All referees and linesmen look like the kids who grassed on you at school.

Boo!

Ashley's going fucking nowhere.

Longstaff replacing Hayden has give us something else in the middle. Not sure what Hayden brings you these days other than a willing grafter and a decent slide tackle.

Hope it doesn't catch on, it'll destroy the game. They've blown loads of chances so far, we're lucky to still be in it. Ginola's looking good.

My ipad isn't letting me click on streams sooo....

I’m still drunk from last night and can confirm it doesn’t make for better viewing (it’s 11am here btw not 3 in the afternoon )

They really are a weird fucking bunch, it’s honestly as if they’ve never been to an event of any type before. I don’t think anything will ever best the Wembley craic when they were talking about driving close behind the buses to save petrol

"how fat do you aspire to be Steve?"

Nah best Widemen we've had at the club in years @Kid Dynamite said. In a separate post to the one lamenting Joelinton's lack of service of course.

I'm not walking you through the cunt again

Too expensive at that.

Turned down a free ticket to this one so we have a decent chance of winning

If you’re a team that plays without a striker.

Wow he seems nails.

That’s something I discovered every time in the last couple of years discussing the issue with Brexiteers I know. They raise an issue and accuse the EU being responsible for it and once you have explained to them that’s got nothing to do with the EU they move on to the next topic ad infinitem. It’s got nothing to do with xenophobia though... I will see how soon the pot holes on the streets in front of their houses in the overcrowded countryside of Buckinghamshire are gone now they got rid of EU red tape preventing it.

I’m afraid your accent is just too plummy to be convincing.

So many vox pops of similar idiots unable give a single tangible benefit. Special credit though to the lads who crashed a RTE presenter’s link with ‘fuck the pope’ and ‘Corbyn was always a cunt’. Truly summing up Brexit in a nutshell.

I don’t think they did, mate.

Someone is clearly bored tonight.

It's superb.

Aye, I thought it was excellent

This seems fine and definitely sane