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FUCK OFF YOU DULL CUNT.

bit disappointed in the negativity in here lads. we're nowhere near injury time yet.

"May I ask who is responsible for the preponderance of these common Gaels within this community?"

So a murderous, theocratic dictator investor fronted by Stavley who's Prince Andrew's ex girlfriend. We might need to get Max Clifford on this lads to smooth out the edges a little... oh shit he's dead isn't he

You should hear @PaddockLad talk, man. It's like having a conversation with Brian Sewell.

Have you tried lube?

Hopefully Ashley and Charnley try to squeeze an extra 10 million out of it and get invited to the Saudi embassy to smooth things out

The sellout crowd got everything they deserved today. Fucking half-heeds.

Apparently Joelinton’s family business is in barn doors and banjos.

I hear Charlie Methadone* is free? *The Don's brilliant PR man at Sunderland.

'Hi 606, Newcastle fan, I'm a season ticket holder.' (Me in the car) 'What hand do you hold it with you fucking knob.'

Have you tried whisky?

The main attraction of the club is probably the gallowgate...

The Knyght Ryder is already shitting his kegs if his award winning critical journalism will put him in danger. He is currently checking if Magaluf is in Turkey...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/saudi-sovereign-wealth-fund-in-talks-to-buy-u-k-soccer-team-newcastle-united-11579950242

Aye, who knew your lower intestine could just drop out like that?

It’s a waste of time.

I think it could well have been. I’m getting old and the memory is feeling the effects of my stoner youth.… ( btw, you tried that place at Four Lane Ends, same people that have Slice in the Grainger Market?)

I had a season ticket for 26 years. I gave it up because he's a cunt.

Just realised that he’s definitely going to ask him if he’s ever seen a Mackem in Milan, isn’t he?

Ryder'd Your Post.

And right on cue.

See ya back in oxford lads and lasses UTFO

He went out there thinking he was going to skin them all ends up and did it about 3 times. Killing attacks dead with piss-poor touches and delayed passes is Atsu territory. Almiron markedly improved without him on the pitch as well.

Dogshit. Then, below that, Joelinton.

Joelinton has found his level...row Z

Scored another two yesterday after coming on in the 65th minute

The amount of shit first touches is beyond belief. Playing with pianos on their back, some of them. Slow, ponderous shite. Bollocks, in fact.

Born with two silver plums in his mouth.

Well if it means Lee Ryder going into SJP for an exclusive scoop and subsequently being dismembered then I’m all for it.

Trudged through the 80s without attending a match types?

That’s completely out of order. It would over too quick

We could be 5 nil up at half time & he’d find something to twist about

Don't diss.... 'Woah! Johnny, Johnny! Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny Anderson!' Sit on the naughty step for three minutes then you can come back and say sorry.

5-4 home win. 0-2 ht 0-4 90 mins 0-4 95 mins dubravka 96, 96, 96, 96, 96

I researched it.

my old man started taking to me to matches at the back end of the 60s. i rarely missed a home game thereafter till 2008. i got my first season ticket in the early 90s only because it became a necessity, prior to that i was only really aware they exsisted for upstairs in the west stand and likewise in the east stand once it was built. the old popular side was where i cut me teeth. as it stands it's completely unecessary to have a season ticket for nufc, not even to save a few pennies. on the contrary, hang on for a year or so and you'll be able to get one for nowt like the recent 10,000 backdrops for a sports direct advert. no disrespect mate, but you're courting the wrong people for your survey, because the current crop of nufc season ticket holders are the most profoundly stupid people ever to set foot in st james' park. oh and just in case you missed it the first time..... mike ashley is a cunt, i hope he gets sucked in to a jet engine.

Fair to say Stokes is currently the worlds greatest living Englishman 👍

It's now like Everton trying to take the piss out of Liverpool.

Nothing. I appreciate that a lot of fans don't have a ST and some don't due to Ashley. But the survey is directed towards STH so that less plastics and fair-weather fans respond as they would likely have different views than the most core support and so would affect the validity of the research.

Here's my own question. What the fuck have you got against fans who don't have a season ticket? Fuck your survey and fuck you!

I wouldn’t hold your breath.

We've pulled a gap but we are vulnerable due to GD if it tightens up. I had a bet on relegation at the start of the season, I'd bet if I didnt, we would be sat at the foot of the table.

So, I'm off to my MSc graduation at York University today. This all arose after a casual chat with Chez Given in Tilley's some 11 years ago. Mad how time flies. (The reason it took so long was there was a 7 year gap in the middle where my work refused to fund me).

MF playing the Witcher 3.

Tell the mackems!

We cant hope to compete with a club like Wolves according to the current regime. Or any other club for that matter.

Can we introduce an insta-ban for anyone who mentions that gammon faced cunt on here?