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There’s absolutely no chance that it’s anyone other than Ashley leaking this shit.

6/4 he doesn't

It's that time of year, folks. Everyone sing along! Leeeeeds! Leeeeds are falling apart! Again!

I have imagined it and it would take a very long time, but he would still be alive until right at the end.

in more cheerful football news...

Kobe Bryant Only black man I know who doesnt have a decent chopper.

Imagine Prince Dollar meeting Ashley. They'd probably go to mad expense to make it dignified as fuck and then Ashley would turn up with a sainsburys bag full of papers wearing jeans that you literally can't buy anywhere as they're too ridiculous.

Yeah like Kobe Bryant, he’s totally gone to pieces lately.

Fuck me, his heads massive

“A takeover could be completed in 72 hours” - Jim White SSN. Such a shame that takes us all the way to the transfer deadline. What an unfortunate distraction from the clubs genuine desire to buy players! Poor Mike, he wishes he could just get on with being a good owner!

It's being covered but nowhere near to the same level of bullshitting fake hysteria that the nonce's nephew & his missus have been subjected to recently. That's the difference

I think the Samuel piece is the end. Ashley did an interview with him when it had all played out last time where he accused Stavely of being a time waster, despite Caulkin having seen 3 separate bids from her all submitted by Chris Mort of Freshfields. He's not selling. Again.

He’s just a fat Gary Bushell

just off the top of me head... martin samuels, richard keys, dennis wise, rio ferdinand, lee charnley, keith bishop, justin barnes, joe kinnear, alan pardew, steve bruce, peter beardsley.... apart from looking like a who's who of dark web users, they don't have one shred of moral fibre between them. has there ever been, even once, anybody with any decency or self respect whose been able to put up a viable defence for the repulsive fat cunt?

I used to go out with a lass who went to Oxford Uni & all my mates were like 'what the fuck is she doing with you?'. Then she finished me.

He's not even going to the replay.

Take it easy on him, he’s still having night terrors

in the same article they refer to martin samuels as a well respected national scribe. i've read it several times and i still can't decide whether kennedy is taking the piss or not.

The Shields Gazette have already said it definitely wasn't Ashley who leaked the story about the takeover guys, honest. I wonder how that journalisming went. Journalist - Hey Mike did you leak this story so as to purposely scupper it even though that makes no actual sense as a way out of it, Mike - No of course not, Journalist - OK Mike fair play.

Mr Money Mustache is a name you can trust

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Wembley and relegation for them has a certain attraction.

Nailed on humiliating defeat now, probably to include Shelvey getting two red cards, ASMR breaking four legs and Bruce exploding in a confetti of prawn cocktail Skips.

As long as he gets the Tories out I’m not bothered.

This, sadly

i'm really quite relieved you've said that. i don't feel quite so concerned about me own fantasies now.

Not really odd at all, if crown prince’s people say, “say nowt” you’re not going to go risk getting Khashoggied are you .

think the transfer window's covered mate. fans favourite brucey has already told mikey he doesn't need the £60m he offered him a week or two ago.

Nicholas Parsons

The transfer window shuts at 11pm this Friday so I'm expecting this to just fade away like all the other January takeovers

Fat Pig.

They all go on about the magic of the cup until a lower league side has the temerity to turn up against them

The One show have destroyed the FA CUp draw btw too. Getting a bunch of fat cunts together to shake hands when their teams are drawn

Rayvin, I mean this in the nicest way but you must be a fucking nightmare ordering food.

I for one welcome our new Shania Law overlords. Let's go girls!

If it happens it'll have nowt to do with any of us and you shouldn't feel anything over it. Whether we want them, or Ashley, or anyone else, NUFC will always belong to us.

FYP

The government endorsed selling them loads of arms to kill civilians with but we’re supposed to take moral high ground? Fuck right off. Particularly the BBC with its endorsement of said government at the last election

I think we've had enough shit as a club over the last 15 years to let it slide. Let's just take the money and enjoy it.

If this turns out to be true do we take the high ground on them being evil cunts, indulge in whataboutery regarding Sheff U, Villa (Chinese being shit on human rights) and even Man City whose owners are in the same realm or do we shrug our shoulders and say fuck it? Truthfully I'm leaning towards fuck it.

Must be happening, as they've already renamed a street after Big Al

Punchlines are important but they’re nowt without the hook.

I say that about every player we sign though. I’ve had a 95% success rate with it.

I had a season ticket for 26 years. I gave it up because he's a cunt.

That's a reasonable view in most clubs maybe, but there's a solid contingent of non-plastic and non-fair weather fans who refuse to buy season tickets for NUFC these days. Well into the thousands. I would also suggest that you haven't perhaps factored in the economics of some people's situations, and that your research might be skewed a bit in favour of better off fans (who can afford to up-front a season ticket/have the job stability to commit to ongoing payments - and who may indeed be plastics despite this). At least it's worth noting down as a consideration. Either way, I suggest that with our club, you'll struggle to find anyone outside of Sunderland who doesn't think the owner is a cunt. Good luck though.

He's a cunt /thread

A good piece of advice would be to never do what Kid Rock does so it’s a no from me, sadly.

If anyone is thinking of watching the BBC Dracula adaption, watch the first two episodes, then go and paint a fence and watch it dry. Moffat clearly took the reins for Ep.3 and royally fucked it with a big stick.