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Asking people to put the pools on so they can keep the stadium clean is the most Sunderland thing I’ve heard in at least 5 days

Most football fans hoy bog roll on the pitch. The mackems see it as an invitation.

Those shit stained seats won't clean themselves

Fish is like one of those idealistic characters in a drama who thinks he can turn a criminals life around by talking to them. Just like bank robbers will always be thieves, Mackems will always be highly illogical, deluded tramps.

fuck the horrible bitter cunts. i'd love to see them cease to be. they're an absolute nothing club, whose main claims to fame in living memory are both footballing anomalies. an f.a. cup win in '73 and their string of derby victories. the last of their TWO competitive forays in to europe was over 46 years ago. they mocked the championship and clubs like burton who competed in it. they consider themselves to be everybody's cup final in the third division despite languishing in the bottom half of it. they make outlandish and bizarre claims about their classy support and their multitude of football friends whilst at the same time they were singing songs in support of and justifying the actions of a fucking nonce. there's no limits to the depths i'd like to see them sink and i hope they have a shite new year!

Also Friend didn't help - I'd bet the hand off for the third goal would be given most of the time. See also "McTominay's been booked and has just pulled Almiron's shirt - why is that not a second yellow card?" - because he's wearing a Man Utd shirt you stupid cunt.

Dry roasted or salted?

Considering what a shit tip of a club they are I find her pretentious purple prose fucking hilarious. That’s based on the first line, which is as far as I got. Ugly faux mackem bint

Dermott Gallagher trying to justify not sending mccunt off. Fuck off man. If it had been shelvey he would have been off.

The modern footballer

Well this is predictably shit. Is Bruce starting his shite second half of the season early? Or is it just NUFC are fucking shit over the Xmas period every fucking year? Also, why the actual fuck does Alan Shearer of all people refer to Manchester United purely by the latter name, rather than the former? Fuck off Shearer, no need for that shit. Also I realise he is a professional and needs to be non partisan, but he comes across as being a ManU fan to me.

If a Benitez side did that in a first half the same 11 wouldn't be out 2nd half, that much I know.

We have been shite for weeks. Luck just run out today.

How can you only have 30% of the ball and still concede twice from needlessly giving it away?

Wan-Bissaka hasn’t got past any fucker all season until he comes up against Jetro “Good on Instagram” Willems. Bloke couldn’t block an unknown caller

15th

@Kid Dynamite TORY BASTARDS

Unless your team are 13th in league one - in which case you don’t have a single argument to make.

She writes like an irritating 14 year old, reading it is like pulling teeth.

SOMEONE got Brian Cox DVDs for Christmas.

You wouldn’t need to pull hers. They’re practically queuing up to get out. The bit about the earth titling towards the sun. It fucking tilts all the time At a certain point in the year it means the northern hemisphere is closer to the sun than the southern one but that’s the vernal equinox rather than the solstice she keeps banging on about. Our game was so dull I ended reading the whole article

That’s your eyes and your ears failing you now.

Up to 7th with a win. Fucking typical, we’ll backdoor into Europe right as Brexit kicks in.

Slipped to 15th. 10th points to relegation zone. Further away to the top spot

Plenty of thrillers today. Bring back the old Boxing Day fixtures when everyone was hungover.

Bourbon and coated chilli. Someone deliver Rennies.

Sneak peak of the speech tomorrow