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Monkeys Fist: "I'll get my coat... d'Ivoire"

There wasn’t a black woman the right wing press could be snidely racist about in that tale, though.

In case you missed it, our unchecked parliament has voted to withhold the UK's commitment to the Erasmus scheme, even though we'd have been able to stay in it regardless of EU withdrawal. Young Brits being denied the rights their older brothers and sisters had. Terrific. If I tell you that "Wake up and smell the coffee! What’s the matter with you people? We’re going to go on with the Erasmus scheme" is a direct quote from Nigel Farage to students at Newcastle University in the run-up to the referendum, I'm sure you'll be deeply surprised at what has happened in the meantime and confident that he'll be held to account for his lies, as he always is.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2020/01/local-actress-successfully-deprograms-member-of-hereditary-cult/

No wonder they bumped her off, I bet she had a fanny like a clowns pocket.

Is creating anything for the forwards not a problem too? I'm well past defending Joelinton now but our midfield is absolute dog shit that never controls a game or gets the ball to our attackers in decent positions.

A&E waiting figures out today are the worst since records began. What did the public do? Gave the same cunts another five years.

One for the wank bank @Renton

Dig him up! Dig him up!

HIGH VOLTAGE

IF you see a faded sign at the side of the road

For voicing well thought out grievances against the Mike Ashley regime or paki bashing?

I legitimately cannot believe NUFC Twitter is still a thing. The patter must be honking considering who is actually left.

Reported.

Even stupid stuff like the blue passports (made in France, not Gateshead), and especially the fucking ridiculous 50 pence coin on its third re-mint. Little things intended to goad and divide. Then the huge things like Erasmus. And the absolutely massive things like being out the SM in its entirety which will utterly fuck our industry. We will be a divided country for generations.

The reaction in the mental press to Harry and Markle's decision is insane. Let them do what the fuck they want you absolute fucking weirdos. They can't be so unaware that they don't realise that this is the perfect rubber stamp for why they've made a good decision. I didn't really give a fuck about this until I saw that the likes of Piers Morgan and that utter cunt Sarah Vine were ripping into them. Now I wish them all the best and hope Piers Morgan has a massive stroke.

not guilty. this man was using the seagull as a weapon, renton would have used a weapon to hit the seagull.

They never will. There's literally nothing that can or will persuade them otherwise.

I take it that the likes of this lad is just putting this shit up for likes? How can anyone claiming to be a supporter of Mike Ashley's NUFC go into any transfer window with any sort of expectations that he or she could possibly start to get concerned about?

arf

When I lived in Switzerland it was really expensive, but the flag was a big plus.

Shaddap you face Costruttore di strade et Terrorista.

The anti-Irish discrimination continues unabated.

Robert Jenrick has revealed the Tories big plan to regenerate struggling towns: he's told councils to cut parking charges, said shops should offer "high quality retail experiences" and urged everyone to use their local high street more. Hey Red Wall, I hope Brexit was worth it cos you are getting fuck all out of this lot.

Did you speak to Peter or Roger?

Like father, like son.

FYP

He should send his son down with his rifle...

I like how we've been on the verge of a war and a passenger plane has wiped out killing all passengers and crew, both in the last 24 hours, and the BBC top story is about Harry.

They're doing a show called "Thriller live" at Sunderland Empire. Just seen the advert on ITV. More paedo worship

Stokes is fucking incredible like. Totally thrives on those pressure situations

Worth a read through

Glad I've been off sick the last couple of days as it allowed me to watch five day test cricket in all its glory. Stokes is an absolute freak. To put in a bowling performance like that at the end on a dead pitch after being amazing in the field and lasing their bowlers all over the park was truly staggering. Good to see performances from Sibley and Pope too.

Corbyn and Rayvin sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

I just realised we’re still doing it. must stop arguing about Corbyn must stop arguing about Corbyn must stop arguing about Corbyn

You’re not wrong about lots of this, but it’s whataboutery. He was a terrorist - why not just say it? Failing to do so while condemning our allies isn’t a vote winner, other than with the stop the war coalition fringe. Must people in this country aren’t pacifists and the next leader has to at least pretend to be tough on defence and security.

God this is so depressing. Some stupid mentally ill cunt in his 70s making all the decisions while the missiles fly. Probably some silly old Iranian cunt doing the same on the other side. I wish 80% of the human race would just drop dead so we could start again. I'm happy to be in the 80% although the 20% would need to work out how to reinvent sexy.

So yeasty she’s baked her own bun?

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/abuse-lord-maginnis-hannah-bardell_uk_5e161a09c5b6c7b859d48fbf @ewerk control your mate ffs.