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Here's ewerk just before he left school.....

Is Groomsport a hotbed of Irish sunderland fans, then?

No good in the air.

Not with Johnson in their side.

Theres been a democratic coup in progress in Western Democracies for about a decade. I think that we're only somewhere in the middle of it...

What’s Gemmill got to do with it?

Hopefully you.

Murphy said that Cousin It tried a “left foot bender” and for a second, I thought he meant Graeme Le Saux

Toontastic. Less a football forum, more a seagull news aggregator site.

Of course it's right. I said it. Members vote for free as always. Registered supporters can pay £25 for a vote. Rayvin will apologise on your behalf.

Even when he's funny, he's being funny with that face and that voice and that delivery. I've never understood how anyone can tolerate him.

Some very awkward looking people

In his defence, it's safe to say that it's unlikely he has the intelligence to know what that symbol meant.

His mam wants him in the house for his tea at 5 every evening so Forest was a non-starter.

Then what's my excuse?

No man, folk are just simply pointing out that the lad is a wee bit shite and certainly not worth the fee paid.... The cognitive dissonance seems to be much closer to home than you think. Marra.

Would you risk playing our kids against the mackems though?

Loads of journos ripping the head off it over Leeds tonight on twitter. They got beat. By the worst arsenal team in a decade. Yorkshire cunts. I fucking hate Leeds.

Gold value spiked after the assassination, which has in turn made my old pension that I put into a 7/7 risk investment that is linked heavily to precious metals and mining spike a nearly a grand. Imagine how rich I'll be if there's a war!

Odd that

A mate said at the weekend that below the top 8 or so of the premier league it’s like an extension of the championship. Think he’s got a point..

Christ what a miserable cunt this bloke is. The awkward silence after every desperate attempt at comedy is painful.

A good draw for Rochdale, tbf. Got to think they have a good chance of making the 5th round.

You have Eoin McLove, so you do.

Just look at the proposals by the new government to remove the fixed term parliament legislation and, more crucially, to remove the power from the judiciary to rule on the dissolution of Parliament with the power resting solely with the PM. I.e. he won’t even just be able to bypass the courts but also the Commons and the Lords. Worse still, it’ll happen with barely any mention

Now you’re getting closer to my neck of the woods.

It was worth it just to see Tom Hanks's disapproving face, the stupid cunt. I remember watching that twat do an acceptance speech for Band of Brothers, a harrowing drama about a paratrooper unit which endured some of the absolute worst the Second World War had to offer, and talk about the bravery and courage.............. of the fucking actors that appeared in it. Cunt.

Why has Ricky Gervais upset the woke, I don't get it. I'm tempted to say that it's because the right wing enjoyed it, so now the left can't. I mean he was making fun of a bunch of famous, rich bellends. Who gives a shit. He was right anyway, they are indeed hypocrites, and they are indeed of no interest to anyone whatsoever as far as their political opinions go. EDIT - Although that impression of him is spot on

This.

Hans Tilkowski has finally crossed the line.

Bet Colin’s full name is an anagram of Neil Warnock

She won't get my vote. She's even lied about telling Diane Abbot to fuck off. Which is actually worse than telling Diane Abbot to fuck off

“We are Top of the League, Said We are Top of the League!”

It's fucked up that as you get older, more financially stable, gain a better understanding of the world, competent at your job, settled in a relationship etc. you somehow end up with twice as much anxiety as you had in your 20s.

Was he?!

fair play mate, you're admirably resolute in your defence, not to mention being a dab hand at digging up old quotes. problem is, despite how many times joelinton jumped up inn the air by the 15th september or andy carroll breaking all opta stat records for the same thing last week, they've scored one goal between them in over half a season and provided very little else. whether a record breaking £40m super buy or a freebie returning hero you've got to concede this is fucking shite, surely? perhaps they're just not very good? we'd have been better of hanging on to ivan toney and adam armstrong, it's highly unlikey they'd have been as impotent.

I think we can stop arguing about Corbyn now. The bloke was an unmitigated failure that led Labour to its worst election result in almost a century. By any measure his period in charge has been a disaster for both his party and the country.

Going off players feet instead of various body parts would reduce the need to draw vertical lines and thus make calls much faster. Better fps. Screens around stadiums. Sorted. I've sorted VAR out.

that reminds me, what’s the least spoken language in the world? sign language