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No need for that, he was only asking.

May your loan deal be as successful as retiring Geordie Legend, Jetro Willems’

apparently so did Everton.

Bentaleg within 2 months.

This is what we will be eating from the nuclear bunkers

I went for a shit, what happened?!

we've been very unlucky not to be lucky in that half. our luck should change.

@Essexyellows october 13th 1990 at your place, my daughters first game aged just under 2 months. wouldn't take a bottle feed so the wife breast fed her on the cuckoo lane end to a rousing chorus of 'tits oot for the lads' dull as fuck 0-0 draw, she's 29 now and has never expressed the remotest interest in going to a newcastle game since.

And we never get into anyone’s pelanty box

Titus, it was an honour and a privilege to see you wear the black and white

Normal service resumed 2 nil to the Scouse Makems.

.....Now I know why I found it so funny.

And of course... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/everton-v-free-ticket-mugs.1502585/page-3

saturday? except we got three.

We can only hope that Bruce doesn't get caught performing the pre match human sacrifices before the end of the season. I honestly can't remember the last time we've played so shite only to nick a point. I'd be absolutely sickened if I was an Everton supporter, and I'd be very upset about this result as well

I hope you enjoyed that tactical master class.

Pickford fuck-up again was probably too busy thinking about the crack he was going to send his mates

If you can’t be good, be lucky

I’m off to Dundee for three weeks on Sunday. Fuck off.

29? How old was she when she had your daughter?????

Fat little cunt

Us too!

Can you ask him to get me some?

Definitely don't know any dodgy Bundesliga agents

If only someone had mentioned it before now.

And then the prophecy will have come true, the spell will be broken and Stevie can finally come back.

@PaddockLad......... more trauma, can remember Gascoigne tearing us apart playing for Spurs, ironically in Round 4 of the FA Cup. Another blinder of a day out, was living in Essex at the time with Wife MK1. Think we use most of those tunes as well, although the words may be a bit different!!

I only remember it because we ended up in the Newcastle Arms listening to the lad playing this for the first time...

Close, was little Les Philips at St James`s (April 88) and Deano scored at the Manor........... lost `em both 1-3. We`ve spent a lot of time being both virtually & actually relegated! Yep, I doff my old hat to you. Was March `91. It`s all a blur these days!! That`s what the Conference does to you!

I keep telling myself that.

I’ve heard that somewhere. Probably going to drive a bit and then get the super smashing trains a bit too

I don’t know what Lady Luck does see in Brucey but he is free to keep shagging her.

Off to Dubrovnik in the summer and am happy to announce that I will not be doing any Game of Thrones tours. Keep that to the Warhammer shaggers. But, any other suggestions would be welcome.

Off to Lanzarote in the (painfully early) morning. Only until Sunday night - sorry Greta - but any break from January is a good break.

Essembee will be sitting with a pack Kleenex and a bottle of baby oil tonight, watching Pickford like a hawk.

This season we have more points than we have shots on target. I doubt we'll get many tonights, shots on targets or points.

SMB Scouse Makem Bastards

2-0 loss, Tom to go divvy on Twitter about tories and the feed the scousers song.

The pinnacle

Greetings, another one soaking up the pre-match atmosphere for our "Cup Final" at the weekend. Been following our lot for far too many years, remember arriving at St James`s in the `80`s just as the tannoy announced it was off due to a water logged pitch! Older & wiser, and having moved house several times, the train is taking the strain Saturday!

In a flurry of fuck January. I’ve booked a bergamo - como - florence - Naples trip in April and a cabin in the lakes in August with 6 mates.

No worries. 1) If you couldn’t give a flying fuck, do nothing, just carry on with your day. 2) If you live on Teeside and poke Romanian hookers, bang on about this ( whatever this is) for the next few weeks. Done. Option 1) wins by 99 votes to 1.

Here you go.

It'll be have mainly spent on purchasing properties that need to be demolished. High house prices make transport infrastructure exorbitant in this country, probably the most expensive in the world. I think I've made my points on HS2 quite clear. We've built motorways all over this country which have a much bigger foot print than a train line. But nobody bats an eye lid at that. People complain about the trains being too crowded, then complain about a line that will triple capacity? Bonkers, what a country.

This is getting fuckin daft now https://open.spotify.com/track/3fVj1G4adoGqIstdC4DkPw?si=tXC5rL7IRRSAPZ04FPjbfA