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Are you going to the game once you’ve finished that?

I had a season ticket for 26 years. I gave it up because he's a cunt.

Knight Ryder: "Welcome to the Toon, home of Newcastle United, Valentino. My first burning question to you is this.....(tries to keep grin in).....Have you ever.....(looks around room, smug look on his face, then looks back at new signing)..... have you ever seen a mackem in Milan?"

So, I'm off to my MSc graduation at York University today. This all arose after a casual chat with Chez Given in Tilley's some 11 years ago. Mad how time flies. (The reason it took so long was there was a 7 year gap in the middle where my work refused to fund me).

Just realised that he’s definitely going to ask him if he’s ever seen a Mackem in Milan, isn’t he?

Ryder'd Your Post.

That was someone else, Renton just pissed all over the house and on here when Sammy Seagull and his family moved into his chimney.

Having his medical now per Paperback Ryder. Lazaro, woah-oh! Lazaro, woah-oh! He’s come from Italy, he’ll probably break his knee

my old man started taking to me to matches at the back end of the 60s. i rarely missed a home game thereafter till 2008. i got my first season ticket in the early 90s only because it became a necessity, prior to that i was only really aware they exsisted for upstairs in the west stand and likewise in the east stand once it was built. the old popular side was where i cut me teeth. as it stands it's completely unecessary to have a season ticket for nufc, not even to save a few pennies. on the contrary, hang on for a year or so and you'll be able to get one for nowt like the recent 10,000 backdrops for a sports direct advert. no disrespect mate, but you're courting the wrong people for your survey, because the current crop of nufc season ticket holders are the most profoundly stupid people ever to set foot in st james' park. oh and just in case you missed it the first time..... mike ashley is a cunt, i hope he gets sucked in to a jet engine.

He’s the new self appointed contrarian. Big shoes to fill now CT is in semi retirement....

That's a reasonable view in most clubs maybe, but there's a solid contingent of non-plastic and non-fair weather fans who refuse to buy season tickets for NUFC these days. Well into the thousands. I would also suggest that you haven't perhaps factored in the economics of some people's situations, and that your research might be skewed a bit in favour of better off fans (who can afford to up-front a season ticket/have the job stability to commit to ongoing payments - and who may indeed be plastics despite this). At least it's worth noting down as a consideration. Either way, I suggest that with our club, you'll struggle to find anyone outside of Sunderland who doesn't think the owner is a cunt. Good luck though.

What a completely unexpected surprise Tell you what mate, it’s cut down into nice bite sized tabloid paragraphs. if you feel that strongly, take them one by one and explain why you feel that Mr Reade’s column has come out of the rear end of a horse. Back yourself up...

Here's my own question. What the fuck have you got against fans who don't have a season ticket? Fuck your survey and fuck you!

I wouldn’t hold your breath.

As Mark Douglas looks on, shaking his head.

Nice one and enjoy the Railway museum after!

I definitely saw it after I got home but can't find it - I had a good look when he signed. That's where he committed two capital crimes in five words: "Who do want to win Steve?" "United, I mean Man United"

'Newcastle will always be a club close to my heart but I just couldn't turn down the opportunity to come home to United'.

Just chuck your hot dog at the steward

He’s fuckin Irish. You know what those cunts are like

who the fuck is that?

KD/J69 will be fewmin at this demotion.

Fuck off man.

Most of it is absolutely spot on tbf

https://canoe.com/entertainment/television/pricasso-simon-cowell-leaves-britains-got-talent-after-man-paints-with-penis-at-audition/wcm/af3fec43-5c62-4778-994b-72ae692628ed

he's an absolute cunt. hope a hellfire missile lands on his head.

He's a cunt /thread

Yellows fans 'Big *day out' tomorrow. me included! Really looking forward to it and it will be my first chance to see the club I have been supporting for a life time at such an iconic stadium. *W/e etc. Concerned that while the Mags seem to have found good form- we have suffered a glut of injuries and consequently lost ours! We have made a few new signings, but they have not had chance to bond with their new team mates yet. Even so, you can expect our lads to be competitive and play some decent football. We have some pacey and tricky burgers capable of getting behind defences. Which, is useful. Will be an amazing atmosphere no doubt, and the 3,700 or so U's fans will help by getting behind our lads! coyy!

I interviewed forna company that makes respiratory masks yesterday so fingers crossed this thing takes off

Like you wouldn't knock one out to this:

That was Papa Lazaru as I'm sure you know.

Tell the mackems!

Or Ant giving me a decent amount of server space.

You idiots will be telling me the show's meant to be shit soon.

If you can't find some decent scran in Newcastle city centre to wash down your drink with then you'll be walking around blindfolded! Don't waste precious piss time queuing for overpriced drink and scolding, tasteless food in the stadium, man! You'll need the halftime break to queue to empty your bladders.

Started watching Dracula knowing full well that ep 3 is going to be turd.

I'm at the stage where I don't know which is worse - it's either completely bent or they actually thought he was worth 40m.

It would have been a better move if he’d invested £40 million in Blockbuster Video tbh.

fuck knows mate. it'll probably turn out we've also bought woolworths as well.

Anyone got a good Pizza Dough recipe? Tried making one last night using Jamie Olivers and ended up going to the shop and buying a Pizza. It was probably more the technique like. After I proved it, I was trying to stretch it and it just kept springing back* *gwan Fist, get the cock joke out of the way

It’ll likely be the other way round… Bentaleb whips out a pack of Seabrooks Tomato Ketchup flavour, from his Special Edition stash, and almost instantly, hundreds of metres away across the training pitches, Bruce’s nose starts twitching like a Mexican ringpiece. He sidles up to the new boy, taps him on the shoulder and says, “ Giz one man” ”No chance, these are a discontinued rarity, Boss!”, exclaims our latest recruit “ Arr, go on man,” says Bruce, “ just a quick Nabil!”

I would just insist on a tea towel over the face. I can't see her having a problem with that. I could sell it on ebay as a turin shroud after too.