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Breaking; Late bid by new Aussie consortium headed by Lord Lucan.

Keys he's based in the middle east isn't he? When he combs his wrist to see his watch he'll see it's time to change his tune quickly

Tree Shrubbery Bush Bush Shrubbery Water feature Fire Pit Bush Box Hedge. Rockery. Gnome.

If we do get bought out by Saudi, we will just have all the usual suspects of talksport and sky sports talking about how it’s bad for football etc.. Instead of actually investigating why Ashley was bad for football and ruined a football club. Im looking forward to a fatwa against all those cunts and us winning everything. Fuck Richard Keys especially, the missing link looking cunt.

Well there's massive protests in France at the moment* around Macron fucking with their pensions so maybe they've got something worth fighting for? Obviously us servile British have a far inferior pension than the rest of Europe, that's why we voted leave, damn their eyes! *Apparently woefully underreported on the BBC for some reason? (I very rarely watch the BBC news at the minute so may be misinformed but I wonder if there'd be more coverage had France had a more left wing president in charge, say a Monsieur Jeremie Corbaine?

And he’s a mackem

Bet you £20 you couldn’t

Take it easy on him, he’s still having night terrors

Deano

in the same article they refer to martin samuels as a well respected national scribe. i've read it several times and i still can't decide whether kennedy is taking the piss or not.

Nailed on humiliating defeat now, probably to include Shelvey getting two red cards, ASMR breaking four legs and Bruce exploding in a confetti of prawn cocktail Skips.

Did a cracking job at Sunderland. (Not sure what was said to him before he signed up and what he saw/discovered in the first month or so but he looked like he knew they were fucked very early on.)

With Brett Emerton at right back...

Speaking ill of the dead isn’t right.

He lost the dressing room pretty early doors. I think 'Rio' was quoted as saying him and Vidic were being shown videos of Jagielka

Deady Shepard more like. ©️Ayatollah

Richey Edwards leading a rival bid

would

Must want a job. That's how it usually goes after someone licks his hoop

They're the only ones you are likely to meet in Manchester

I don’t buy that Ashley is wanting to sell tbh. He’ll fuck this all up one way or another, then we can look forward to cunts like Simon Jordon (and all the other cunts Strawb mentioned) blabbing on about how great it is for football that NUFC remained in Ashley’s hands. As others have said there literally isn’t going to be a better opportunity for him to sell if this lot really are interested buyers. The fat cunt must be one of the luckiest people going, he had a golden opportunity with the Man City lot, completely fucked it up, and now another chance to line his pockets after 12 years of just fucking around with the club comes to him.

Deano’s reneged bet was the best of all time. He loved a fantasy formation mind, that kid.

He looks like he’s been on some serious drinking binge.

6/4 he doesn't

Graves's constant passive aggressive whining about people giving him abuse on social media is wearing a bit thin. I wouldn't excuse dickhead behaviour on the internet, but anyone with any sense knows that the inherent nature of social media is that you're going to have that percentage of twats giving you grief from time to time.

Been called back for my second interview. Rang me today asking to see me asap then arranged it for tomorrow. Sounds like they need people quick. C'mon the coronavirus

It's that time of year, folks. Everyone sing along! Leeeeeds! Leeeeds are falling apart! Again!

Wembley and relegation for them has a certain attraction.

As long as our Queen and her paedo som are alright I’ll be okay with your passing.

Chodprick can fuck off, canvassing random towelheads expecting them to be privy to government dealings

i'm really quite relieved you've said that. i don't feel quite so concerned about me own fantasies now.

I have imagined it and it would take a very long time, but he would still be alive until right at the end.

Yeah like Kobe Bryant, he’s totally gone to pieces lately.

“A takeover could be completed in 72 hours” - Jim White SSN. Such a shame that takes us all the way to the transfer deadline. What an unfortunate distraction from the clubs genuine desire to buy players! Poor Mike, he wishes he could just get on with being a good owner!

It's being covered but nowhere near to the same level of bullshitting fake hysteria that the nonce's nephew & his missus have been subjected to recently. That's the difference

think the transfer window's covered mate. fans favourite brucey has already told mikey he doesn't need the £60m he offered him a week or two ago.

Kobe Bryant Only black man I know who doesnt have a decent chopper.