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The other thing I've noticed is that it's not just about the numbers, bad as they are. A few years back people didn't seem as desperate. I suspect some were begging, but I had some kind of dwelling to keep them relatively healthy. (I'm not remotely suggesting the Daily Heil crap they were driving to their pitches in brand new Jags etc btw). Now I can see genuine despair in peoples faces. In Edinburgh there were lasses in floods of tears about the position they were in. Grey faces, ooen sores, people with terrible tremors, people who were clearly psychotic (and hence very scary). Homeless people fighting each other over territory. You could tell most wanted out of it but there is no route for them. I don't know, maybe it's drugs, maybe it's me that's changed, but I don't think so. This really should be a matter of national urgency and it should be the governments responsibility to intervene, not kind hearted individuals like @wykikitoon.

"...... Introducing......David Moe, I mean Moyes as our old, I mean, new manager at West Ham United....."

Star Wars with the bairn. Wasn't shit but how long can they flog it to death for? Also 'Mary Poppins returns' with the Wife getting her way. Would've been a decent film for this type of thing but the songs in it were fucking dire, not one even remotely catchy tune which was hard lines on Emily Blunt who didn't look out of place at all and did the role justice. Honestly, how they thought they'd get away with the music being shit in a musical is beyond me? All in the space of two days, two films I didn't particularly want to watch. I'm too kind to them. I'm putting my feet up tomorrow and watching Ben Hur, Spartacus or something like that tomorrow. That'll teach them.

‘Oh fuck, it’s me again’.

I mean that just sounds like Scotland.

Aye I seen that. 'you're a star. Thank you'. Tbf, he comes across a canny kid but his cock's doing the talking in that tweet.

Why are they rereffing ambiguous offside decisions that are neither clear or obvious, but not giving obvious penalties like Carroll getting assassinated yesterday?

Funny how our last manager realised he wasn’t up to much when they put him forward at the scouting meeting...

This lass sometimes appears on my my twatter feed, I had no idea who she is but it appears that she's a DJ. She appears because @PaddockLad follows her and I follow him. I presume PL follows her as she's a really good DJ and her patter's spot on?

It's a far bigger club for the media darling to fall flat on his face at. A logical stepping stone towards the Spurs/Arsenal job he seems to get touted for by those in the media keen to see English managers in the premier league's big jobs. West Ham seem to be about to appoint Moyes again though, who hasn't had a job since they sacked him in favour of appointing the man they sacked yesterday. If there's once club I'd like to see go down this season it's West fuckin Ham, purely because their owners are Ashley level Tory cunts. The fact that even these useless fuckers don't see Howe as a good appointment to build their club for the future tells you all you need to know about them and him; their short term panic appointment of a fuckin dinosour is still preferable to a manager who's never been anything other than distinctly average at the top level.

Nah, the new trick with London is to pin it all on the knife-crime-ignoring leftie Muslim mayor. Just look at any reply to any Sadiq Khan tweet about anything. It's pretty grim.

I blame you fuckers for not starting a thread and leaving it to me to do it after KO. Pretty sure we've lost every time I've started them though I rarely do it. But, aye, headless chickens sprinting to close down and getting done on the break giving Steve Pardew the chance to give the crowd excuse. The thing is we could've quite as easily got something from that game but you flip it and say we could've just as easily drew or got beat in some of our wins. The only very slight silver lining is I get over our defeats a bit quicker than before because I get annoyed at being annoyed. It's Mike Ashley's club, he's killing it, we're not built to strive, you've rapped your ticket because you won't give him your money, don't give him your time being pissed off by defeat. Easier said than done but it's getting easier than before. Fanks, Mike.

that reminds me, what’s the least spoken language in the world? sign language

I hope nobody is counting on a carefully managed squad looking fresh and hoovering up points in the run-in like we're used to. He's crying on about the festive period fucking the squad. Playing Lejeune in all 3 games when he's just had a major injury is shocking stuff.

Best bit of that quote is pay as you play, it’s one of them things that get said on football forums on the internet. If anyone can name a player on a confirmed pay as you play deal I will give them 20 quid

😂😂😂

Funny as fuck how Ashley wasted loads of money trying to be clever about it

That too

It’s her clear diction and classy nails, isn’t it?

There’s definitely a couple of reasons why but I’m not sure it’s those

@Howmanheyman I'll tell you who cracks on to her regular like a sick puppy, the lad who does the 1980-1994 twitter account

I hope you’re taking the piss, young un. Honestly, it’s not worth getting too annoyed about. We’re an absolute fucking shell of a club

or the forwards who, despite the team having 20 chances, failed to score.

So much for the game you were watching but what’s your opinion about Newcastle’s performance?

No. They'll tell lies like they usually do or at the very most they'll look after London and pretend its ok.

Sad but true. A decade ago I would have been seething for a day or two after a loss like that. It really doesn’t bother me that much these days.

I blame the fans. It’s the manager’s role to drill positional discipline. The brainless pressing that led to the second goal was unforgivable and would never have happened under rafa.

Look at the stats all we want; we had a good period before half time and that was just about it. The bubble burst at Man United and we're about to be exposed for the collective fraudsters we all are

I had a traumatic time in my teens- I was kidnapped by a mime artist. He did some unspeakable things.

The gay illuminati has got to PL I reckon. He's been torn asunder.

oh, and i get not a small amount of pleasure out of the thought of 10,000 Free Ticket Mags trundling home chuffed to bits with their new, well earned gift from the lovely and considerate duo of charnley and bruce.

Me and the laddie were watching Brian Cox earlier, and he asked if I could explain a Solar Eclipse to him. I said… ”No son”.