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Bit needy that mate, he's just called you a prick

Whichever evil murderers buy us, I’d like to see us sponsored by Huawei. It’s a perfect fit. Huawei the lads.

Alright Jim Davidson

They should make the fit part a bleep test, we'd have been spared years of anguish.

Not going to happen. More likely to get some decent server space from Ant.

Who reckons all the leaks that scupper the deals have the same source? Only one side is common to all of them.

Of the opinion it won’t happen anyway.

As the late Terry Jones (almost) said as the mother of Brian to the three wise men bearing gifts....'Well, if you're dropping by again, do pop in. And thanks a lot for M'bappe and the twenty virgins. But don't worry too much about the suicide jihadists next time, all right? Thank you. Goodbye. Well, weren't they nice? Out of their bloody minds, but still......'

He’ll never again set foot in the mosque on the hill.

Mike Ashley is just as bad as MBS, he just lacks the opportunity to adequately demonstrate it.

B If this goes ahead It’s the end for me...I’m rapidly falling out of love with corporate 21st century football anyway but this would just about put the tin hat on it. A game refereed from a truck in a car park financed by the cunts who brought you Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda. No fuckin thanks.

Rob Resenbrink, who I pretended to be at every break time in the autumn of 197’8....RIP

Doesn't even have to be about him having a massive cock. It could just be a song about him being mint at licking out.

Think it was Howay on here who noticed how he goes more sophisticated in his patter and appearance (glasses worn etc 😂 ), when he’s in a roll and starts going all geezer when the chips are down. Could be the start of the latter phase

Who? (Just saving HMHM the bother of asking)

And still the helicopters carrying the heaviest of people continue to remain airborne.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall in Leazes’ padded cell when he gets wind of this.

Brilliant Orange by David Winner is the definitive account of Dutch football

I don't know much about the Dutch but I'm thinking that they won't stand that charlatan for very long. What a knobhead.

They both agree on Gateshead though

i appreciate this is hardly an exact science, however just for a chuckle.... playing for a premier league team against 3rd division opponents our £40m (i know) brazilian is notchimg up goals at the incredible rate of 1 in 3. equate this scintilating strike rate to the 27 games played by our mackem mates regular opponents and he'd be on 9. a quick look at the third division scoring chart means he'd be in joint 11th place with 7 other fuckers i've never heard of. well, apart from sunderland's chris maguire, who i think they all hated but now probably think is the dogs bollocks because he's better than charlie wyke. interestingly, joelinton's 1 goal for every 270 minutes played compares very poorly with those he's vying with in 11th place; so perhaps he's not even that good? lastly, top goal scorer in the 3rd division is ivan toney on 18. twice as many as that projected for our transfer record shattering striker. toney is knocking them in at the rate of 1 in 134 minutes, twice as quickly as our former hoffenheim, bundesliga superstar. just for further comparison, toney reportedy cost peterborough in the region of £650,000 i wonder if things are a bit strained between our mikey and nickson?

"May I ask who is responsible for the preponderance of these common Gaels within this community?"

Look, you have to see the funny side.

WE'RE GUNNA WIN THE LEAGUE

I’m lucky I’m terminally unfunny or I’d be there with you.

lol, get in *high five*

CASKETBALL more like

Kobie Dient, more like.

It's the same shite every single year

I think it’s been made very clear that Mike Ashley doesn’t want to sell.

Great book

Joelinton! Woa-oa-oah! Joelinton! Woa-oa-oah! At scoring goals he's shit! But he's a maestro at the clit! (Repeat to fade).

Just because it's difficult to hire executioners on zero hour contracts tbh.

depends on how many times a shift they went to the bog and how long they spent in there.

Is there a set of cunts in the world worse than the Saudis? Assad? Putin? Trump? Islamic state. I know we flog them arms and buy their oil but I’m struggling to think of anyone I’d rather see buy the club less than

After the standard of that match yesterday, they can use the Gallowgate balcony as a hanging section for all I care.

Groundhog day tbh. Every transfer window like clockwork....

Even Arsene Wenger could see that,he would have been a gimp to say otherwise

And right on cue.

Morals or Mbappe?

Bloke in the local shop spelled it 'Whissy'. Also sold 'Lambruso'.

The main attraction of the club is probably the gallowgate...

York

He’s the new self appointed contrarian. Big shoes to fill now CT is in semi retirement....

Fuck off man.

We've pulled a gap but we are vulnerable due to GD if it tightens up. I had a bet on relegation at the start of the season, I'd bet if I didnt, we would be sat at the foot of the table.

XXL? @Christmas Tree