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won't believe that until a genuine and thorough breakdown of hoffenheim's accounts are made public. it makes no sense whatsoever. ashley/charnley/barnes have managed to piss off french clubs from lille all the way down to montpellier, (zigzaging their way enroute) with their protracted, penny pinching negotiations to such an extent owners/chairmen have threatened to never deal with newcastle again. they then crossed the border in to the basque region of spain and spent months haggling with eibar for lejeune. can't be arsed to do any reasearch (memory is failing me a bit) but i wouldn't be in the least surprised to discover our dealings with clubs in belgium and holland have lefr their directors traumatised as well. then all of a sudden, completely at odds with everything that's gone before and with seemingly with no competition for joelinton's signature we're led to believe ashley has sanctioned a £40m spend on a player whose ability doesn't even come close to warranting it. the fat cunt must've had a life changing summertime visit from the ghost of jacob marley and all the christmas spirits or a fucking severe bang on his repulsive skull. bizarre and surreal, you couldn't fucking hallucinate it.

When you see it...

When you've finished with it, you might like the Super Mario Brothers movie. Hoskins is at his very best.

It would have been a better move if he’d invested £40 million in Blockbuster Video tbh.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/steve-bruce-newcastle-squirming-safety-21338264.amp?x=&__twitter_impression=true

Aye it’s everyone’s fault but Ole’s.Funny how their good start under Ole was down to him alone.

Or Ant giving me a decent amount of server space.

I think they massively fucked up when they chose the wrong Miliband brother.

I'm at the stage where I don't know which is worse - it's either completely bent or they actually thought he was worth 40m.

The Tory twat who won Pidcock’s seat has just accusing Labour of culturally appropriating the Durham Miners’ Gala.

Aye. It's all the hockling they do, I reckon. Absolute grebmonsters.

fuck knows mate. it'll probably turn out we've also bought woolworths as well.

I fucking love Ole

It’s fucking amazing mind, all these daft cunts that shouted for Brexit, suddenly realising what they’ve done when it bites them on the arse. Farmers will be next. Then the mackems at Nissan. Stupid. Fucking. Cunts.

RIP. What an absolute legend.

Gemmil looks good in his peaky blinders bonnet there

The kids tickets are a quid. It'd be cheaper to buy a ticket than a hot dog.

Apparently 4 jocks getting tested for it after travelling from China! Can of Iron Bru you'll be reet

It's typical of Mike Ashley's Newcastle United to spent fuck all for years then obliterate our transfer record on an absolute donkey.

Aye I don't read them, I just thoroughly enjoy people getting annoyed that books or films aren't being made exactly to their specification. Having said that, this business of Lee Child deciding that he's had enough of writing Jack Reacher books, so his brother is gonna write them for him instead.... well that can fuck off. I've only read one on holiday once and haven't gone back but that is taking the fucking piss.

Looks like it. I’d be pretty surprised if it wasn’t. Bottom 6 averaging less than / equal to / just over a point per game.

in particular!

Just one?

And after you've tried that: www.dominos.co.uk

I could never get pizza dough right, always ended up more like short crust, and ended up giving up completely. Although I have used half a stottie cake before with surprisingly good results.

Anyone got a good Pizza Dough recipe? Tried making one last night using Jamie Olivers and ended up going to the shop and buying a Pizza. It was probably more the technique like. After I proved it, I was trying to stretch it and it just kept springing back* *gwan Fist, get the cock joke out of the way

100/1? Pfftt, this is what I got in December #aheadofthegame

the mind can only boggle as to how much profit ashley would want on the £4m compensation we apparently forked out to sheffield wednesday to make bruce the lowest paid manager in the premier league.

Steve Bruce down to 100/1 to be the next permanent manchester utd manager please god let this happen.

Stop that

Probably £10m for the player and £30m in wages (for him and everyone else), bonuses (as if), agent's fees, staff working in the ticket office (if there are any or even if there is a ticket office at all), the tea lady's pittance, and Cashley's profit.

Since when is Jonah Hill part of the NUFC management group?

Anyone know of any parties happening next Friday?

I think this needs more investigation. I may be some time. Don't wait up.

If he plays his cards right he might Nab a spot in Jetro's Testimonial.

It's partly the reason I have no interest in the party any more. Completely needless. Nandy may or may have the appeal to win back the red wall. But do you really think she will win over the southern middle classes with this bull shit narrative? Because to win an election, she needs to do both. Feels like I'm banging my head against the wall here, but you need someone with broad appeal who the Tories fear. Only one candidate fits that bill (albeit maybe not enough).

The makems have a love-in with the scouse makems so criticism of their mates isn’t allowed.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/bank-robber-matthew-davies-dunfermline-bank-of-scotland-glasgow-a9289676.html

In a 13 page thread about our match.