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Bad name.

If he doesn’t die from his injuries, he will when he wakes up and sees the excess on his travel insurance.

“Oooo remembers Peter Kay? Eeee Oooo remembers that joke about what people remember!?”

Not with Johnson in their side.

Was he?!

That’s the problem though, isn’t it? He wasn’t worth 40m when we signed him. But that’s the club’s fault not the player’s. His performances have been mostly very shit so far, something he does deserve to be criticised for, but the extent of the criticism is out of order. In reality Joelinton is a young player who did show promise in a different league in the past, who was worth half of the money at most, is playing in a shit team, mostly in a position that doesn’t suit him in a team playing old fashioned hoofball, where even Supa Andy is without a goal. But of course, he is the worst player eva!1!11!!

Ever thought of writing for Heat magazine?

What’s Gemmill got to do with it?

Hopefully you.

No man, folk are just simply pointing out that the lad is a wee bit shite and certainly not worth the fee paid.... The cognitive dissonance seems to be much closer to home than you think. Marra.

put's him in with a shout for player of the season you reckon?

fair play mate, you're admirably resolute in your defence, not to mention being a dab hand at digging up old quotes. problem is, despite how many times joelinton jumped up inn the air by the 15th september or andy carroll breaking all opta stat records for the same thing last week, they've scored one goal between them in over half a season and provided very little else. whether a record breaking £40m super buy or a freebie returning hero you've got to concede this is fucking shite, surely? perhaps they're just not very good? we'd have been better of hanging on to ivan toney and adam armstrong, it's highly unlikey they'd have been as impotent.

She's comes across like an arsey GP receptionist man

I think I can figure out why nobody else in the league wanted Joelinton too.

That's me convinced them, I'd rather have one Joelinton than two Rondons

Dalglish was a horrific manager for us. And with Liverpool the second time around. It took until Robson for us to recover from him.

Sorry like, are people genuinely watching that clip and trying to claim that she was enjoying the result? It's no wonder the Labour Party is fucked if that's the case.

Schumacher with a bit of luck. The whole ohhh we aren't telling you how he is thing got boring quick. Arseholes.

And now over to Amsterdam for a diplomatic ex-pro expert view on the situation ...

dalglish, souness, pardew, allardyce, it remains to be seen how far bruce can move up the ladder, put the potential is high. i do know that dalglish destroyed the finest team i've seen in my nufc supporting lifetime and i hate cunt with a passion for it. i can still picture the cunt being interviewed towards the end of his first full season when we were still in danger of being relegated and the arrogance of the dour cunt defied belief. nearly came to blows several times over the years with red scousers, and while i respect their love for him it would never, ever stop me from venting my revulsion.

He's hasn't "shown nothing." He was one of our best players in a number games earlier this season.