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Does anyone know any decent parking in North London?

Curtains usually

Is he now asking the public to fund a bong for brexit? CT will be cutting back on the cherry tomatoes.

Is that what your dad says as he leaves your bedroom?

Fun fact: Almiron now has more goals against League One sides this season than actual League One supa strika Will Grigg.

That's awful, give him my commiserations. It's shit he's had 2 strokes as well.

as she formulated an angry forum post about him

Yes well done the crowd

No and yes.

thank fuck for the rochdale defender. was gonna fall to joelinton.

1-0 "Ball in for Joelinton...but its an own goal!"

Quiff has some tablets for that if you ask nicely

i always knew that cunt from work was a wanker, she thought

Full length mirrors?

Sorry, can you explain that again? I'm not sure I get your point?

Boot licking cunt.

If you were wondering why Gemmill has been quiet on here of late it's because he's busy running his new Twitter account.

Should do a chart for the Bruce defenders where one axis is football knowledge and the other is desire to just attract attention

Sorry for the tardiness of my reply, I was at the pictures......

Ask t00nraider2.

Joelintonthebraziandudscoresafuckinggoalffs

It's worth a try if it gets him a goal

I exhausted all of my monthly optimism with the scoreline.

joelinton.... missed.

We're absolutely going to go on a cup run and get relegated, aren't we?

Tom Allan sounds like a fella who was in a Britpop band on rhythm guitar but then died just as they were about to get big. He’s a striker however.

Someone sent me the image of prince harry bumming merkle (obv a fake) when i was on the tread mill yesterday. I opened the link and then due to being a sweaty cunt couldnt get it off, meanwhile a right fitty just looked across and gave me a very disapproving look.

Think I will go to the gym and look at fanny instead

even when we were losing under rafa, the players looked fit and drilled, there was positional discipline and barely any injuries. that's gone. these days our wins feel fortuitous and you get the sense that our next 5-0 walloping is only ever just around the corner.

Ibuprofen?

He runs the club like a business though

Try Cillit Bang. Also try using a toilet.

Oooo like at me skiing and name dropping, cock. He was class like.

Years ago I went to flamingo land with a lass I was seeing, she wanted to go on the 4D spongebob experience. The seat lurched you about, it smelt weird and they sprayed water in your face. Imagine that is exactly the same, and really useful to you.

Or perhaps just getting Rafa back, as he seemed to have no problems with staving away injuries

went for a beer after skiing on Sat and they must have had a Rush playlist on because they played all my faves, not gonna lie, it got me a little choked up. Neil Peart moved to my hometown and grew up there so Rush was always playing on local radio, here is a cool article from the local paper, authored by Mr Peart in 1994. https://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/whatson-story/9804404-neil-peart-in-his-own-words-growing-up-in-st-catharines/?fbclid=iwar2wvzy2d7icbllywlxzzgh4wrt6l1p9hnucysk8xxg2x2uohkjme63p8mg

Ugly Mackems will be very pleased we got rid of the awful football under Rafa.

Well, he had me fooled with his clever disguise

i didn't know @Ant was recruiting for his 5 a side team